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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:19:03 AM EDT
[#1]
RAF is a shoe in for V.P.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:21:38 AM EDT
[#2]
sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS?
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:28:01 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS? ROTFLMAO |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:30:45 AM EDT
[#4]
I for one will be voting solidly along party lines.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:31:10 AM EDT
[#5]
Here we can get real creative (not) !!
Economic Director - DonR What about the HUN for "Homeland Security" ?? We can always buy him the other three crayons. Vice President...stupid.... Ahem, If I may immodestly say so, I believe I'm qualified for this position. CIA is going to be tough - I don't know anyone with an AK-47. Secretary of State - Nooooo, I'm not touching this one. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:36:29 AM EDT
[#6]
President, charming.......... I'm thinking we're going to have to go off-board for this one.
FBI Director - Corruption required. Well, maybe the HUN should be moved here as he's an attorney and that should give him automatic corruption quals ??? (We could also save the price of buying the three crayons with this move.) |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:40:47 AM EDT
[#7]
I'd like to nominate myself as Director of Conspiracies.
That is until I get bumped off ala' Vince Foster. Oh, and yes, I'll bring my own tinfoil, thank you very much. That gov't foil doesn't block out the really STRONG rays. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:45:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Here we can get real creative (not) !! Economic Director - DonR What about the HUN for "Homeland Security" ?? We can always buy him the other three crayons. Vice President...stupid.... Ahem, If I may immodestly say so, I believe I'm qualified for this position. CIA is going to be tough - I don't know anyone with an AK-47. Secretary of State - Nooooo, I'm not touching this one. I got the AK but my dancing skills suck , but I'm willing to take lessons [b]BUT[/b] only with Tat as a dance partner . |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:47:03 AM EDT
[#9]
Klink for president!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 11:25:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: Here we can get real creative (not) !! Economic Director - DonR What about the HUN for "Homeland Security" ?? We can always buy him the other three crayons. Vice President...stupid.... Ahem, If I may immodestly say so, I believe I'm qualified for this position. CIA is going to be tough - I don't know anyone with an AK-47. Secretary of State - Nooooo, I'm not touching this one. Well, I do own an AK. AND I can dance. Especially after being coaxed into it with a few beers. I've actually have a few signature moves. Among them, The Tiger, and The Emilio, and The Horsey dance. All three big hits with crowds. My wifes favorite is The Emilio. I'm quite confident I could pull off any of these three while shooting an AK. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 11:49:04 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS? Now that's funny! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 12:07:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Shamus, Mortech, it's that 17 language qual that's giving me problems.
(But maybe a guy who knows both the Emilio "AND' the Horsey...............) |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 12:49:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: Shamus, Mortech, it's that 17 language qual that's giving me problems. (But maybe a guy who knows both the Emilio "AND' the Horsey...............) Did I mention that I can speak AT LEAST 17 different words in TWO different foreign languages? Not that I could actually form a complete sentence, but I could babble incoherently to somebody in German. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:03:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Shamus, Mortech, it's that 17 language qual that's giving me problems. (But maybe a guy who knows both the Emilio "AND' the Horsey...............) Did I mention that I can speak AT LEAST 17 different words in TWO different foreign languages? Not that I could actually form a complete sentence, but I could babble incoherently to somebody in German. PURRRFECT !! Nobody should understand what Director CIA is saying anyway. Incoherent babbling is so much better than coherent babbling. You've got my vote. Shamus - Director CIA (Wait till it's official before you get new bidness cards.) |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:05:06 PM EDT
[#15]
I will run the armory. All right guys; buck-up! Lets see your weapons and ammunition.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:12:50 PM EDT
[#16]
I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:18:09 PM EDT
[#17]
OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State.
[i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor? |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:18:42 PM EDT
[#18]
i will take the CIA job, strangly enough, thier is a picture of me dancing with an ak47. i have never seen it (and dont remember it[xx(]) but im told its quite a sight
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:21:42 PM EDT
[#19]
President, Vice-President, CIA, FBI... like it really matters. Who's gonna be the new "cigarette man"? That's what I want to know. [img]http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~cs125a/panels/butterfly/images/cigarette_man.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:33:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve. With this crowd you'll quickly become Director Trade Deficit ! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:38:07 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Quoted: I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve. With this crowd you'll quickly become Director Trade Deficit ! Well then I will just raise prime rate to make my board more money. They can borrow all they want to as long as their bond rating holds. [;)] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:47:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve. With this crowd you'll quickly become Director Trade Deficit ! Well then I will just raise prime rate to make my board more money. They can borrow all they want to as long as their bond rating holds. [;)] Yep, you ARE the Director of Trade ! (At least you've got my vote.) |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:48:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor? Looks like a lock on this job for YOU !! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 1:50:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Klink for president! Colonel, at this point you remain unopposed. (Someone's gonna have to bring up that "Must be charming" qual but not me.) |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:01:03 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: Quoted: OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor? Looks like a lock on this job for YOU !! Don't close the nominations yet. I want a vote. [i]Why do I get myself into these things?[/i] [:\] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:03:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS? Paul, I am putting you in charge of Domestic Growth[:D] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:05:30 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor? Looks like a lock on this job for YOU !! Don't close the nominations yet. I want a vote. [i]Why do I get myself into these things?[/i] [:\] sgtar15, is the Director of Elections on this deal. I don't believe any position can be filled without his approval ! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:06:57 PM EDT
[#28]
I just can't figure out why no one else has the qualifications for President of Vice. Looking like I have this deal about sewed up.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:08:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Sorry AR15gal, I am sure you are way to cute for this job. I am thinking of someone from the DU that is at least 6' tall with a nice square jaw line.
