Do you aim for the water? Now with poll.

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Posted: 11/18/2011 3:56:17 PM EDT

Or the porcelain?

I grew up in a big family, in a small house, with thin walls. I always hated hearing someone else take a piss. Out of respect for others I learned young to aim for the porcelain. 35 and I still do.

discuss.

Edited for non poop clarity.

Posted: 11/18/2011 3:57:06 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
...or the porcelain?

I grew up in a big family, in a small house, with thin walls. I always hated hearing someone else do their business. Out of respect for others I learned young to aim for the porcelain. 35 and I still do.

discuss.

same here...

Posted: 11/18/2011 3:59:21 PM EDT

[#2]

aim?

Posted: 11/18/2011 3:59:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:

...or the porcelain?

I grew up in a big family, in a small house, with thin walls. I always hated hearing someone else do their business. Out of respect for others I learned young to aim for the porcelain. 35 and I still do.

discuss.

same here...

these

in before the sink pissers

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:00:05 PM EDT

[#4]

Poop trajectory thread???

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:01:11 PM EDT

[#5]

It's a violation of my ninjaness to make unecessary noise, I pee on the porcelain....

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:01:19 PM EDT

[#6]

I hit the area right where the water and porcelain meet. Reduces splatter and still quietish.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:02:23 PM EDT

[#7]

driveway.
I do not like to piss indoors.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:03:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Depends on how musical I'm feeling nowadays.

Back when I smoked a cigarette butt would usually engender a game of Sink the Bismark!

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:04:30 PM EDT

[#9]

IIRC, a urinal manufacturer used to paint a fly on a specific place inside the bowl. The natural inclination when taking a whizz was to target the fly. Apparently this was the angle most likely NOT to splash and it cut back cleanups by over 50%.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:04:42 PM EDT

[#10]

Is there any subject not yet discussed on here?

Just thought of one. Check wet belt thread.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:05:29 PM EDT

[#11]

porcelain

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Porcelain.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Porcelain if I must, shower if possible.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:27 PM EDT

[#14]

I pretend I'm a firefighter and piss as hard as I can.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:33 PM EDT

[#15]

I use the spray and pray method

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:08:09 PM EDT

[#16]

Water. I let if fly and piss with authority.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:08:29 PM EDT

[#17]

I stand at like 7:30 for some reason. I usually aim for the white, but occasionally I aim right where the 2 meet and see if I can get the bubbles to work all the way around the edge and meet

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:08:40 PM EDT

[#18]

Neither.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:10:23 PM EDT

[#19]

The seat..... my old lady hates it lol

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:11:39 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I stand at like 7:30 for some reason. I usually aim for the white, but occasionally I aim right where the 2 meet and see if I can get the bubbles to work all the way around the edge and meet

Sometimes, if I have a lot stored up, I aim for the water just see if I can make 100% bubble coverage.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:12:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Pissing on the porcelain causes a fine atomized mist of caustic urine to splash all over the place. Piss in the water, that's why it's there.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:12:56 PM EDT

[#22]

I aim for the Cheerio

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:12:57 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
It's a violation of my ninjaness to make unecessary noise, I pee on the porcelain....

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Posted: 11/18/2011 4:14:35 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Is there any subject not yet discussed on here?

I'll admit I didn't do a search, but I felt confident that this subject would be 'dupe proof".

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:15:11 PM EDT

[#25]

My brother used to be fucking awful with the aim. The radiator next to our toilet looked like it was made from rust, the nasty bastard. In his defense, he was retarded for a while, though.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:15:29 PM EDT

[#26]

IN before the upper deckers

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:15:42 PM EDT

[#27]

i dont like making noise when i pee when people are around... i aim for the sides

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:16:18 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Porcelain.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:18:58 PM EDT

[#29]

I generally aim out a window and water the grass. Less water usage and helps to fertilize the lawn.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:20:38 PM EDT

[#30]

Side of toilet for me bra. cant stand the sound of piss hitting water, not even my own .

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:20:45 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Piss in the water, that's why it's there.

Huh, I always thought the water was there strickly for #2. Why do urinals not have water then?

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:21:11 PM EDT

[#32]

Don't wanna hear me piss? Run away!

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:22:01 PM EDT

[#33]

In the morning, I even sit down and piss.

Easier to surf on the phone.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:25:53 PM EDT

[#34]

IBTP

Come on Brah

Not into the water

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:26:12 PM EDT

[#35]

Water. Surprised at the porcelain thing.

Thread needs a poll.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:26:42 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Side of toilet for me bra. cant stand the sound of piss hitting water, not even my own .

I hear you. I have taken drastic measures in the past to keep from hearing females go. Seriously, it's like it leaves them at 60 mph. If I have to hear it, it's like a very large, sharp spike in my ear!

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:27:19 PM EDT

[#37]

Shi... I just try ta keep it Dry . den coil dat bad mofo back up

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:31:07 PM EDT

[#38]

I was taught hitting the water would cause splashing, and a mess for mommy to clean up.

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:40:19 PM EDT

[#39]

Depends. At home, I aim for where the water meets the porcelain. At work I aim for the wall and piping.

The cleaning woman angers me.

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Posted: 11/18/2011 4:41:36 PM EDT

[#40]

Anybody can piss on the floor.

Be a hero, and shit on the cieling!!!

Posted: 11/18/2011 4:41:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Depends. At home, I aim for where the water meets the porcelain. At work I aim for the wall and piping.

The cleaning woman angers me.

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Passive Agressive pissing? Awesome.

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:10:25 PM EDT

[#42]

The hair.

I aim for the hair.

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:15:57 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

I stand at like 7:30 for some reason. I usually aim for the white, but occasionally I aim right where the 2 meet and see if I can get the bubbles to work all the way around the edge and meet

kcolg30 does the same

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:17:36 PM EDT

[#44]

Porcelain.

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:22:24 PM EDT

[#45]

Mine or yours

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:24:34 PM EDT

[#46]

like this

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:26:43 PM EDT

[#47]

As a single guy without a wife cleaner-upper - I sit down.
I don't care how you do it if you stand, you WILL splash piss and toilet water all over the general vicinity!
I don't like spending time cleaning up stuff I do1n't have to so I find that a sit piss is a very clean alternative...
It solves both the noise and the mess problem

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:27:28 PM EDT

[#48]

My bedroom is right next to the bathroom so whenever someone pees or flushes I hear it. So I aim for non water at other people's houses because I know how it feels to hear people.

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:28:17 PM EDT

[#49]

When my wife is chewing my ass, I piss down both legs.

Posted: 11/18/2011 5:29:35 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Depends on how musical I'm feeling nowadays.

Back when I smoked a cigarette butt would usually engender a game of Sink the Bismark!

This 100%

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