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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:07:28 PM EDT
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Congratulations. |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:15:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:22:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Did you have penis enlargement surgery? No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 PS Really |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:24:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. YIKES! [shock] |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:26:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Did you have penis enlargement surgery? No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 PS Really Wow, that's an injury you can be proud of. No scar to show though. I gave my first girlfriend a blood nose when she got a little over active with a the BJ. Was pretty proud of that. |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:26:20 PM EDT
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Sgt,
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I know WAAAAYYYY too much about your nether regions. Glad you got better, tho. -legrue |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:28:56 PM EDT
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Too much information.
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:29:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Did you have penis enlargement surgery? No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 PS Really I see, you had a masturbation accident. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:31:18 PM EDT
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So I take it you drove it at full throttle with no stumbling on the curves .[;D]
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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:55:30 PM EDT
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note to self "learn from sgtar15's mistake and not use vaccumm"
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Posted: 5/31/2002 10:01:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: note to self "learn from sgtar15's mistake and not use vaccumm" "Don't disturb me while i'm cleaning my room!" |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 10:02:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 Is the goat okay? |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 10:04:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Have you gone on a test run to make sure everything
is in working order ? No Hang fire ? |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 10:07:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: Wow, that's an injury you can be proud of. No scar to show though. They normally insist on pictures around here. |
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Posted: 5/31/2002 10:21:52 PM EDT
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SO what yur saying is you blew a gasket. Better check yur head bolts [:)] Glad to hear you are doing better.
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Posted: 5/31/2002 11:57:18 PM EDT
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[img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img]
"I'm okay. Thanks for asking." |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:03:21 AM EDT
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LMFAO!!!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:40:26 AM EDT
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So how's your wrist??
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:46:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Just thought you would want to know[:D]. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:49:05 AM EDT
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In my best goat impression,"That's sounds bahaaaaad!"
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:54:21 AM EDT
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[url]http://www.stihlusa.com/chainsaws/009L.html[/url]
This should take care of that problem. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 6:59:36 AM EDT
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You better take down that picture of Maxine Waters, and go to confession.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 7:06:32 AM EDT
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I think a round of AC/DC's Big BAlls is in order here.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 7:14:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: You better take down that picture of Maxine Waters, and go to confession. Thats just wrong Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 7:14:48 AM EDT
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I was stationed in Hawaii in the 70's with this guy that got busted for engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner. We called him the Happy Hoover afterwards.
Not that this has anything to do with YOUR situation. It just seemed appropriate for this thread for some reason. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:41:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: I was stationed in Hawaii in the 70's with this guy that got busted for engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner. We called him the Happy Hoover afterwards. Not that this has anything to do with YOUR situation. It just seemed appropriate for this thread for some reason. So that's how it happened, I knew he wasn't telling the whole story! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:57:25 PM EDT
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sgtar15,
Glad to hear everything is fine. Don't go messin' with a pneumatic grease gun now. coyote3 |
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Posted: 6/2/2002 12:58:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: I gave my first girlfriend a blood nose when she got a little over active with a the BJ. Was pretty proud of that. There should be an AR-15.com medal awarded for this [:D] |
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Posted: 6/2/2002 5:45:05 PM EDT
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Pictures please.
before......during......after. |
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