What do you think heaven is like?

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Posted: 8/14/2011 12:58:13 PM EDT

The bible talks about streets of gold and stuff. Somehow I can't get out of my head that it's a 24/7/eternity bible camp and singing old school hymns.

I realize that is better than the alternative, but not by much.

What is heaven like in your mind?

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:01:02 PM EDT

[#1]

Its a BDSM dungeon filled with all the women who spurned me.

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Posted: 8/14/2011 1:03:57 PM EDT

[#2]

well hopefully my 94 year old grandma who died this morning, will give me a hint.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:04:13 PM EDT

[#3]

It's a den of booze and sodomy.
Edit after the fact: Above poster's grandma is not included in my description.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:04:40 PM EDT

[#4]

Sorry to hear that.

As for me, I believe that Heaven will be something beyond our ability to describe or even imagine.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:05:16 PM EDT

[#5]

I honestly dont think the human mind is capable of comprehending what it truly is. I've thought on this myself, but have no answer (of course)

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:07:54 PM EDT

[#6]

Who builds the mansions and with what? Is there a hardware store? PEX or copper?

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:08:24 PM EDT

[#7]

If its not a warm, sunny beach day with 10-20 female pornstars there just to empty my balls every 45 min. I'm going to be awfully disappointed.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:08:54 PM EDT

[#8]

I don't think there is a Heaven.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:10:12 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

It's a den of booze and sodomy.
Edit after the fact: Above poster's grandma is not included in my description.

I can't stop laughing.

(sorry about grandma)

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:11:13 PM EDT

[#10]

sorry, dt, still laughing

Do we stay the same age when we die or do 90 yr olds turn back to 20 yr olds?

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:12:41 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
well hopefully my 94 year old grandma who died this morning, will give me a hint.

My condolences to you-very sorry to hear of your loss. I believe in the afterlife, and if she's anything like most grandmas, she's probably in a better place feeling better than she has in decades.

Best wishes to you and your family, and hope everyone recovers quickly from the loss of a loved one.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:13:54 PM EDT

[#12]

I think it doesn't exist.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:15:09 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I honestly dont think the human mind is capable of comprehending what it truly is. I've thought on this myself, but have no answer (of course)

I had this discussion with a gal pal of mine who is quite knowlegable about scripture (and very horny).

She pointed to various verses in the Bible that basically point to a world without sexual gratification, or interpersonal love.

The pleasures of Heaven are beyond that.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:16:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I honestly dont think the human mind is capable of comprehending what it truly is. I've thought on this myself, but have no answer (of course)

I had this discussion with a gal pal of mine who is quite knowlegable about scripture (and very horny).

She pointed to various verses in the Bible that basically point to a world without sexual gratification, or interpersonal love.

So you are saying I am in Heaven right now?

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:17:12 PM EDT

[#15]

There will be cats and dogs

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:18:04 PM EDT

[#16]

When the Sunday school kids asked "when we get to heaven will we have to listen to organ music?" to which I answer, "yes, but God does a miracle on you and you will like it"

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Posted: 8/14/2011 1:18:14 PM EDT

[#17]

There will be no toil in labor. We will praise God for all eternity. There will be no unhappiness, so whatever reservations you might have about spending your eternity there are unfounded. Please don't let this keep you from receiving Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:20:30 PM EDT

[#18]

It'll being like an Ant trying to figure out a computer, Just don't know what it will be like but It has to be a wonderful place to be for eternity.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:21:11 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I honestly dont think the human mind is capable of comprehending what it truly is. I've thought on this myself, but have no answer (of course)

I had this discussion with a gal pal of mine who is quite knowlegable about scripture (and very horny).

She pointed to various verses in the Bible that basically point to a world without sexual gratification, or interpersonal love.

So you are saying I am in Heaven right now?

Dang brother, if you're still on Earth, then that's a special kind of hell.

If you're dead, it sounds like it may be par for the course.

Clearly, having never been there (that probably sounds like Bernard Shaw from CNN, doesn't it?), I can neither confirm nor deny

I prefer lots of carnal pleasure in Heaven, but I have to go with God's plan.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:22:47 PM EDT

[#20]

It's just like before you were born. Do you remember that? Well that is what it will be like.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:23:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Why ask this in GD? Wouldn't the religion thread be better?

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:24:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
There will be no toil in labor. We will praise God for all eternity. There will be no unhappiness, so whatever reservations you might have about spending your eternity there are unfounded. Please don't let this keep you from receiving Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Already done.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:29:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Cookies.

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:29:57 PM EDT

[#24]

Heaven will look just like Camp Perry, OH

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:31:40 PM EDT

[#25]

for you guys going to heaven, you think you'll have free will in heaven?

