How did Clinton get the canker sore on his lip?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How did Clinton get the canker sore on his lip?

Posted: 6/12/2002 5:27:01 AM EDT

[img]http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/bono-clinton02.jpg[/img]

Posted: 6/12/2002 6:25:49 AM EDT

[#1]

By sucking Janet Reno's d*ck.

Posted: 6/12/2002 6:27:12 AM EDT

[#2]

I'd say he got it from snatching kisses or something.

Posted: 6/12/2002 6:35:44 AM EDT

[#3]

Chimborazo, I damned near fell out of my chair with that one. LMAO

Posted: 6/12/2002 6:36:30 AM EDT

[#4]

Bono's @$$.
[:D]

Posted: 6/12/2002 6:55:31 AM EDT

[#5]

Looks like a high speed zipper burn to me, and the way the other dumbass is smiling I think its obvious.

Posted: 6/12/2002 6:57:33 AM EDT

[#6]

Canker or.. [url=http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?chancr01.wav=chancre]Chancre[/url]

Posted: 6/12/2002 10:21:03 AM EDT

[#7]

Willie and Bono... my God, I think I'm gonna puke. [puke]

Posted: 6/12/2002 10:22:59 AM EDT

[#8]

Cigar?

Posted: 6/12/2002 10:24:01 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
By sucking Janet Reno's d*ck.

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I was gonna suggest Hillary's shlong.

Posted: 6/12/2002 12:04:05 PM EDT

[#10]

Likely from giving Bone-o a Lewinsky. No, wait, Bone-o is a musician-so it was probably a hummer.

Posted: 6/12/2002 12:32:46 PM EDT

[#11]

Who's that jackass he's with, Boner ?

Posted: 6/12/2002 12:38:42 PM EDT

[#12]

Herpes Simplex Type 1

Posted: 6/13/2002 6:06:50 AM EDT

[#13]

Clinton IS a chancre on American society. What a total POS!
[puke]

Posted: 6/13/2002 6:22:56 AM EDT

[#14]

I'll bet the wildly successful former Prez was not too lucky that night!

C'mon what was your first thought when you saw the sore on his lip?

Eric The(RugBurn?)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 6/13/2002 7:12:19 AM EDT

[#15]

Friction burn..Definitely looks like an abrasion..

A bit too much repetive mouth motion, methinks..

Posted: 6/13/2002 7:45:57 AM EDT

[#16]

umm, by Hillary's serrated vagina?

Posted: 6/13/2002 7:50:00 AM EDT

[#17]

Neither Bill, nor any other man, has been near Hillary's bun in a coon's age.

Well, at least since Vince Foster died.

Eric The(Suicide?Hah!)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 6/13/2002 7:57:07 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Neither Bill, nor any other man, has been near Hillary's bun in a coon's age.

Well, at least since Vince Foster died.

Eric The(Suicide?Hah!)Hun[>]:)]

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May Chelsea's father rest in peace.

Posted: 6/13/2002 8:04:52 AM EDT

[#19]

Indirect autoinfection:

The herpes on his d!ck spread to his face from the goodbye kiss he gave to his last date after she had "non-sex" with him.

BTW, never trust ANYONE who wears sunglasses indoors. Bono's such a dumbass.

Posted: 6/13/2002 8:16:13 AM EDT

[#20]

Geezzzzze, thought everyone knew Klinton has both oral and genital herpes.

Remember, during the Dole/Klinton election, Dole makes the comment "I might be loosing this election, but at least I don't have those ooozing, herpetic sores...you sick phucking bastard!" Remember?

Posted: 6/13/2002 8:36:25 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I'd say he got it from snatching kisses or something.

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I'd say it was more like kissing snatches.

Posted: 6/13/2002 10:48:24 PM EDT

[#22]

He never said he didn't smoke pot,just didn't inhale. Those roaches sure do burn your lips when you are trying to get that last bit of THCP.
UHhh don't know just heard that some where,There is some guy has a sig line here that says , Have a take don't suck.

Think he may mean toke! Bob [8D]

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