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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:46:05 AM EDT
Went drinking with a female friend. She has tats. She puts out. So we get drunk and go back to my place and drink some more. I wake up the next morning and she is spooning me, my front to her back, and I have my hand on her waist. I start to rub down her hip and feel something. It's her cig lighter tucked into her panties on the side. She smokes a lot. Apparently she hates to misplace her lighter when she is drinking or staying at an unfamiliar place and puts her lighter in her panties so she can find it.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:47:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Pics or GTFO!
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:47:40 AM EDT
[#2]
So did you get some?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:48:35 AM EDT
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Trailer park queen...nice
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:48:54 AM EDT
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You are just bragging.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:49:01 AM EDT
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THIS THREAD...
Does not deliver  Speed |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:49:27 AM EDT
[#6]
pics?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:50:26 AM EDT
[#7]
Sounds like you were spooning her. More importantly though, WTF are the pics of the chic?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:50:32 AM EDT
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She smokes a lot. FAIL 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:50:34 AM EDT
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pics fail to load,
so I'm assuming your mom keeps her lighter in her panties
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:50:54 AM EDT
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She puts the "K" in "Klassy."
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:51:00 AM EDT
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She said "It's a dick", not "It's a Bic".
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:51:21 AM EDT
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she's classy...
I mean to find someone of that calibur one must go to a bowling alley... |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:53:09 AM EDT
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Tats - Check, smokes- check, drinks - check, puts out - check, trail park type - check ....... how many teeth is she misssing and where are the Walmart pics
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:53:28 AM EDT
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The lighter thing is normal.
Chick jumping into the sack with you? Now THAT'S odd.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:53:45 AM EDT
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I would wonder what else she "hides" down there. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:55:38 AM EDT
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The lighter thing is normal. Chick jumping into the sack with you? Now THAT'S odd. I believe it was stated that we were drinking. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:55:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: She puts the "K" in "Klassy." +1 |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:55:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: I would wonder what else she "hides" down there. His Dr. will be along shortly to tell him... |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:58:09 AM EDT
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Did you meet her in the library and does she have stinky feet?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:59:01 AM EDT
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Well at least all you found was a lighter, look at the bright side, you could have found a pecker!
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:59:16 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 5:59:27 AM EDT
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When I started reading, I thought of the "Crying Game". But then I read that it was only a lighter. Whew, I bet you were relieved.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:05:56 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane 
those things should have been hanging from the light fixture.... |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:08:14 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane
those things should have been hanging from the light fixture.... Or wearing them on your head like a stocking cap. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:10:08 AM EDT
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So you got a chick drunk, slept with her, and all you post about is how she puts a lighter in her panties.
Either you didn't get any, or you get it so often that you disregarded the sex stories in order to bring LULZ to ARFCOM. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:10:14 AM EDT
[#26]
Where did she keep the cigs??
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:11:55 AM EDT
[#27]
should have slid it into her "pocket"
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:14:13 AM EDT
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Are you sure she wasn't just happy to see you?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:15:23 AM EDT
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She said "It's a dick", not "It's a Bic". You'll have to flick it to find out for sure. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:15:25 AM EDT
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So she got some spooning out of it and you didn't even get laid?
Tats chick - 1 H_T_G - 0 |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:18:40 AM EDT
[#31]
She kills her crabs with fire.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:30:01 AM EDT
[#32]
Lighting her fire apparently occurs with her panties on.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:30:11 AM EDT
[#33]
I don't want pictures. Really, you can keep that all to yourself.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:31:37 AM EDT
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Lighter is code for PENIS! admit it! PICS OR GTFO!
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:40:51 AM EDT
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At least she didn't have a Norplant up her sleeve. That's an incredible turnoff.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:42:05 AM EDT
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Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:43:01 AM EDT
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Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing. emphysema |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:44:14 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything? |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:45:11 AM EDT
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watch your cornhole
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:50:23 AM EDT
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Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing. emphysema Dang it, I knew it was wrong, but spell check was being a useless turd.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:51:54 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything? Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:52:11 AM EDT
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Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing. emphysema Dang it, I knew it was wrong, but spell check was being a useless turd. I didn't know what you were typing at first. When I looked up the correct spelling, the correct spelling didn't look right either. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:54:14 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything? Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on. Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed? |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:55:58 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything? Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on. Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed? oh man arf is delivering today
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:02:28 AM EDT
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Methinks the OP is too embarrassed to show a picture of said lady friend.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:02:34 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything? Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on. Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed? oh man arf is delivering today No kidding, apparently some here aren't aware that there are these things called "tampons". Probably didn't get your emphysema joke either. Jane |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:03:29 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane It is Arfcom, there is a sizeable contingent who've never woken up next to a woman at all. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:06:38 AM EDT
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You are just bragging. No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties. Jane That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything? Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on. Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed? oh man arf is delivering today No kidding, apparently some here aren't aware that there are these things called "tampons". Probably didn't get your emphysema joke either. Jane Oh we got it LOL |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:06:46 AM EDT
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Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing. Hells yeah!! Think how hard she clenches when she coughs... 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:08:28 AM EDT
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I dated a girl once who would keep her cigarettes and lighter tucked into her bra and/or panties.
Yeah, I know how to keep it classy. |
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