Posted: 8/14/2011 1:47:36 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
sorry, dt, still laughing

Do we stay the same age when we die or do 90 yr olds turn back to 20 yr olds?

I think everyone will be 33 years old.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:16:29 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

The bible talks about streets of gold and stuff. Somehow I can't get out of my head that it's a 24/7/eternity bible camp and singing old school hymns.

I realize that is better than the alternative, but not by much.

What is heaven like in your mind?

That description would be pretty much my version of hell.

I really do not like being anywhere near bible thumpers, holy rollers, and people in general who think that they were given knees just so that they could spend most of their waking hours on them in prayer.

I think heaven has many places in it, and in YOUR place, the things that anger or annoy you simply do not come to you.

My interpretation of heaven would be not far off from my life as it is now. But with more sex, of course. Oh, and there isn't much

traffic on the roads and I'm always first in line, if there IS a line.

Hey, if there's no sex, it's not heaven. Seriously.

I'm sure there's sex in hell, but you're the victim of it. Quite painful. The spines and barbs are quite unforgiving. HOT, too.
CJ

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:23:06 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I honestly dont think the human mind is capable of comprehending what it truly is. I've thought on this myself, but have no answer (of course)

I had this discussion with a gal pal of mine who is quite knowlegable about scripture (and very horny).

She pointed to various verses in the Bible that basically point to a world without sexual gratification, or interpersonal love.

I guess heaven really is on earth.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:24:44 PM EDT

[#29]

Non existent.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:25:42 PM EDT

[#30]

A state of union with God and with every other soul in perfect love. But I also believe in reincarnation so you can come to earth or any other world if you get bored.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:27:03 PM EDT

[#31]

filled with dogs

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:29:08 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

filled with dogs

Crap. I'm allergic to dogs.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:29:19 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Its a BDSM dungeon filled with all the women who spurned me.

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I bet that would be a big and crowded place.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:30:26 PM EDT

[#34]

Never gave it much thought.

But one thing I know for sure is that Hell can't be worse than Hobbs, NM.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:31:24 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

As for me, I believe that Heaven will be something beyond our ability to describe or even imagine.

This

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:31:36 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
filled with dogs

Crap. I'm allergic to dogs.

No allergies in heaven.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:32:29 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

filled with dogs

Crap. I'm allergic to dogs.

No allergies in heaven.

Winning.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:32:37 PM EDT

[#38]

I think it will be going "home". My belief is that we existed before and chose to live this life. So I believe that dying will actaully be like "waking up" from a long dream.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:33:12 PM EDT

[#39]

I think it'll be a lot more like this life than people expect, only with the bad stuff gone and more of the good stuff.
(Rev: 21-4)

We'll have bodies. See Eziekiel 37, and the old song "Dem Bones."

Pretty sure we can eat. See John :21. The resurrected Savior eats bread & fish with Peter & John. If its heaven, there must be SEAFOOD!

I believe we'll still have the same friends. In fact, I think our friends now will be our "first and best" friends in Heaven. Like the friend you've known since gradeschool.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:33:28 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
well hopefully my 94 year old grandma who died this morning, will give me a hint.

sorry for your loss

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:33:38 PM EDT

[#41]

Heaven would be best described as infinity. Time means nothing, so all that ever was exists there at the same time and has always been there.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:33:45 PM EDT

[#42]

To answer the OP, it will be more than we can even imagine.

1 Corinthians 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

I can hardly wait.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:35:10 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Pretty sure we can eat. See John :21. The resurrected Savior eats bread & fish with Peter & John. If its heaven, there must be SEAFOOD!

Salmon, Alaskan King Crab, Scallops and Shrimp. If heaven has these I will be set.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:35:16 PM EDT

[#44]

A place where men engage in combat by day (the dead are resurrected before it's time for viddles) and feast on boar while gorgeous women serve them mead by night.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:35:53 PM EDT

[#45]

It's like GD, only all the dickhole posters are hot chicks that know when to keep their mouths shut.

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:36:07 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

A place where men engage in combat by day (the dead are resurrected before it's time for viddles) and feast on boar while gorgeous women serve them mead by night.

We are talking about heaven, NOT your last wet dream...

Posted: 8/14/2011 2:41:43 PM EDT

[#47]

In Heaven there will cases and cases of Broomhandle Mausers, DWM Lugers, tuned Pythons, Korths, Finnish Lahtis, and S&W triple locks just waiting for me. And in Heaven there will be unlimited ammo and the range will always be open and it will always be warm and sunny.

And after the shooting is done at the end of the day, my dear mother will be there to meet me. And as I walk through the door, the aroma of her fresh cooking will fill the air. And I will be able to eat all I want and I will never get fat.

Fluffy