How come no one wants the FBI job?? It comes with paid vacation to the mountains and Waco, Tx. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:11:42 PM EDT
[#30]
5subslr5 wins the VP roll. I asked him who Bush was and he said he makes those killer baked beans!!!
He's a natural[;)] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:14:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Well, we should keep the polls open at least until midnight. It is Saturday night, who knows who might get up some liquid courage and jump into the fray.
Mods, could we maybe get this tacked? |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:16:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: 5subslr5 wins the VP roll. I asked him who Bush was and he said he makes those killer baked beans!!! He's a natural[;)] Sgtar15 This is one of those life-imitating-something type things. I had a can of Bush's beans last night along with a steak and some pretty fair pepper vodka. I kept the can and that's how I was able to pass the test. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:39:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Imbroglio for Defense Secretary... I for one would feel safer knowing that 10/22 is standing between us and the UN/WTO oligarchial conspiracy.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 3:22:49 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: President, Vice-President, CIA, FBI... like it really matters. Who's gonna be the new "cigarette man"? That's what I want to know. [img]http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~cs125a/panels/butterfly/images/cigarette_man.jpg[/img] That position has already been filled and for your information it's a non-democratic position that doesn't exist. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:02:12 PM EDT
[#35]
Elections still open
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:11:23 PM EDT
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Ya know, I'm gonna have to figure into this at some point. Maybe the director of the BATF?
You guys and gals can have all the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms you want.[:D] Am I elected? -T. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:13:57 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: President, Vice-President, CIA, FBI... like it really matters. Who's gonna be the new "cigarette man"? That's what I want to know. [img]http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~cs125a/panels/butterfly/images/cigarette_man.jpg[/img] i dont smoke..... |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:20:08 PM EDT
[#38]
[size=5][blue]VOTE[/blue] [/size=5][size=6][red]PONYBOY[/red][/size=6][size=5] [blue]FOR PRESIDENT![/blue][/size=5]
If [b]you[/b] were running I'd vote for you! [:)] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:32:17 PM EDT
[#39]
Can I be a government lacky??/?PLEASE??????
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:37:22 PM EDT
[#40]
AR15.com needs an Attorney General. Aimless for AG!!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:43:21 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Can I be a government lacky??/?PLEASE?????? JA, put me in for "hired goon" as well. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:04:36 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Ya know, I'm gonna have to figure into this at some point. Maybe the director of the BATF? You guys and gals can have all the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms you want.[:D] Am I elected? -T. You get my vote IF you can convince my wife of that.[:)] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:09:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ya know, I'm gonna have to figure into this at some point. Maybe the director of the BATF? Am I elected? -T. Are you willing to kick in doors at random and shoot inocent men, women and children? If so, you are elected[;)] Sgtar15 PS Please e-mail pics of firearms |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:11:44 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted: Can I be a government lacky??/?PLEASE?????? I'm thinking all the officers will be the government lackies ! Kind of a dual role. Looks like there's still a need for a President. That would make you the 'head' government lackey ! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:11:47 PM EDT
[#45]
AR-15Gal has my vote , I'm sure she's not fugly so lets consider it an affrimative action hire .
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:21:04 PM EDT
[#46]
Ooo...Ooo...can I be something?
My daughter's got a bitchin' crayon selection, so I'm way overqualified for Homeland Security. I'm also charming and dashing, so I'd make a great president. As a lawyer, I suppose I could be A.G. too - of course, my position on the 2nd Amendment is that it is an individual right. Please, pick me!! Pick me!! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:22:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: President, charming.......... I'm thinking we're going to have to go off-board for this one. What about KMA?[;D] coyote3 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:33:07 PM EDT
[#48]
Can I be Homeland Security Director? I have my own crayons and I have trouble staying between the lines in all my coloring books!
Kyle |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 7:01:07 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: [b]FBI Director[/b]---Corruption and sharp shooter experience preferred Sgtar15 Anyone who believes they are more qualified than me step forward. I will aquire this postition in the traditional manner of sheer intimidation, character assassination and unwarranted viciousness. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 7:07:10 PM EDT
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sgtar15, your door is going to be the first one my team kicks down. Be ready!![BD]
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