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Posted: 5/2/2011 2:04:20 PM EDT

The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:05:57 PM EDT

[#1]

If it was needless to say... why'd you say it?

think about THAT while your on the couch tonight

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:06:14 PM EDT

[#2]

Your Dunm.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:06:23 PM EDT

[#3]

CSB

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:07:01 PM EDT

[#4]

You are paying regardless, so why not enjoy it?

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The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:08:07 PM EDT

[#5]

You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:08:25 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
You are paying regardless, so why not enjoy it?

Quoted:
The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

because what she wants is too expensive.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:09:08 PM EDT

[#7]

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You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.

My local DA didnt buy that

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:09:42 PM EDT

[#8]

Well, there is a way to make it cost effective you know..................payment plans come to mind

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You are paying regardless, so why not enjoy it?

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The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

because what she wants is too expensive.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:11:16 PM EDT

[#9]

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You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.

I think there's a lot of people who don't understand this paradigm.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:11:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Really? In that case.....

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:12:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Way to stand up for your principles OP!

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Posted: 5/2/2011 2:12:23 PM EDT

[#12]

If the services she offered include remedial spelling instruction, I believe you should take her up on her offer no matter the cost.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:12:35 PM EDT

[#13]

Join Date? Nope

Post Count? Nope.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:12:51 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

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You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.

I think there's a lot of people who don't understand this paradigm.

Well next time you hire a hooker, tell her your not going to give her the money until after your done and she is leaving.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:13:57 PM EDT

[#15]

Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:14:20 PM EDT

[#16]

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If the services she offered include remedial spelling instruction, I believe you should take her up on her offer no matter the cost.

She might be able to teach me how to spell, but I could teach her how to do vector calculus. Which one do you think is harder to do?

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:14:28 PM EDT

[#17]

You know the rules!

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:15:19 PM EDT

[#18]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:18:09 PM EDT

[#19]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

Bullshit.

You authored a thread in GD referencing your SO with no intention of ever posting pics. That is in direct violation of ARFCOM rules and a great big fuck you to all the members in good standing here.

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Posted: 5/2/2011 2:18:32 PM EDT

[#20]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

This may be your solution.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:18:51 PM EDT

[#21]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

I don't see the problem here....

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:21:09 PM EDT

[#22]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnddd.......

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:21:35 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

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You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.

I think there's a lot of people who don't understand this paradigm.

Well next time you hire a hooker, tell her you're not going to give her the money until after you're done and she is leaving.

I'm done here.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:21:59 PM EDT

[#24]

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The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

They're called "Soft Hookers"

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:22:06 PM EDT

[#25]

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The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

Struck out on Craigslist too huh?

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:23:31 PM EDT

[#26]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

Since you are a non paying member, I will help you out here.

Send them to me and I will post them in the BOTD section where they belong.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:24:29 PM EDT

[#27]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

But comparing your wife to a prostitute on a public forum isn't a serious relationship issue?

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:25:15 PM EDT

[#28]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

these are exactly the ones we require !

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:28:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

these are exactly the ones we require !

+1

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:30:29 PM EDT

[#30]

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Really? In that case.....

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/001504589/good-lord-your-dumb-1266175120.jpeg

That caption is even dumber.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:30:48 PM EDT

[#31]

You know,if you set up a video camera,it's not prostitution.

It's called making porn and is legal.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:43:58 PM EDT

[#32]

So your wife has given you to go ahead to use the services of a prostitute. You get her price then call around to see if you can get the service she says she will provide a a lower coat. Like getting your car repaired. You are helping you family situation by saving money.

Posted: 5/2/2011 2:45:07 PM EDT

[#33]

this

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:07:23 PM EDT

[#34]

Your wife wants to be your whore. Mine doesn't put out at all. Wanna trade?

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:12:09 PM EDT

[#35]

What does she want? I'll buy it!

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:13:29 PM EDT

[#36]

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The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

Define "some of her services"
What input?

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:15:02 PM EDT

[#37]

If you have been married more than a year and don't know by now you are paying for pussy you are doing it wrong.

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:15:28 PM EDT

[#38]

Double tap.

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:17:56 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

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You are paying regardless, so why not enjoy it?

Quoted:
The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.

because what she wants is too expensive.

So what were the services offered and at what price point?

With strippers and hookers, the initial services offered and price are merely the first negotiating point.

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:18:01 PM EDT

[#40]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

YES

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:23:55 PM EDT

[#41]

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You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.

you are correct sir. OP, I will gladly buy my wife shit if thats what it takes. Because I know that sooner or later that item will show up at my house with or with out my involvment, so I might as well get some extra lovin outa tha deal. Shit I just bartered with the wife for some extra nookie tonight, all I had to do was bath and put the kids to bed and let her have some quite time by herself. You are paying for sex any way you look at it, either directly or indirectly, might as well embrace it

and get some more action.

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:34:14 PM EDT

[#42]

You blew it. She was just trying to tell you she was horny. Your out of luck for more than one night dudeand she will be making a purchase just to spite you. If I may humbly suggest....next time agree, satisfy her well then lay back with a concerned look. Brood for awhile then when asked what is wrong, tell you want her to be happy but your not sure you can afford to. Check mate dude...... Check mate

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:43:57 PM EDT

[#43]

I told my wife that a looooong time ago - even before we were married...

Sex is something to be given FREELY to your spouse - and this applies to both of us. It's an expression of love, and to deliberately deny your spouse of your love and affection is to deny your relationship, deny your marriage, deny your vows, and deny yourself. The only reasons we should have to 'deny' love, sex, and affection to one another is due to extenuating circumstances such as illness, exhaustion after a long & laborious day, etc...

If either one of us ever decided to withold sex, or use sex as some sort of bargaining 'chip' in order to get something in return that would be akin to prostitution, blackmail, extortion, and is inherently wrong & manipulative!

Doing so would mean losing ANY respect one has for the other, and would be a breach of your marriage vows.

If sex is temporarily out of the question due to headache, nausea, illness, or other circumstances then alternative forms of affection must be offered freely.

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:46:34 PM EDT

[#44]

You might as well post the pics. Cause if your wife reads this thread your done anyway. Might as well go out in style.

Posted: 5/2/2011 3:53:43 PM EDT

[#45]

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Pics of wife?

ARFCOM will determine her worth.

Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.

But comparing your wife to a prostitute on a public forum isn't a serious relationship issue?

I believe the wife propositioned him. Why is it his fault?

Posted: 5/2/2011 4:09:10 PM EDT

[#46]

We need pics and details of what item she wanted for what services to decide if this is good deal or not. a BJ for a Coke = good deal!! a BJ for a mink coat=bad deal. I also would like to know what does around the world cost ? Ask her and post the results