another Jesus ? [b]Jesus of Siberia[/b]

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - another Jesus ? [b]Jesus of Siberia[/b]

Posted: 5/28/2002 5:50:04 AM EDT

[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,721088,00.html[/url]

Sergei Torop was a traffic cop in the small Russian town of Minusinsk until 1989, when he announced that he was the son of God. Now he commands a following of thousands and rules over a large swath of the Siberian mountains. Ian Traynor makes a pilgrimage.

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"It's all very complicated," he starts quietly. "But to keep things simple, yes, I am Jesus Christ. That which was promised must come to pass. And it was promised in Israel 2,000 years ago that I would return, that I would come back to finish what was started. I am not God. And it is a mistake to see Jesus as God. But I am the living word of God the Father. Everything that God wants to say, he says through me."

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"And many shall come in my name before me"

Well here is one of the latest out of many
who claimes to be Christ.

Posted: 5/28/2002 5:59:08 AM EDT

[#1]

Damn! My Bible must have gotten everything mixed up. Blame Gutenburg and his stupid printing press!

All hail! Frosty Jesus... King of the Snows!

Not very nice I know, but a quick thaw awaits this man when he reaches his final destination!

[devil]

Posted: 5/28/2002 5:59:12 AM EDT

[#2]

Damn! Are you having a slow day at work?

Posted: 5/28/2002 6:00:24 AM EDT

[#3]

[b]Matthew 24:26,27[/b]

[red][b]Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.[/b][/red]

Eric The(Watchful)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 5/28/2002 6:07:42 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Damn! Are you having a slow day at work?

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Yes, unfortunatly this is the last week and there is no work and no boss here.
Its been this way for at least a month.
It sucks. I'd rather be slammed with work.
But I will pray to the real Jesus Christ to fix this problem for me...
And he will answer.

Posted: 5/28/2002 6:17:08 AM EDT

[#5]

Yes, [b]ilikelegs[/b], we will all pray to the Real Jesus Christ to fix your problem for you!

And we all know, in advance, that whatever we agree upon on this earth, will be done in Heaven!

And we will all pray for everyone on this Board who is unemployed or in financial distress to receive their hearts' desire from the Lord.

Can I get an 'Amen', Church?

Eric The(BelievingAndAgreeing)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 5/28/2002 6:30:16 AM EDT

[#6]

So...which Baby Jesus does Steyr make cry? That was horrid sentance construction, but I am a tad tired [|)]

Posted: 5/28/2002 6:31:04 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Yes, [b]ilikelegs[/b], we will all pray to the Real Jesus Christ to fix your problem for you!

And we all know, in advance, that whatever we agree upon on this earth, will be done in Heaven!

And we will all pray for everyone on this Board who is unemployed or in financial distress to receive their hearts' desire from the Lord.

Can I get an 'Amen', Church?

Eric The(BelievingAndAgreeing)Hun[>]:)]

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A big [size=5]AMEN[/size=5] from the church.
Thank you brother Hun!!!

Posted: 5/28/2002 6:38:40 AM EDT

[#8]

I think this guy will end up here: [url]http://jesusoftheweek.com/[/url]

However, in the meantime, for all your Catholic shopping needs:

[url]http://www.catholicshopper.com/[/url]

[img]http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg[/img]

[img]http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3976.jpg[/img]

"These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus "as friend" in everyday activities."

Oh, and BTW, please let them know just what color of kids you need!

"Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian and playing other sports; we have expressed these requests to manufacturers and importers. When and if other statues are available, CatholicShopper.com will carry them."

[:D]

Posted: 5/28/2002 7:21:13 AM EDT

[#9]

Is it really nice to tackle Jesus?

I really like the Jesus Sport Statues. When I was in Catholic school, Jesus was the dead guy who hung on the cross with blood everywhere.

Never really made me think of him as a guy who loved humanity.

I like the idea of Jesus being more of a "father figure", someone who likes to play with kids.

On a side note: I was installing a network at a church and they had a picture in the back office of Jesus laughing. He looked like he was having a pretty good time. I asked why it was in the back office, and the priest told me it was because he received a lot of complaints from people who thought it portrayed Jesus in poor taste! The son of god can't have a good time?!

Av.

Posted: 5/28/2002 1:49:05 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Yes, ilikelegs, we will all pray to the Real Jesus Christ to fix your problem for you!

And we all know, in advance, that whatever we agree upon on this earth, will be done in Heaven!

