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Posted: 5/25/2002 8:48:37 AM EDT
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Only time I ever got arrested (for littering no less!) I talked my way out of it :)
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Posted: 5/25/2002 9:24:17 AM EDT
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I've always had those other guns honey[:D]
Sgtar15 PS That and I replaced my sons fish when he was 5 y.o. |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 12:34:51 PM EDT
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Now why in the world would you post that online?
Damn! I mistakenly started my printer. Now what the hell am I going to do with all these copies? :::evil grin::: worth anything to ya? [devil] |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 12:52:35 PM EDT
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[img]http://amerasiaimports.com/images_3000/30130.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 5/25/2002 12:59:27 PM EDT
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Good story sherm and I believe that sgtar15 has hit upon a good idea for a new thread. "Your most creative story for the explanation of a new gun". Mine was "the old one made a hole in my pants pocket", she didn't buy it for a minute. Now I need a story for a new safe. Ideas?
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Posted: 5/25/2002 1:01:17 PM EDT
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Turn that printer off Vinnie...Please...
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Posted: 5/25/2002 5:29:20 PM EDT
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My wife still thinks my AR's were 300 dollars for each one. I'm working on my third one.
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Posted: 5/25/2002 5:38:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: My wife still thinks my AR's were 300 dollars for each one. I'm working on my third one. Holy crap that's funny! You know how many of the things I'd own if they were $300? |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 5:45:20 PM EDT
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those evil black guns all look the same to her,I only get one out at a time.
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Posted: 5/25/2002 6:23:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Turn that printer off Vinnie...Please... Come one. I'm just adding to the thread. This would fall under "Best Scams" or "How to make money for your next AR" |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 6:56:03 PM EDT
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Every sunday I said,"yes I went to church".[:)]....I can't recall the good stuff I got away with.....least I'm not telling you!
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Posted: 5/25/2002 7:10:23 PM EDT
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Similar to RTA - My wife thinks I traded that MAC-9 (which she hated) even for that nice hunting rifle (national match M1A). God I hope she doesn't try and balance the checkbook within the next couple of years.
The biggest scam of my life: Convincing my professors that I knew enough about engineering to get a degree and my employers I knew enough to make a living. (I've managed to get away with that scam for almost 30 years) |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 8:09:18 PM EDT
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Probably the only scam I've pulled...it was effective though.
I graduated in 1980...when I sent out my graduation announcements, I got a list of the wealthiest people in the Southeastern part of the United States. I sent out about 1,100 announcements to people I did [b]NOT[/b] know but, they were wealthy...example: I sent out an invitation to the President of a large corporation in Atlanta "whom I did NOT know", who sent me $100. I collected over $37,000 in cash and checks...not to mention gift certificates and a paid weekend stay at a Fountaine Bleu Hotel in Miami. With the money I receieved, I paid cash for a brand new 1980 Trans Am and was able to move out to L.A. and live with my friends....I feel bad today for that foolish stunt. But, I've never heard of anyone doing it since. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 8:27:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Probably the only scam I've pulled...it was effective though. I graduated in 1980...when I sent out my graduation announcements, I got a list of the wealthiest people in the Southeastern part of the United States. I sent out about 1,100 announcements to people I did [b]NOT[/b] know but, they were wealthy...example: I sent out an invitation to the President of a large corporation in Atlanta "whom I did NOT know", who sent me $100. I collected over $37,000 in cash and checks...not to mention gift certificates and a paid weekend stay at a Fountaine Bleu Hotel in Miami. With the money I receieved, I paid cash for a brand new 1980 Trans Am and was able to move out to L.A. and live with my friends....I feel bad today for that foolish stunt. But, I've never heard of anyone doing it since. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] Holy god that was genius! |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 8:30:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: My wife still thinks my AR's were 300 dollars for each one. I'm working on my third one. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/thumbs.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 9:10:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Probably the only scam I've pulled...it was effective though. I graduated in 1980...when I sent out my graduation announcements, I got a list of the wealthiest people in the Southeastern part of the United States. I sent out about 1,100 announcements to people I did [b]NOT[/b] know but, they were wealthy...example: I sent out an invitation to the President of a large corporation in Atlanta "whom I did NOT know", who sent me $100. I collected over $37,000 in cash and checks...not to mention gift certificates and a paid weekend stay at a Fountaine Bleu Hotel in Miami. With the money I receieved, I paid cash for a brand new 1980 Trans Am and was able to move out to L.A. and live with my friends....I feel bad today for that foolish stunt. But, I've never heard of anyone doing it since. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] Holy god that was genius! Sweet! Now I know how I'm going to pay for my Daughters collage. I got dibs on the Southwest region. Let's keep this one to ourselves, eh? |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 9:15:31 PM EDT
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I got dibs on the Pacific NW.
I might get that 50 cal after all. edited to add... hell, i'll even send out thank you cards. |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 9:16:03 PM EDT
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The kicker was...I told my parents that I sent announcements to the rich people in my school. They never knew exactly how much I got...but, that Trans Am gave it away.
When I put the my name on the announcement, it looked like this: (Robert Smith III)...of course my name is'nt R. Smith...but, I figured if I added the (III) part...people would just shrug their shoulders and think it was another rich family kid graduating. I did not really think it would work that well. It did. By today's standards...a grad could make 100k..easy. Don't even think about it...it must be illegal. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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Posted: 5/25/2002 9:17:34 PM EDT
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We don't need a condom. I had the mumps at 16 and I am sterile now.
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Posted: 5/25/2002 9:29:34 PM EDT
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I love you baby, Im gonna take you back to the states with me!
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