So you cut the phone line to the house with the backhoe and you're down from the internet.  You wander back in after the nice telephone guy splices it back together, and the whole place is in ruins.  McUzi is welcomed back (Although I haven't seen a post) and in all the excitement An offensive has been brought upon SteyrAUG, and I have ony read one thread.  I can't wait to see what else has happened.  I had to drink a lot of beer last night to keep me from withdrawls.  

From the 'It can't happen here' file....

An Assaultweb poster had an intersting visit from the FBI due to his reported emails and other statements made while on Assaultweb.

In other news....

SteyrAUG is scrambling trying to get the perfect gift for his wife on their 1st anniversary.

From the International Desk....

Israel moves tanks and troops back into Jenin and ETH is taking on all comers.

A Live Report from Wiggy762....

Plans are well under way in preparation for the ETH Sun, Fun and Hun ATV Extravaganza and Shoot. The Ammoman has recieved at lest one bulk order for the needs of the upcoming weekend and at last count there were going to be 7 ATV's of different configurations. PLease make your plans to attend.

From the Investigative Reprting Desk....

Waverunner has experienced a nagging neck injury sustained during a reported 'drunken brawl where he (Waverunner) fought off at least 35 BRC-crashing Hell's Angels types after no other attendees were sober enough to assist the crashers to the door. Unconfirmed reports indicate that Waverunner was subdued by one slightly intoxicated Miss Magnum. We will continue to investigate.

From the Health Desk....

One of our younger members was given some good news recently when he learned that ALL of the tests came back negative. Our member responded with an exuberant "I'm clean!"

All the news that is fit to report. PLease stay tuned for updates throughout the day.

Wiggy, you forgot to mention that bunghole needs a date.

I really, really hope you get that taken care of befor the ETH shoot. What with your raging hormones there could be an incident. BTW, I am a very light sleeper with a quick trigger finger![:D]

Just make sure everyone sleeps with their back against the wall if they stay in the same hotel room with bunghole ![;D]

Damn Wiggy!!!

Just keep up the status reports, so I don't have to go weeding through all the posts!

That was EXCELLENT!

I concur.  Possibly you could start an Email list, it would save me hours!