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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:22:40 PM EDT
[#1]
No It's who kills you most in black ops. Aka the guy you track down and strangle.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:25:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Do you like dags?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:26:56 PM EDT
[#3]
it was parked at a funny angle
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:28:15 PM EDT
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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...written down the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:30:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Wasn't Nemesis an ancient goddess of retribution?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:32:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Me ma is awful partial to periwinkle blue.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:33:43 PM EDT
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A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "Yeah, before Zee Germans get here." |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:35:16 PM EDT
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Heavy is good... heavy is reliable... if it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:35:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:35:56 PM EDT
[#10]
"Protection from what? Zee Germans?"
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:36:48 PM EDT
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I reckon the fat rabbit gets fucked.
What?... proper fucked? |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:37:28 PM EDT
[#12]
has you mean nematodes mayhap?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:38:40 PM EDT
[#13]
He'll find ya Moses in a burnin' bush if ya pay 'im for it.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:39:52 PM EDT
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So, be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:40:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: No It's who kills you most in black ops. Aka the guy you track down and strangle. Rare exception to the "first post always wins" rule. This one failed hard.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:41:54 PM EDT
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Me ma is awful partial to periwinkle blue. one of the great movies of all time! the scene where his mother gets killed gave me a real appreciation of how good an actor brad pitt is... |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:45:45 PM EDT
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..........and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of
them, because its no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you dont want to go sievin through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. 
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:50:43 PM EDT
[#18]
you take sugar?
No, Turkish, I'm sweet enough. |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:52:57 PM EDT
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A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. Periwinkle Blue!! |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:56:27 PM EDT
[#20]
I fookin hate pikeys
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:20:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:32:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:35:14 PM EDT
[#23]
It's a holster duh.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:37:33 PM EDT
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Well, where did you lose him? He isn't a set of fuckin car keys is he? And it's not as though he is inconfuckinspicuous is it?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:52:31 PM EDT
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it was parked at a funny angle the bus in RE 3? |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:53:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:59:46 PM EDT
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How long on them sausages?
Five minutes guv. Five minutes, you said five minute 10 minutes ago.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 3:12:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2011 9:33:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: it was parked at a funny angle the bus in RE 3?  |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 9:36:54 PM EDT
[#30]
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it was parked at a funny angle It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you! |
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