Invited the man into my life yesterday

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Posted: 8/12/2011 5:02:28 AM EDT

His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:04:28 AM EDT

[#1]

In on an EPIC THREAD!!!!

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:04:31 AM EDT

[#2]

if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:14 AM EDT

[#3]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:24 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does

CSB?

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:31 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

So you're a badge bunny?

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:08:42 AM EDT

[#6]

i have no idea what the OP is talking about.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:11:59 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?

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Posted: 8/12/2011 5:13:06 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.

All teasing aside, those bright lights can do serious damage if left on. They've started fires before.

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Posted: 8/12/2011 5:14:22 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?

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My first thought. What does that say?

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:16:01 AM EDT

[#10]

I think you invited yourself into his life.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:25:23 AM EDT

[#11]

Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants. He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself. Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:26:43 AM EDT

[#12]

WOW WHEN WILL IT END? FUCK THE POLICE!

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:27:17 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I think you invited yourself into his life.

This, combined with the Ralph Wiggum reference earlier made me

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Posted: 8/12/2011 5:27:22 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants. He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself. Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.

That is pretty cute. I bet she was dtf and just giving you a show.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:32:57 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

In on an EPIC THREAD!!!!

This. I can turn the interwebs off for the rest of the day. AWESOME

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:39:47 AM EDT

[#16]

OP, how is your dog?

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:41:10 AM EDT

[#17]

The OP's a copsucker.

Posted: 8/12/2011 5:53:08 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

Interfering with government operations, huh? We'll teach you, wiseacre...

Posted: 8/12/2011 6:12:16 AM EDT

[#19]

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His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

Choke yourself

Posted: 8/12/2011 6:18:00 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/12/2011 6:32:30 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does

ditto

Posted: 8/12/2011 6:34:03 AM EDT

[#22]

did his blinkie alert you to his winkie?

Posted: 8/12/2011 6:46:17 AM EDT

[#23]

Fight the power!

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:39:14 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
OP, how is your dog?

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:40:31 AM EDT

[#25]

In Before TP Bunny

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:40:52 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.

Let me help you out. "My life is so fucking boring I had to rush to arfcom to get some attention after, allegedly, I told a cop his flashlight was on".

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:41:37 AM EDT

[#27]

When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free burgers.

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:40 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants. He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself. Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.

I love things like that, my girlfriend ridicules me as some sort of effeminate.

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:45 AM EDT

[#29]

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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free "burgers".

FTFY.

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:46 AM EDT

[#30]

Why were you checking out his "junk"?

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:43:37 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free "burgers".

FTFY.

Uh yeah, no Dear Penthouse for me.

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:47:10 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?

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I'd say probably so...
What side were his keys hanging off his belt––Pitcher/Reciever??

Posted: 8/12/2011 7:50:42 AM EDT

[#33]

I saw a cop eating breakfast! I suggested he try the strawberry pancakes, and he did!

Posted: 8/12/2011 8:01:48 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free burgers.

what about cherry clams?

Posted: 8/12/2011 8:07:24 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants. He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself. Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.

I love things like that, my girlfriend ridicules me as some sort of effeminate.

My wife loves that kind of thing. That's why we moved out into the sticks. It's a pain in the ass in some ways, but it's like wild friggin kingdom every day in my yard.

Posted: 8/12/2011 8:10:07 AM EDT

[#36]

Don't tell him his gun is unsnapped.

Posted: 8/12/2011 8:21:47 AM EDT

[#37]

Isolated incident

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:01:53 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:07:07 AM EDT

[#39]

I pulled up to a cop at a light at 2000 one time in the winter (pretty dark outside) He didn't have any of his lights on, nothing. I just rolled the window down and got his attention to tell him. He was pretty embarrassed.

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:10:56 AM EDT

[#40]

STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:11:31 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.

What fur?

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:15:34 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

So you're a badge bunny?

Badge Bunnies tend to be female.
OP may be a Holster Sniffer.

... That is the male variety.

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:17:32 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:

When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.

What fur?

You had 70's bush back then and you know it.

Posted: 8/12/2011 9:18:32 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.

So you're a badge bunny?

Badge Bunnies tend to be female.

OP may be a Holster Sniffer.

... That is the male variety.

Of course... He saw the light was on when he looked up!