So there's a little blurb in the Dallas Morning Snooze today about Janet "Firebug" Reno running for Governor of Florida. She had Martin "I'm not the President, but I play one on TV" Sheen down there slurping all the Democratic schwantz as usual in, of all places, a First Baptist Church. To commemorate this momentous occasion, Janet and Martin signed church newsletters and [b]bibles[/b] for the congregation.

Janet Reno, who had a church and 80 people burned to ashes "for the children," was autographing bibles.

Apparently irony is not a recognized phenomenon in Florida.