To do list: Pitch tent, lose virginity, assault some cops, get head busted open, go to jail

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - To do list: Pitch tent, lose virginity, assault some cops, get head busted open, go to jail (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:02:15 PM EDT

I keep seeing this picture posted various places as an example of JBT brutality, so it's nice to have the back-story.

Brandon Watts, whose bloody face was pictured on the front page of Friday’s Daily News, was the first person to set up a residential tent inside the park, a fellow protester said.

Soon after protesters started pitching tents, a gal pal of Watts’ told the New York Times Magazine he lost his virginity at the encampment.

"Brandon lost his virginity today — not to me,” Core Jones, 20, told the magazine on Oct. 23. "I don’t know who the girl is. But I want to have a party for him.”

On Thursday, Watts stood atop a wall inside Zuccotti Park and tossed objects — including a AAA battery — at cops standing outside the barricade along Liberty St., police said.

Suddenly, the 6-foot-1, 160-pound Watts charged the officers and snatched a hat off the head of a deputy inspector, cops said.

Cops caught him as he ran back into the park, but he began to fight back, police said. He was wrestled to the ground and busted his head on the concrete, causing a gash to gush blood down his face.

He has been arrested four times since Sept. 24 for resisting arrest, loitering in disguise, escaping from a prisoner van and stealing orange mesh fencing, police said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/protester-brandon-watts-pitch-a-tent-zuccotti-park-bloody-face-day-action-article-1.979573

Article includes some hilarious tough-guy posturing.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:04:27 PM EDT

[#1]

Damn, he's so cool

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:06:24 PM EDT

[#2]

He has been arrested four times since Sept. 24 for resisting arrest, loitering in disguise, escaping from a prisoner van and stealing orange mesh fencing, police said.

I don't suppose, by chance, NY has a "Three Strikes" law?

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:07:25 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Damn, he's so cool

Hey, it got him laid.

20 years from now when he is working some menial job (unable to get a good job due to his criminal record), he will stop and think, "wow, all that just to get some pussy, that was stupid".

Future regrets in the making.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:07:30 PM EDT

[#4]

Too much ass, too little beating.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:07:51 PM EDT

[#5]

Just penciled those activities into my bucket list....

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:08:32 PM EDT

[#6]

There's a poll on that page.

Do you believe the Occupy Wall Street movement is nearing its end?

Yes. The protesters have worn out their welcome.	54%
No. Their message is still strong and they remain resilient.	28%
Not sure, but at least they have opened some eyes.	18%

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:09:22 PM EDT

[#7]

Was he giving away orchids ? .. I didn't see it mentioned anywhere ..

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:09:42 PM EDT

[#8]

He has been arrested four times since Sept. 24 for resisting arrest, loitering in disguise, escaping from a prisoner van and stealing orange mesh fencing, police said.

Occupiers proving once again that "Catch and Release" does NOT increase public Safety.

Impeach Obama for the Good of the Waterways.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:10:54 PM EDT

[#9]

I need to put blades on the bottom of my shoes. Seems like a pretty practical way to walk around all day. Sharp guy, bet he goes far.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:12:34 PM EDT

[#10]

wtf is 'loitering in disguise'?

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:15:32 PM EDT

[#11]

From the article:

“I roundhouse kicked [one] in the balls,” he said. “I got only two black eyes, and they got carried out with handcuffs and stretchers.”

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:17:43 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I keep seeing this picture posted various places as an example of JBT brutality, so it's nice to have the back-story.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.979572.1321599677!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_485/image.jpg

Brandon Watts, whose bloody face was pictured on the front page of Friday’s Daily News, was the first person to set up a residential tent inside the park, a fellow protester said.

Soon after protesters started pitching tents, a gal pal of Watts’ told the New York Times Magazine he lost his virginity at the encampment.

"Brandon lost his virginity today — not to me,” Core Jones, 20, told the magazine on Oct. 23. "I don’t know who the girl is. But I want to have a party for him.”

On Thursday, Watts stood atop a wall inside Zuccotti Park and tossed objects — including a AAA battery — at cops standing outside the barricade along Liberty St., police said.

Suddenly, the 6-foot-1, 160-pound Watts charged the officers and snatched a hat off the head of a deputy inspector, cops said.

Cops caught him as he ran back into the park, but he began to fight back, police said. He was wrestled to the ground and busted his head on the concrete, causing a gash to gush blood down his face.

He has been arrested four times since Sept. 24 for resisting arrest, loitering in disguise, escaping from a prisoner van and stealing orange mesh fencing, police said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/protester-brandon-watts-pitch-a-tent-zuccotti-park-bloody-face-day-action-article-1.979573

Article includes some hilarious tough-guy posturing.

Typical douche bag.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:17:52 PM EDT

[#13]

The douchebaggery is strong with that one.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:19:07 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Damn, he's so cool

Hey, it got him laid.

20 years from now when he is working some menial job (unable to get a good job due to his criminal record), he will stop and think, "wow, all that just to get some pussy, that was stupid".

