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Posted: 6/3/2002 5:00:00 AM EDT
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ooooops, that was a wet one
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Posted: 6/3/2002 6:02:15 AM EDT
[#2]
Imhotep Imhotep.....
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Posted: 6/3/2002 10:37:30 AM EDT
[#3]
IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP!!! Ponyboy beat me to the draw!!!!! [size=4]"Mujibar comes to the sudden realization that Hindus believe in reincarnation and Pakis believe that they're assured a place in paradise if they die in the name of Allah -[/size=4][size=5]AND THEY BOTH HAVE NUKES POINTED AT EACH OTHER!!!![/size=5] P3[pyro][^][heavy] |
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Posted: 6/3/2002 10:38:24 AM EDT
[#4]
India, Land of Yoga and Assault Rifles
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Posted: 6/3/2002 10:40:44 AM EDT
[#5]
Anyone seen my horseshoe?
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Posted: 6/3/2002 10:50:41 AM EDT
[#6]
A) Let me have DECAF from now on! I am not sleeping well.
B) My new underwear are much too TIGHT! C) "'Sorry', he says, 'I kicked too high...' Man that SMARTS!" |
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Posted: 6/3/2002 10:53:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Yes, sir! The bottom of my boot is clean, SIR!
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Posted: 6/3/2002 11:26:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Damn that one felt to wet.
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Posted: 6/3/2002 11:27:26 AM EDT
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(From off camera: "Hee! Watch what happens when I pop this paper bag!")
-BOOM!- |
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Posted: 6/3/2002 11:33:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Ok, now scratch my belly a little to the left, a little more, a little, aahhhh, right there!
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Posted: 6/3/2002 11:48:28 AM EDT
[#11]
"I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue..."
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Posted: 6/3/2002 2:07:59 PM EDT
[#12]
"Damn prosthetic leg, stuck again, and I hear the APC behind me..."
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:24:49 PM EDT
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"If they had made you wear this funny hat and then shoved a Bayonet up your a**, you'd be marching like this too! Aye, yi, yi,yi!"
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:27:51 PM EDT
[#14]
djk,
Great tag line.... Scott |
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:29:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Realizing too late that he forgot to change his leather thong, Sunil felt the unpleasant 'TWAAANNNNNNG' of leather snap against his prostate.
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:31:38 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm having a not so fresh day today.
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:37:34 PM EDT
[#17]
I just smoked $50 worth of crack and drank a pile of Mountain Dew!
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:42:00 PM EDT
[#18]
Mujibar just realized that this photo would be a dandy target for the next BRC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 6/6/2002 8:43:27 PM EDT
[#19]
"Awww....schitt.... who left that there.... next step I take I'm getting dirty...."
"Oppps.... I just slipped on something...." (If there was someone behind him.....) "Who the heck kiked me in the ass.....oooo....I like it." "Oh no.... I left the iron on...." "What was that Err General.....you're sending us where to do what???" |
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Posted: 6/6/2002 9:05:17 PM EDT
[#20]
As punishment for his disorderly conduct Mujibar is ordered to kick himself in the head. |
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Posted: 6/6/2002 9:15:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Punjab remembers his session at the tailor:
"Sure it feels a little tight, but I'm going to lose weight soon anyway... you say the seat of these pants is double-stitched, right?" |
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Posted: 6/6/2002 9:28:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Maybe if I put a boot on it, nobody will notice.
coyote3 |
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Posted: 6/6/2002 9:36:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Oh GoD!!! The cocaine was good. Time to march up and down the square till I come down.
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Posted: 6/6/2002 9:52:46 PM EDT
[#24]
DAMN! I wish I hadn't taken that Viagra!
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Posted: 6/6/2002 10:00:36 PM EDT
[#25]
"what the... this isn't MY leg!!"
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Posted: 6/6/2002 10:01:47 PM EDT
[#26]
... "The peace talks failed?"
... "Both sides responded with hot tipped medium range missles?" ... "I'm outta here man!" |
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Posted: 6/6/2002 10:03:02 PM EDT
[#27]
On my way to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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Posted: 6/6/2002 10:06:19 PM EDT
[#28]
Damn, those guys are flexible.
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Posted: 6/7/2002 4:43:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg[/img] Radio City Music Hall announced today that the showgirl jobs formerly held by the famous Rockettes have been outsourced to a small village in India. ***** In a demonstration of its readiness for nuclear war with Pakistan, the Indian Army revealed today its crack Zombie Legions, a host of undead warriors prepared to march across radioactive battlefields and eat the brains of all survivors. |
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Posted: 6/7/2002 6:45:46 AM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg[/img] "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!" |
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Posted: 6/7/2002 7:07:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg[/img] Do you like my painted sole? *oh sheeeet im gonna fall backwards!* |
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