Duck walks into a bar, says to the bartender "Hey! You got any grapes?"
Bartender says "No, I got no grapes."
Duck Leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, asks the bartender "Hey! You got any grapes?"
Bartender gives him a dirty look and says "No, I got no fuckin' grapes!"
Duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, asks the bartender "Hey! You got any grapes?"
This is really pissing the bartender off now. "I already told you, duck, I got no fuckin' grapes. If you come in here and ask me for grapes again I'm gonna nail you little webbed feet to the floor!"
Duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, asks the bartender "Hey! You got any nails?"
Bartender "No, I got no nails"
Duck "Good, you got any grapes?"
Oh, wasn't this a joke thread? My mistake, you're right, I'm wrong. [;D]