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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:15:46 AM EDT
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They are all crazy
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:16:20 AM EDT
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6. Don't violate the CoC (Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature)
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:16:38 AM EDT
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Women tailgate like it is the fucking thing to do. 3 open lanes and the bitch is 3 feet off my bumper at 75 in the right lane.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:18:55 AM EDT
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Can men never figure out where the hamper is?
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:19:33 AM EDT
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Why do I have to ask my gf to not talk when I'm watching an interesting program on TV?
It is my personal belief that silence should just be the default state, talking only to communicate something of importance. Speed |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:23:25 AM EDT
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Speed, that goes both ways.
I can be watching something on my laptop, headphones on, and you can tell I am into whatever I am watching and my SO will come up to me and start talking about some inane bull shit that I could care less about. 
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:23:51 AM EDT
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The problem is that most women don't want to believe what guys really want of them: A lady in the street and a freak in the bed.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:24:07 AM EDT
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I can be watching something on my laptop, headphones on, and you can tell I am into whatever I am watching and my SO will come up to me and start talking about some inane bull shit that I could care less about. I didn't know my wife had an account on arfcom.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:24:31 AM EDT
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<if you are joking, don't forget to make that really clear so the mod who is repeatedly posting in the thread doesn't give you an account warning>
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:26:25 AM EDT
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Really, there's fucking nothing on my mind right now, really!
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:26:39 AM EDT
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Womenz are way way too emotional.....I try to go camping once a month.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:26:45 AM EDT
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When they say WE need to do this, I know it's my job. Just tell me to do it.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:27:39 AM EDT
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Spend SIX hours talking about how to setup a birthday party.
Really SIX |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:27:41 AM EDT
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Have you ever noticed how as a guy you can never find something your looking for and when you ask the wife she tells you its exactly where your looking for it but yet you still cant find it and then the wife unit walks up and "magically" finds it there?
Women, why do you have to hide things just to mess with us
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:27:44 AM EDT
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They charge way too much for sex
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:27:57 AM EDT
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Spend SIX hours talking about how to setup a birthday party.
Really????? SIX ! |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:35:11 AM EDT
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Can men never figure out where the hamper is? why?...I was going to put it back on tomorrow...'till you hid it on me |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:36:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: Speed, that goes both ways. I can be watching something on my laptop, headphones on, and you can tell I am into whatever I am watching and my SO will come up to me and start talking about some inane bull shit that I could care less about. Lol, I don't understand my gf's frustration when I ask her important things like: "what weight oil does your car take?" or "why do my clothes smell like lavender?"... She probably feels the same way about that as when I'm trying to watch something and she rambles on for 10 minutes about putting empty picture frames in the stairwell or whatever stupidity she read in some home and garden magazine Speed |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:38:28 AM EDT
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Women come in to power that they did not earn.....and it corrupts them.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:40:38 AM EDT
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(some) Men are liars who will tell you they are playing around on their wives but then expect you to believe everything they tell you when they have already implicated themselves that they are liars.
____________________________________________________ (After the girl agrees not to scream & he won't hurt her. "Now, there's just one thing; I've broken into your house, threatened you...why should you believe anything I say?"––Ted, (w,stte), "Ted Bundy") |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:41:02 AM EDT
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I know this is against the rules but I MUST SAY I do not like rule number 1 where you cant respond to someone elses post.
It is almost....impossible....for me....to stop....myself
ETA- Thanks 
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:44:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: I know this is against the rules but I MUST SAY I do not like rule number 1 where you cant respond to someone elses post. It is almost....impossible....for me....to stop....myself Ok, you can quote. See revised rule 1. |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:48:52 AM EDT
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Women, especially younger women, seem to think they have to lower their standards and tolerate guys who are fucked up beyond all repair.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:48:58 AM EDT
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Speed, that goes both ways. I can be watching something on my laptop, headphones on, and you can tell I am into whatever I am watching and my SO will come up to me and start talking about some inane bull shit that I could care less about. He's asking what you did with the clothes he put on the floor, he was planning on wearing them again! |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:49:14 AM EDT
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Do we really need another thread to bitch about women- huh?
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:49:22 AM EDT
[#26]
men makes promises they never intend to keep
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:49:41 AM EDT
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Have you ever noticed how as a guy you can never find something your looking for and when you ask the wife she tells you its exactly where your looking for it but yet you still cant find it and then the wife unit walks up and "magically" finds it there? Women, why do you have to hide things just to mess with us You've met my mom, I see. 
