So some random old guy gave me a box of cialis today...

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Posted: 4/29/2011 1:26:17 PM EDT

So I work at a convenience store and people hang out and bullshit all the time. So some random old guy came in and was talking to another old guy about how he was 71 and blah blah blah. Then he says how he's been taking Cialis. So I start laughing and ask him if it works. He then goes outside comes back in and throws a box on the counter and tells me to have fun.

What should I do with them?

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:27:35 PM EDT

[#1]

Take 'em.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:28:21 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Take 'em.

All of them?

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:28:28 PM EDT

[#3]

Since crushing up pills seems to be all the rage these days, I say snort one and give us the AAR.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:28:42 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take 'em.

All of them?

Fuck YEAH!

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:29:43 PM EDT

[#5]

If your erection lasts for more the 4 hours.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:29:47 PM EDT

[#6]

IBDEA.

You have a prescription for those pills? Trash em.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:30:07 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
If your erection lasts for more the 4 hours.

Call more whores!

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:30:12 PM EDT

[#8]

Do you have a woman in your life who needs a good working over?

Put those things to work.

You can always send a couple to me. My gf and I will try em'.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:31:06 PM EDT

[#9]

Your girlfriend will hate you when she is in traction for a broken pelvis.

Kharn

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:34:37 PM EDT

[#10]

Snort them.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:36:04 PM EDT

[#11]

Seems legit! What could go wrong?

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:37:59 PM EDT

[#12]

Do you NEED to take something like that?

If not, I'd pass them on to someone else throw them away because you just described an unlawful transfer of a controlled substance.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:38:28 PM EDT

[#13]

National Drug Turn in Day is coming up!

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:38:29 PM EDT

[#14]

Take them all and pull over people sporting a mega huge boner.

/farva.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:39:21 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

IBDEA.

You have a prescription for those pills? Trash em.

They're not controlled substances. DEA doesn't give a shit.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:39:41 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Do you NEED to take something like that?

If not, I'd pass them on to someone else throw them away because you just described an unlawful transfer of a controlled substance.

NOT a controlled substance.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:40:52 PM EDT

[#17]

Boys like candy.....

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:42:01 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
IBDEA.

You have a prescription for those pills? Trash em.

Like hell I'd take script meds from some random fella.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:42:50 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
If your erection lasts for more the 4 hours.

Your GF will marry you.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:42:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Take half, for science.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:43:08 PM EDT

[#21]

To clarify: Prescription only =/= controlled substance.

Controlled substances are listed in the Controlled Substances Act and in various state equivalents.

Viagra, Cialis, and the vast majority of prescription only drugs are not controlled substances.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:44:31 PM EDT

[#22]

I say give the old lady a good boning. Obviously don't take them ALL AT ONCE but take one and show her who's boss.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:45:46 PM EDT

[#23]

My wife went with me to a doctor's appointment and convinced the doc to write me a prescription for 4 Levitra pills.

We went to a bed and breakfast for our anniversary, got it on before dinner, then I took one pill at dinner for later.

There was a lot of throbbing, just in the wrong place. I had the worst mf'ing headache ever. There was no way I wanted to screw any more. I went to sleep.

I was fine the next day, but no more of that bullshit for me. If she wants it more than twice a day, she's gonna have to dish out some bj's.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:48:10 PM EDT

[#24]

Didn't you just get married, and post pics, and you're young? Surely you have no need AT ALL for these.

That said, I'd be curious myself if I had some in my hand, so I see your dilemma.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:49:44 PM EDT

[#25]

ill never understand the people who hang out in convience stores.

i worked in them when i was younger and it blew my mind that people would just walk in there to talk to me. not that im complianing, it made the day go by fast, but i just couldnt imagine a scenario where i would decide to walk into a random convience store and just start talking to the guy behind the counter.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:50:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Federal law prohibits transfer of this prescription...

And the CoC frowns on even posting of such acts.

IBTL

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:51:02 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
If your erection lasts for more the 4 hours.

show it off

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:52:32 PM EDT

[#28]

shrug

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1179112

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:53:40 PM EDT

[#29]

if you do take them, start small, like a quarter of one to try first.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:54:02 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Since crushing up pills seems to be all the rage these days, I say snort one and give us the AAR.

He'd get a stiff neck.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:54:29 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Do you NEED to take something like that?

If not, I'd pass them on to someone else throw them away because you just described an unlawful transfer of a controlled substance.

No shit, felony weight too

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:54:47 PM EDT

[#32]

If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours , post it on ARFCOM !

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:55:02 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

ill never understand the people who hang out in convience stores.

i worked in them when i was younger and it blew my mind that people would just walk in there to talk to me. not that im complianing, it made the day go by fast, but i just couldnt imagine a scenario where i would decide to walk into a random convience store and just start talking to the guy behind the counter.

Killing time, when you're between places and too early to show up at your destination.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:55:07 PM EDT

[#34]

Go fuck like a 17 year old again for a weekend

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:55:14 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

IBDEA.

You have a prescription for those pills? Trash em.

They're not controlled substances. DEA doesn't give a shit.

BS

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:01:05 PM EDT

[#36]

My advice is to get some rope to tie it down lest you like walking around in public scaring the children. I also advise against trying to take a leak while under the influence of this drug. Aside from that go have some fun.

And IBTL

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:04:34 PM EDT

[#37]

4 hours of fun time before a hospital visit.

I predict that sucker won't go back down after you take it.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:07:08 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
IBDEA.

You have a prescription for those pills? Trash em.

They're not controlled substances. DEA doesn't give a shit.

BS

Pretty sure it's illegal under state law.

With that said I'd like to go on record by saying:

We have some FUCKED UP laws in this country.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:09:40 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

IBDEA.

You have a prescription for those pills? Trash em.

They're not controlled substances. DEA doesn't give a shit.

BS

Pretty sure it's illegal under state law.

With that said I'd like to go on record by saying:

We have some FUCKED UP laws in this country.

Don't like it? Have the laws changed. Been on the books longer than you have been alive.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:13:19 PM EDT

[#40]

Took a trip south of the border and they sell the stuff over the counter. I would bet one day soon it will be a over the counter drug. It seems pretty safe with few problems. But, as of now the law is the law.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:26:10 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take 'em.

All of them?

And have fun!

Beware though, his idea of "fun" may involve small animals.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:28:13 PM EDT

[#42]

Go ahead and take it... what could go wrong?

Some old dude gives you a box of Levitra...

There's a reason we're told not to accept candy from strangers.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:31:23 PM EDT

[#43]

Take 2 and go shop at toys r us for a few hours

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:31:45 PM EDT

[#44]

Trade them for ammo. Those things are super expensive.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:35:07 PM EDT

[#45]

Oh come on, no one has suggested going through a TSA checkpoint yet??

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:35:57 PM EDT

[#46]

Don't be a pussy.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:36:32 PM EDT

[#47]

Book a trip to the PI or Thailand.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:36:45 PM EDT

[#48]

Sell em back to the man you got them from.

Acquire silver.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:38:19 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take 'em.

All of them?

NOOOOOO. if its anything like viagra only take half. I took a whole viagra and it made my dick throb, almost painfully.

Posted: 4/29/2011 2:38:59 PM EDT

[#50]

Want to end up in the ER having the blood drained from your penis with a big needle?

Go ahead, take one.

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