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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:58 PM EDT
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Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:58 PM EDT
[#2]
You dun goofed
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:59 PM EDT
[#3]
The rules. You must abide by them.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:28:01 PM EDT
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I am here to make sure all goes by the rules
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:28:54 PM EDT
[#5]
My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:29:08 PM EDT
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Reminds me of a buddy whose wife asked if a pair of jeans made her butt look big.
He told her no, her butt made her butt look big. Sorry bro. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:29:30 PM EDT
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Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either your ass is huge |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:30:11 PM EDT
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Might want to go back to cleaning that desk of yours. You'll be there for a while.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:30:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either wife is preggers......very very very preggers |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:30:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:31:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble". I lol'd |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:38:47 PM EDT
[#12]
baby, you huge
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:39:08 PM EDT
[#13]
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Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the true answer. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:48:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Just say "It's OK though baby, I like big girls!"
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:02:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either  |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:07:11 PM EDT
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Proper reply would have been, "It's this damn humidity! I guess you should go shopping."
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:09:33 PM EDT
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This is a trap/trick question, there is no right answer.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:16:51 PM EDT
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not bad will see how long the headache will last
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:19:12 PM EDT
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What's the old saying ... "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:21:59 PM EDT
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That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger. She is still not talking to me! So, win? |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:24:18 PM EDT
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My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".
The timing of which corresponds to the last time you got laid. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:25:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Tell her sorry babe do I still get sex tonight and tell us her reply
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:25:52 PM EDT
[#23]
pics of wife?
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:26:09 PM EDT
[#24]
Sometimes not talking to you isn't a bad thing !
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:41:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:41:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger. She is still not talking to me! T I'm at my best in the morning, too. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:44:02 PM EDT
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That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger. She is still not talking to me! So, win? this |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:46:37 PM EDT
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Mine got pissed when she said that we can't have sex because she is on her period. I simply toldl her, " Well, your mouth ain't bleeding...Yet."
That never goes over well. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:49:45 PM EDT
[#29]
You think you're in the doghouse?
My wife was opening a new pack of panties this morning when I opened my mouth and asked..... "YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?" 
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:50:16 PM EDT
[#30]
You found the secret to peace and quiet?!
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:51:34 PM EDT
[#31]
You didn't say 'screendoor, hurricane, drumset' to her?
1 day Man Card suspension. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:51:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: "YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?" I laughed. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:52:36 PM EDT
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baby, you huge Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile If it works for Moto Moto... |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:56:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Not surprised she isn't talking to you.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:52:59 PM EDT
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Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:54:14 PM EDT
[#36]
Amateur.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:57:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth? Because they still want men to use tact. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:57:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth? If you answer that question honestly, you will be called a misogynist! |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:58:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: You think you're in the doghouse? My wife was opening a new pack of panties this morning when I opened my mouth and asked..... "YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?" my wife snickered.....I loled |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:59:22 PM EDT
[#40]
So...she can't get into her pants?
...and now you can't get into them either? Have I got this right? |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:10 PM EDT
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Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either wife is preggers......very very very preggers Way to kick someone when they're down. Good Job! |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:11 PM EDT
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So...she can't get into her pants?
...and now you can't get into them either? Have I got this right?
Clever. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:42 PM EDT
[#43]
No pie for you
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:01:41 PM EDT
[#44]
We need pics of your wife's ass to verify.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:37:42 PM EDT
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Offer to fuck her until she is in a good mood. Chicks love that.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:45:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:55:12 PM EDT
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Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either wife is preggers......very very very preggers Way to kick someone when they're down. Good Job! I believe she is up.... as in knocked up. RR |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:59:02 PM EDT
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Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth? Because they still want men to use tact. Seriously, if you just want to be lied to, don't even fucking ask. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 5:18:06 PM EDT
[#49]
If you're wife is already pissed, there is no excuse for evading GD Rule 87.69-3.14 now is there?
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