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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:34:16 PM EDT
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a bow around your penis
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:35:35 PM EDT
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a promise that you'll stop being a cheap SOB
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:36:19 PM EDT
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I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success? I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture! 5'9'' White 120 pounds Brunette, curly brown hair B-cup Works out Buy a camera wallah two birds one stone. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:36:44 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:37:57 PM EDT
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I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success? I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture! 5'9'' White 120 pounds Brunette, curly brown hair B-cup Works out Buy a camera wallah two birds one stone. Maybe I will if I get some good suggestions. 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:38:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:38:36 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:23 PM EDT
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a bow around your penis First post again!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:45 PM EDT
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I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success? I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture! 5'9'' White 120 pounds Brunette, curly brown hair B-cup Works out Buy a camera wallah two birds one stone. Maybe I will if I get some good suggestions.
Get her a camera bitches like cameras |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: a bow around your penis Well the traditional 4th anniversary gift is linen or silk, so that might just work! |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:52 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. Somebody is a little dense tonight. Pearl necklace. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:40:03 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. Perhaps the necklace of pearl? 
Dammit beat by 11 seconds! |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:40:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Some necklaces are very inexpensive.Quoted: Give her a necklace. No money, bro. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:40:35 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. Somebody is a little dense tonight. Pearl necklace. Umm, pearls are expensive.... |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:41:12 PM EDT
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Where you ever a Ranger?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:41:26 PM EDT
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Some necklaces are very inexpensive.
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. She says cheap jewelery makes her skin turn green. 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:41:31 PM EDT
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Where you ever a Ranger? 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:42:07 PM EDT
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Anal or fisting...maybe both
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:42:14 PM EDT
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Where you ever a Ranger? I was a power ranger for Halloween once. The red one. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:43:14 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. Somebody is a little dense tonight. Pearl necklace. Umm, pearls are expensive.... LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!! EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:44:52 PM EDT
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Your in alaska. Take a 2 day 'romantic' gold panning trip, never know it might pay for itself
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:46:41 PM EDT
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Your in alaska. Take a 2 day 'romantic' gold panning trip, never know it might pay for itself Alaska is a very big place with few roads so you usually have to drive far, take a boat, or fly there in a plane to get to any good spot. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:47:36 PM EDT
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a bow around your penis Or in a box. Sex is free. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:48:57 PM EDT
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We've done some cheap anniversary celebrations. Mostly relatively quiet day trips, with simple but nice lunch/snacks packed. Local sights, fairs, etc. There is nothing wrong with surprising her with a homemade dinner and all the household chores done before she gets home. . |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:55:51 PM EDT
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A new husband who isn't so cheap!
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Posted: 9/29/2011 4:22:42 PM EDT
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so let me get this straight. she's 19? and this is your 4th aniversary? so you married her at 15 or this is just 4 years together?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 4:23:25 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. She says cheap jewelery makes her skin turn green. Maybe you get an STD test for your 4 year anniversary if you're turning her neck green...? |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 4:34:04 PM EDT
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my suggestion is not cheap, and not nice.
so lets just say take her on a nice walk at night and promise her the moon and the stars Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:33:46 PM EDT
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Maybe a candle lit home cooked meal or take her on a picnic to a nearby scenic/romantic place. Make it all about her, dude. Trust me, I just celebrated my 30th last month.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:55:11 PM EDT
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OK, I will play and offer a serious idea that might impress the hell out of her (or not if you have to explain it too much).
Your know about Silver (25), Gold (50) and Diamond (60) anniverseries? Every year has a mateial that goes with it. Four Years is the Aniiversery is linen or silk (Fruit or Flowers in the UK). Get her Fruit or Flowers (or lenin or silk), not because you are cheap, but because it is traditional and you are supposed to  ––- Hydrangea flowers would be perfect (the flower for four years).
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:02:56 PM EDT
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Dick in a box...
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:04:34 PM EDT
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so let me get this straight. she's 19? and this is your 4th aniversary? so you married her at 15 or this is just 4 years together? This. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:07:44 PM EDT
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Hot bath, massage, oral sex. No woman I have ever been with complained about that combo for any bday, holiday, or hallmark anniversary...
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:10:11 PM EDT
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SIIHPAPP?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:12:38 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. Somebody is a little dense tonight. Pearl necklace. Umm, pearls are expensive.... 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:16:08 PM EDT
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Give her a necklace. No money, bro. Somebody is a little dense tonight. Pearl necklace. Umm, pearls are expensive.... Pearl Necklace
She's really upset with me again, I didn't give her what she likes. I don't know what to tell her, Don't know what to say. Everything got funky last night. She was really bombed, And I was really blown away, Until I asked her what she wanted, And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She gets a charge out of bein' so weird, Digs gettin' downright strange. But I can keep a handle on anything, Just this side of deranged. She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away, And she held it in her hand And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush. And that's not jewelry she's talkin'about, [see notes] It really don't cost that much. She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away, And she took it in her hand, And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:21:10 PM EDT
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Give her nothing.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:22:20 PM EDT
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Dick. box.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:24:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Give her a necklace. No money, bro. Somebody is a little dense tonight. Pearl necklace. Umm, pearls are expensive.... I may be of assistance. Post pics for price quote |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:33:56 PM EDT
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Today was our anniversary.
She handed me my cup of coffee with the biggest grin I've seen in a while.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:26:22 PM EDT
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so let me get this straight. she's 19? and this is your 4th aniversary? so you married her at 15 or this is just 4 years together? This. Not so fast Hoss, One of the finest men I've ever worked with was sixteen when he married his bride of fourteen. Factor that stat into your elitist head. You'll probably chock it up as the " Archie Bunker" group as you've done in the past. " Archie Bunker" is a common Liberal descriptor BTW. |
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