holy carp! look what my mom got me? wtf.

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Posted: 4/28/2011 7:21:58 PM EDT

A couple years ago, my mom got me something I thought was a cheap novelty toy. It felt like a junky plastic kid's toy.

First, I did not really understand why she got it for me. She never got me stuff like that when I was a kid, when I would have thought it was cool. Secondly, I was well past kid age.

I tried to use this thing for about 5 minutes, was not impressed, and threw it in a bin for a couple years.

I just dug it out and decided to Google it.

Thing is expensive. I feel like Shit for not showing more enthusiasm and thanks. I honestly thought it was a kids department 29.99 special. Some sites say it sold for around 400 bucks originally.

I will attempt to use it tonight and see if I can focus it properly.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:22:52 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
A couple years ago, my mom got me something I thought was a cheap novelty toy. It felt like a junky plastic kid's toy.

First, I did not really understand why she got it for me. She never got me stuff like that when I was a kid, when I would have thought it was cool. Secondly, I was well past kid age.

I tried to use this thing for about 5 minutes, was not impressed, and threw it in a bin for a couple years.

I just dug it out and decided to Google it.

Thing is expensive. I feel like Shit for .it showing more enthusiasm I honestly thought it was a kids department 29.99 special. Some sites say it sold for around 400 bucks originally.

I will attempt to use it tonight and see if I can focus it properly.

???

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Was it a tool that helped you post pictures on the internet?

Was it an 8ball?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:22 PM EDT

[#3]

Well.....WTF was it?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:23 PM EDT

[#4]

I wanna see... but... well...

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:26 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm not sure if it needs to be said, but....

I like turtles.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:55 PM EDT

[#6]

Is it a telescope?

What do I win?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Where's the fuckin pics, man?!?!

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:09 PM EDT

[#8]

DAY 1

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:16 PM EDT

[#9]

not even a red x

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:30 PM EDT

[#10]

I can count to potato.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:44 PM EDT

[#11]

Why did your mom give you a dildo?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:49 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Was it a tool that helped you post pictures on the internet?

Was it an 8ball?

Haha.

Sorry. http://www.epinions.com/reviews/pr-Bushnell_Bushnell_2_0x24_GUARDIAN_MONOC_NIGHT_VISION_1

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:50 PM EDT

[#13]

....so what's the name of it?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:15 PM EDT

[#14]

Curious...

ETA. You suck. Your mother does NOT deserve you. Send me the gift and I will send her mothers day cards from now on.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:21 PM EDT

[#15]

Is this a Glock hater thread?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:23 PM EDT

[#16]

Is it electric and does it vibrate?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:52 PM EDT

[#17]

No pics?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:52 PM EDT

[#18]

Herp...

BigDozer66

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:26:17 PM EDT

[#19]

A $500.00 AccuJack???

Wow!

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:26:26 PM EDT

[#20]

Ok.......

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:27:16 PM EDT

[#21]

Give her something just as interesting for Mother's Day.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:28:19 PM EDT

[#22]

Your mother gives you night vision, and you didn't love it.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:30:43 PM EDT

[#23]

She got me the same thing.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:30:48 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Your mother gives you night vision, and you didn't love it.

WTF is wrong with some people? Some dont appreciate good beer and some dont appreciate night vision, there is alot of fail in GD latley

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:32:17 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Your mother gives you night vision, and you didn't love it.

I did not understand why. Still don't.

I tried it and couldn't see Shit. Barely my hand in front of my face. It was bright green , but blurry as hell.

I thought it was some "jr spy" toy or something. Didn't know I was so tactical.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:32:21 PM EDT

[#26]

Fleshlight?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:33:30 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

WTF is wrong with some people? Some dont appreciate good beer and some dont appreciate night vision, there is alot of fail in GD latley

Who was the dude the other day posting from the bar with his girlfriend and whinging about how it sucked? Buncha bitches.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:35:33 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
WTF is wrong with some people? Some dont appreciate good beer and some dont appreciate night vision, there is alot of fail in GD latley

Who was the dude the other day posting from the bar with his girlfriend and whinging about how it sucked? Buncha bitches.

kinda glad i missed that one

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:36:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Duh.

It's a Sybian.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:36:38 PM EDT

[#30]

There, fuckers.

And no I will not post naked NV pics of my mom.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:37:51 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
http://images1.opticsplanet.com/180-180/opplanet-bushnell-2x42-night-vision-monocular.png

There, fuckers.

And no I will not post naked NV pics of my mom.

but PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:43:07 PM EDT

[#32]

About 10 years ago my mom gave me one of those gen 1 chinese monoculars most likely from Sportsman's Guide. The thought was nice but I couldn't see my desk in a darkened room with it. It was not a good unit sad to say.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:43:59 PM EDT

[#33]

No offense but I would guess that is all the better it works if it was 400.00 night vision.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:47:20 PM EDT

[#34]

I'll give ya ten bucks for it.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:48:55 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

I'll give ya ten bucks for it.

I ain't a pimp for my mom, and she's probably worth much more.

Consider me insulted.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:50:27 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
No offense but I would guess that is all the better it works if it was 400.00 night vision.

No doubt. I just think about waht else I could have had for that money. And what she could have saved buying something cheaper.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:51:12 PM EDT

[#37]

Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:53:14 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'll give ya ten bucks for it.

I ain't a pimp for my mom, and she's probably worth much more.

Consider me insulted.

Well, let's just ask her first - okay?

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:53:59 PM EDT

[#39]

Fingerbox.

Posted: 4/28/2011 7:55:00 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.

Dude Wtf? Don't be posting my shit elsewhere. Thats fucked up. What if my mom is reading that and hires the cyberpolice to back trace it.

Besides it is copyrighted by me and arfcom.

Fuckin creepers.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:07:22 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.

Dude Wtf? Don't be posting my shit elsewhere. Thats fucked up. What if my mom is reading that and hires the cyberpolice to back trace it.

Besides it is copyrighted by me and arfcom.

Fuckin creepers.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:11:25 PM EDT

[#42]

Cool gift. Wouldn't an IR light help amplify the image?

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:17:00 PM EDT

[#43]

It was a nice thought on her part.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:20:21 PM EDT

[#44]

Good write up.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:21:12 PM EDT

[#45]

-10 for not coming up with a better OP. Copy and pasted review.

Sheeshh.....

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:21:19 PM EDT

[#46]

I thought this was gonna be

a fleshlight thread until the OP used the word "focus".

OP...I felt the same way a long time ago.

Everyone had a "walkman" cassette player, she got me a Panasonic instead.

I was pissed for awhile until I realiazed that the Panasonic was 100x more quality than the walkman and even had a pitch control.

I still have it.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:23:05 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.

Dude Wtf? Don't be posting my shit elsewhere. Thats fucked up. What if my mom is reading that and hires the cyberpolice to back trace it.

Besides it is copyrighted by me and arfcom.

Fuckin creepers.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:25:00 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Cool gift. Wouldn't an IR light help amplify the image?

It has an onboard ir light. I just went outside in my skivies and followed the directions. It doesn't work too badly.

Video inbound when it finishes uploading.

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:26:31 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z11/i_am_2_sane/review.jpg?t=1304050673

Good write up.

You listed "expensive" as a pro?

Posted: 4/28/2011 8:32:29 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z11/i_am_2_sane/review.jpg?t=1304050673

Good write up.

You listed "expensive" as a pro?

The more money she spent, the more she loves me. Duh.

No, I didn't write that Shit! There's an impostor who just copied my Shit and posted it in my name. Pretty shady in my opinion.

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