Future regrets in the making.

With how these sort of things trend, he will probably end up being a professor at Harvard.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:19:10 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

wtf is 'loitering in disguise'?

I guessing he had one of those Catholic Terrorist masks on.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:24:50 PM EDT

[#16]

Be funny if the hippy skank who copped his cherry gave him a little somethin extra.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:27:00 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
wtf is 'loitering in disguise'?

If you remain after being ordered by LE to leave/disperse public property and you remain, it is loitering. If you have a mask (in this case probably a Guy Fawkes mask) that is the "Disguise" part.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:30:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Well I guess he's getting his liberal wings. He'll be a future Al Sharpton and contribute just as much to humanity.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:34:40 PM EDT

[#19]

I hope he enjoys his freshly acquired STD.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:39:29 PM EDT

[#20]

Ten years from now, his name on a resume is going to come across someone's desk, get dropped into Google, and an entire office is going to be laughing their asses off for the rest of the week.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:42:22 PM EDT

[#21]

He thinks it is all fun and games, perhaps it's time for some baton baseball.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:43:22 PM EDT

[#22]

[Officer] Meh, just a scratch, whack him some more [Officer]

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:44:42 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
[Officer] Meh, just a scratch, whack him some more [Officer]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.979572.1321599677!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_485/image.jpg

They're lucky he showed mercy and didn't roundhouse-kick them all into oblivion.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:45:18 PM EDT

[#24]

When you get a group of fucking stupid trolls together...

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:48:27 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
[Officer] Meh, just a scratch, whack him some more [Officer]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.979572.1321599677!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_485/image.jpg

They're lucky he showed mercy and didn't roundhouse-kick them all into oblivion.

I would like to ask the kid if it was worth it

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:48:52 PM EDT

[#26]

I read an article where one of the attached pictures showed him with the bloody scalp. One of the comments claimed he basically injured himself. The commenter said The yoot was moving police barricades, and the cops would move them right back. He started kicking at one of the barricades, then slipped and hit his head before the cops got to him.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:49:56 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

I need to put blades on the bottom of my shoes. Seems like a pretty practical way to walk around all day. Sharp guy, bet he goes far.

Posted: 11/18/2011 1:59:33 PM EDT

[#28]

Too much easy pussy, too soon. Made the boy crazy.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:02:33 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Too much easy pussy, too soon. Made the boy crazy.

That's actually what I was thinking.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:17:12 PM EDT

[#30]

Just seems like he could have got laid a couple of times and gone home to his parents house and just been a whole lot better off

What has all the other crap (split head and so forth) gotten him or anybody else?

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:23:29 PM EDT

[#31]

Fucking idiot. Fuck him. Hopefully his next beat down, er uh...slip and fall is worse.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:30:26 PM EDT

[#32]

Some of us get laid easier then others

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:31:51 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

wtf is 'loitering in disguise'?

I guessing he had one of those Catholic Terrorist masks on.

No, "loitering in disguise" is appearing to be busy while actually just standing around.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:32:11 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I need to put blades on the bottom of my shoes. Seems like a pretty practical way to walk around all day. Sharp guy, bet he goes far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Pittsburgh_Penguins_logo.svg/200px-Pittsburgh_Penguins_logo.svg.png

Well played Sir.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:33:33 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

wtf is 'loitering in disguise'?

I guessing he had one of those Catholic Terrorist masks on.

No, "loitering in disguise" is appearing to be busy while actually just standig around.

There is a CSEA joke there, but I don't want to be greedy.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:34:22 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I need to put blades on the bottom of my shoes. Seems like a pretty practical way to walk around all day. Sharp guy, bet he goes far.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:35:21 PM EDT

[#37]

I just read the article. I hope the cops ensure that arrest No.5 includes beating his brain into a pudding, so that some charitable soul has to write his next protest sign for him.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:36:28 PM EDT

[#38]

I'm pretty sure that his brain already has a fairly high pudding content.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:36:59 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

From the article:

“I roundhouse kicked [one] in the balls,” he said. “I got only two black eyes, and they got carried out with handcuffs and stretchers.”

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll221/ferreed/chuck_norris_approves.gif

for some strange reason I want a pepsi now

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:38:41 PM EDT

[#40]

...the 6-foot-1, 160-pound Watts...

That kid needs a sandwich.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:50:57 PM EDT

[#41]

I don't recall all the blood when I lost mine.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:54:50 PM EDT

[#42]

Back in my day a bottle of Boone's Farm and a George Strait CD was all it took to get laid.

This dipshit is most certainly doing it wrong.

Posted: 11/18/2011 2:56:39 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, he's so cool

Hey, it got him laid.

20 years from now when he is working some menial job (unable to get a good job due to his criminal record), he will stop and think, "wow, all that just to get some pussy, that was stupid".
Future regrets in the making.

There is a snowball's chance in hell that thought will enter into his mind.