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:50:51 AM EDT
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Speed, that goes both ways. I can be watching something on my laptop, headphones on, and you can tell I am into whatever I am watching and my SO will come up to me and start talking about some inane bull shit that I could care less about. He's asking what you did with the clothes he put on the floor, he was planning on wearing them again! 
I was wondering if was going to be me.
It's usually something related to some airsoft event or something a friend did, or some cartoon he just read that reminded him of something or other. Last night, he had me pause what I was doing so he could have me listen to a line from a Star Trek episode and try to guess who it reminded him of. Really?  Come on now.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:51:02 AM EDT
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I think it's the so called problems that sometimes make women so attractive, kind of the opposites attract thingy
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:52:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:53:17 AM EDT
[#31]
They use emotion over reason most of the time.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:54:28 AM EDT
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Can men never figure out where the hamper is? Whats a hamper? |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:54:46 AM EDT
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Oh, no. no, no, no. I am not touching this thread with a fifty fucking foot long pole. Nooooooo no no no.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:55:46 AM EDT
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the ones I really like never like me enough !
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Posted: 8/9/2011 11:59:23 AM EDT
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Can men never figure out where the hamper is? Whats a hamper? Clothes basket. Receptacle to contain clothing. I would even take a central location to where the clothing is placed. All over the house is not okay.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:00:10 PM EDT
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Can men never figure out where the hamper is? Whats a hamper? Hampered––when you can't get things done, because you can't find the clothes you left on the floor last night, because somebody picked them up and put them in some stupid basket without telling you. 
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:00:27 PM EDT
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Sorry breaking another rule
Why do women ask your opinion or for you to make a decision on something just to question you on your response? |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:05:32 PM EDT
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Why do men measure in "man" inches? Six inches is 6 inches, dude, not 10.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:08:02 PM EDT
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Women, especially younger women, seem to think they have to lower their standards and tolerate PREFER guys who are fucked up beyond all repair. FIFY.... Once I embraced my inner asshole, my whole dating world opened up...YMMV |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:12:02 PM EDT
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Why do men measure in "man" inches? Six inches is 6 inches, dude, not 10. Leave our over exaggerated sense of measurement alone, everyone knows you measure from mid thigh to belly button.
Letting emotion overtake logic is a pet peeve of mine. We're all guilty at some point but the women I have met seem more prone to it. |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:12:19 PM EDT
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Why do men measure in "man" inches? Six inches is 6 inches, dude, not 10. Because by the time you find out the truth its to late
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:13:13 PM EDT
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They all think using their manhood as a towel rack is high comedy.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:13:31 PM EDT
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Why do men measure in "man" inches? Six inches is 6 inches, dude, not 10. Because by the time you find out the truth its to late I thought the man was supposed to spew but I seriously just did...all over my computer screen!
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:13:33 PM EDT
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Women, especially younger women, seem to think they have to lower their standards and tolerate PREFER guys who are fucked up beyond all repair. FIFY.... Once I embraced my inner asshole, my whole dating world opened up...YMMV congratulations on poaching women with no self esteem. |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:13:40 PM EDT
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How about when asked what I would like for dinner and I reply "I don't care" she gets mad. I didn't get 250lbs by being picky. I really don't care. Anything she will eat, minus cock, I'll eat.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:17:48 PM EDT
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The more women I meet, the more I appreciate my wife.
The one thing I will say is that she has a tendency to move something I've set down on a countertop or table for a moment, and then not just forget where she put it, but that she ever touched it! |
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:17:59 PM EDT
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Why do they always ask trick questions? i.e., Do these pants make me look fat?
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:19:34 PM EDT
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Women, especially younger women, seem to think they have to lower their standards and tolerate PREFER guys who are fucked up beyond all repair. FIFY.... Once I embraced my inner asshole, my whole dating world opened up...YMMV congratulations on poaching women with no self esteem. What happened to the 50 foot pole
What's with women saying one thing and 5 minutes later doing the opposite
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:20:37 PM EDT
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Women, especially younger women, seem to think they have to lower their standards and tolerate PREFER guys who are fucked up beyond all repair. FIFY.... Once I embraced my inner asshole, my whole dating world opened up...YMMV congratulations on poaching women with no self esteem. What happened to the 50 foot pole
What's with women saying one thing and 5 minutes later doing the opposite It's Compass' fault. She directed me to this cockfest.
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Posted: 8/9/2011 12:20:48 PM EDT
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When they say WE need to do this, I know it's my job. Just tell me to do it. Also, say "I want you to paint the house." If you ask me if I think we should the paint house my answer will be "NO" because I will be doing the damn painting. |
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