So I'm in my local grocery store last night, did my shopping and my son and I were snickering at the "manly" woman as we passed her going down an aisle. "She" had some serious BO, body hair issues and the earthy look of a commie tree hugger. We finished shopping and went to check out and DAMN !!! only one checkout working and guess who's in front of us. Well, we loaded up the turntable and were waiting for the smelly "woman" to finish. The clerk, who I have known for some time glanced at me and made the "stinky" face, he was just about finished with her and as he swiped her choice for feminine protection, he made the HUGE mistake of asking "do you prefer paper or plastic" refering to which bag "she" wanted. Well butch started screaming " well it looks like I prefer the plastic now does'nt it !!!! you're holding my choice in your hand!!!" "She" continued bitching and yelling about womens rights and evil men blah, blah, blah... finally the manager came over and asked what the problem was. "She" told him that this rude man had humiliated her about which product she was buying, the manager asked him what the deal was and he explained that he was just asking "her" if "she" wanted paper or plastic bags. At this point, "she" realizes what had just happened and demanded the total so "she" could get out. After "she" left, we could not stop laughing !!! I now know why they make SUPER absorbant.