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[b]Wow Eric That was fast.[/b]
I was just informed from a company that I went on
and interview that [b/I have the job.[/b]

[b]WaaaHooo![/b]

ilikelegs is now employed again.
More guns for me soon. Now I can spend
this money I have been saving...

I'll have to clue you in on more things
I pray about Mr. Prayer Warrior Hun !!!

Seriously though I've had a lot of prayers about this job
situation and relied on God to deliver me through it.
I'll still keep praying for all those here that need a job.
I know there are still a lot of people that need help.
There was a huge stack of résumé's on the Presidents
desk when I walked in his office for the interview.

See what happens when you pray to the "real Jesus" !!!

Posted: 5/28/2002 2:18:23 PM EDT

[#11]

Peoples upbringing,and need to "believe", has created many [rolleyes] _religious_ "sancturaies".[rolleyes]

Posted: 5/28/2002 2:27:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Post from ilikelegs -

I'll have to clue you in on more things
I pray about Mr. Prayer Warrior Hun !!!

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Thank you, [b]ilikelegs[/b]!

Although I've never requested prayers, I need them more than you will ever know. More than I would ever admit.

The Lord Himself put it into your heart to pray for me!

And that's a very high recommendation, indeed!

I knew that our prayers would be answered! He is faithful to keep His promises to His children.

Of whom both you, me and a great many others on this Board truly are.

Now, I'm off to say a few prayers of thanksgiving!

Eric The(ForBothYouAndMe)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:01:02 PM EDT

[#13]

[img]http://www.public.iastate.edu/~spires/Max/Images/max2.gif[/img]

"Your own..... personal..... Jesus....." Ye-ye-yes, one of my f-f-favorite tunes...[rolleyes]

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:15:54 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
[b]Matthew 24:26,27[/b]

[red][b]... Behold, he is in the desert...[/b][/red]

Eric The(Watchful)Hun[>]:)]

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No HUN, this one is in Siberia.

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:17:17 PM EDT

[#15]

He's happy! He's scrappy! He's the son of God!

It's Buddy Christ!!

[img]http://members.telocity.com/~avalon01/christ.jpg[/img]

I used to have a bunch of these, sold all but this one.

Av.

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:20:00 PM EDT

[#16]

You have any others like these to sell ?
email me, I want one.

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:23:10 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
You have any others like these to sell ?
email me, I want one.

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I'm thinking the HUN is selling these through the merchandising subsidiary of HUN Ministries. (Course I could be wrong.)

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:28:36 PM EDT

[#18]

Yes, that's right [b]subsailor[/b]!

Some poor overworked Honduran children are putting them together for the When the Sun Don't Shine Ministry® of Rev. E. T. Hun.

A wholly owned subsidiary of Seen Better Days, Oh Lord Ministries® an offshore Limited Partnership.

What? You would rather have the girls walking the streets?

How crude!

Eric The(SelfRighteous)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 5/28/2002 8:33:42 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Yes, that's right [b]subsailor[/b]!

Some poor overworked Honduran children are putting them together for the When the Sun Don't Shine Ministry® of Rev. E. T. Hun.

A wholly owned subsidiary of Seen Better Days, Oh Lord Ministries® an offshore Limited Partnership.

What? You would rather have the girls walking the streets?

How crude!

Eric The(SelfRighteous)Hun[>]:)]

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HUN,
to be serious but only for a moment, I often despair of Dimocrats saving the poor and down-trodden from working for $1.00/hour.
It is obviously far better that they don't work and go hungry.

(One day we should discuss which off-shore vehicle provides the best benefits.)

Posted: 5/28/2002 9:01:10 PM EDT

[#20]

I bet this Jesus can be found over at Assault Web.

Posted: 5/29/2002 4:52:55 AM EDT

[#21]

I think they take religion a bit TOO serious over there.

I don't think He would go over too well over there.

ilikelegs: Sorry, I don't have any more. I sold most of them, my parents took one to their Church and somebody bought it from them there!

Who says Catholics don't have a sence of humor?! [:D]

Av.

Posted: 5/29/2002 5:19:55 AM EDT

[#22]

russia has a long tradition of producing holy men. something about the long winters and vast expanses brings out the spiritual in men, and a desire for redemption. unfortunately, sometimes you get a rasputin.

but we're no better, we've had charlie manson, jim jones and david koresh offering to save us.

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