I want to do naughty things to the Tmobile girl (now with pics of the GF for the doubters)

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Posted: 11/13/2011 2:34:56 PM EDT

The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit I commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.
Update... She got worked up over how hot the little pink dress was to me and decided on this visit to buy one and some matching lipstick.

We went to the range yesterday for a couple of hours. After a little coaching she shot a 2" group with surplus ammo using my .308 AR at 100 yards.... right before it fell out of the boat. I was very impressed, as she hadn't touched a gun since her teens, when her parents took her camping/shooting.

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:36:09 PM EDT

[#1]

And you didn't post pics for us to see.

Now I have to do it myself.

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:36:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
And you didn't post pics for us to see.

Now I have to do it myself.

Well hurry up then...

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:37:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Tag for pics. Failure without.

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:37:42 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:38:17 PM EDT

[#5]

She is attractive for sure. I noticed her as someone familiar, then I remembered she was in a House episode where she was a heart transplant patient.

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:40:38 PM EDT

[#6]

Very pretty face but I like a girl with some meat on the bones.

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:41:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Get in line....

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:41:28 PM EDT

[#8]

I think she was in Shindler's List too. She really got into character...

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:41:29 PM EDT

[#9]

Take out the bathing suit pics sigp47.

Posted: 11/13/2011 2:42:58 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Take out the bathing suit pics sigp47.

ibtl

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:22:52 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:27:03 PM EDT

[#12]

When she first began the ad campaign I though Liv Tyler had a younger sister.

No relation, but I'd still do her... or better yet, "get both"!

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:27:33 PM EDT

[#13]

She's a good replacement for CZJ.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:34:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.

Why the hell would you tell a girl this?

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:37:30 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Take out the bathing suit pics sigp47.

Oh teh noez!!!!!!

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:37:55 PM EDT

[#16]

get back, shes mine

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:40:51 PM EDT

[#17]

She's not fat enough.

Oops. I mean..."Eat a sandwich!".

Lol, this topsy-turvey time amuses me. It's no longer socially acceptable to call fat women fat, but you'll even see bleeding heart liberal hippies tell thin women to "eat a sandwich" because judging someone's body is only cool if they're minority that makes the majority jealous and insecure.

For the record, that T-mobile chick is fucking _insanely_ hot. I wonder how many accidents her billboards have caused.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:41:54 PM EDT

[#18]

So you had a girl, who is obviously interested in you enough to drive for 6 hours to see you, and you can only talk to her about your fantasies with the T-mobile girl?????She is pretty but WTF?? Someone needs to post the "Son I am Disappoint" pic..........You could have at least imagined the T-mobile girl, while you were "boom-chicka-boom-boom!", please tell me you at least got a hug?

-PC-

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:45:29 PM EDT

[#19]

she is cute

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:48:07 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
So you had a girl, who is obviously interested in you enough to drive for 6 hours to see you, and you can only talk to her about your fantasies with the T-mobile girl?????She is pretty but WTF?? Someone needs to post the "Son I am Disappoint" pic..........You could have at least imagined the T-mobile girl, while you were "boom-chicka-boom-boom!", please tell me you at least got a hug?

-PC-

PC,

Glad I am not the only one thinking this. You said it better that I.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:48:11 PM EDT

[#21]

Need pic of 6-hour-drive-girl....

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:52:35 PM EDT

[#22]

12 hour drive times?

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:53:04 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.

You sure are one smooth operator.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:54:12 PM EDT

[#24]

Can't say I blame you. There is something about her.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:54:38 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
12 hour drive times?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg/220px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

Good one

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:58:03 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

I think she was in Shindler's List too. She really got into character...

I laughed so hard.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:58:14 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.

Why the hell would you tell a girl this?

+1

You fail at Women 101.

Posted: 11/13/2011 3:59:06 PM EDT

[#28]

For her to text that she "hates" they T-Mobile girl, the OP must have not just mentioned it once. Sounds like he went on and on about it.

Something tells me that she won't be making anymore 6 hour trips to see him.

–– John

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:03:00 PM EDT

[#29]

I'd suck the yolk out of her ovaries

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:05:26 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.

Why the hell would you tell a girl this?

+1

You fail at Women 101.

Nah you gotta keep em in line.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:12:01 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
12 hour drive times?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg/220px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

Excellant work!

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:14:05 PM EDT

[#32]

Eh, not the prettiest thing I ever saw.

And those are definitely thoughts you should internalize.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:14:41 PM EDT

[#33]

She doesn't know you exist...and never will.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:31:02 PM EDT

[#34]

Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:32:22 PM EDT

[#35]

Seriously. And I don't usually dig on commercial chicks.

She's got something that does it for me.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:33:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

12 hour drive times?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg/220px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

Excellant work!

Depends

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:36:32 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.

Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:43:27 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18500000/Carly-Foulkes-41-carly-foulkes-18571827-253-305.jpg

http://www.dynastybasketball.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/T-Mobile-Girl-Carly-Foulkes-DynastyBasketball.net-14-e1312038739180.jpg

She is all yours tiger.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:43:30 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.

Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone

Negative ghostrider. She's already scheduled her next visit. I'm in Kansas for the time being helping my family, as my father is currently going through chemo. I still own a house in Denver that a friend is renting from me. I won't be here forever. Ideally I'll be able to live in both places and split my time between the two.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:46:21 PM EDT

[#40]

Speaking of Liv, rent One Night at McCools. A very underrated comedy, and it has Liv all through it.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:47:21 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.

Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone

Nuh uh! He's the master, and everyone else is teh n00bsauce.

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:48:11 PM EDT

[#42]

Freakishly long arms

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:49:51 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Get in line....

What # am I?

Posted: 11/13/2011 4:50:30 PM EDT

[#44]

I would do nasty things to her too. Like maybe make her switch to Verizon

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Posted: 11/13/2011 4:54:19 PM EDT

[#45]

Well I dont.

Posted: 11/13/2011 5:01:35 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.

Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone

Nuh uh! He's the master, and everyone else is teh n00bsauce.

LMAO, just showed my girl this thread. She thinks the OP is just as full of shit as I do. No self-respecting woman would respond positively to that.

Posted: 11/13/2011 5:27:15 PM EDT

[#47]

BTW, Google image search....

Posted: 11/13/2011 5:29:07 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.

Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone

OP, "You are a smooth, smoothie".