During work today, I was standing at the counter. There was this peice of fermica(sp?) trim, about 2 inches wide that had came loose and kept catching on my pants. It was getting annoying.
So, I see the stapler sitting on the counter, so I get the bright idea to staple the fermica back to the counter!!
I open the stapler up, like so you can staple things to walls, and proceed to smack it a few times. I missed a couple times, but I was starting to hit the trim after a few more times. I realized then that the staples were just denting the firmica, when falling out.
I think to myself, "hmm.. maybe I need to hit the stapler harder...". So, I go grab a rubber mallet. I place the stapler directly over the firmica peice, so they are touching. I smack it a few times with the mallet. The staples didnt seem to go through the firmica. So, I say fuck it, and place the stapler back on the counter, and return the mallet.
Next time I go to use the stapler, I find out that the thing that the staples fit it is jammed in it, and the top is swinging wildly. I go get a screw driver and pry the thing open. Turns out, I broke the stapler w/ the mallet apparently. After confirming it with 3 other countermen, and 4 or 5 customers, we all decide it's life has ended. So I toss her into the trash, and grab the one of of my bosses desk. They are gonna be pissed tomorrow... oh well.
I wonder what they are going to think when they review the tapes and see an employee smacking a stapler with a big mallet against a cabinet. hahah.
Sorry folks, no injuries occured to me during this incident. I'm sure I did disapoint you, however, I will tell you this...
In first grade (I still vividly remember this), I [b]purposely[/b] stuck my thumb under a stapler, and jumped on the top of it. I sent a staple through my thumb. Boy, that fucker hurt. Bled a lot too.... When you look close, you can still see a scar from it..