Mexico, Argentina, New Zealand, The Ukraine,Chile, Greece, Croatia, Italy, England, Australia, Costa Rica, Honduras, The Bahamas, Canada... depends on whether I'm needing to go to a place that extradites or not
I speak fluent English and Spanish, so anywhere that speaks one of those two is pretty much a go. I've been to some of these places (Honduras, Greece, Croatia, Italy, Mexico, Austria, Germany, England, etc.), so I know I'd like them. I also speak a little Russian (better at reading it), and very limited Italian and German–– which I picked up off the street, which tells me that I could become fluent pretty quickly if immersed.
Honestly, if it was for something criminal or I was hiding from somebody, I'd probably try to keep on the move around continental Europe. Also, there's nothing about me that would just stand out and point me out in a crowd of Europeans, other than my height (and Germans, at least the ones I saw when we were there, are tall anyway, as are the Dutch), so I could blend in more easily than I could in other places.