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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:02:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Please hold my hammer while I nail this 20 something year old waitress.
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:44:19 PM EDT
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[b]happily married[/b] The key to your conscence Temptation is a natural human condition. "Just saying no" is a matter of your moral condition. Are you ready to toss your happy marrage out the window? Besides the hottest babes are not always the greatest lays. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:55:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Besides the hottest babes are not always the greatest lays. ummmmmmmmmmm, yes they are. [devil] |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:11:56 PM EDT
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Where does she work?
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:16:22 PM EDT
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think on how you would feel if your wife cheated on you. In addition if you have children think about what would happen to your relationship with them.
On the flip side that young waitress probably banged several married men before,maybe for the most part were safe sex for them. Be flattered don't act it out. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:25:02 PM EDT
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oh man, I had this waitress at OLD CHICAGO in metro denver.. She was F'n FINE! about 21 and had a perfect, ummm, bottom!
Oh to be 21 again.....(sigh) |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:27:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Be careful what you wish for-you might get it [;)] which is usually just the start of trouble...
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:30:28 PM EDT
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Hell, didn't Klinton say "that isn't sex"? >gg<
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:34:37 PM EDT
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If she's "yours for the taking" dollars to doughnuts she's been taken before. Often.
Nothing special there. Your wife and kids now, there's special. Move along. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:35:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Dammit man, we need pictures! [:D]
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:35:56 PM EDT
[#11]
7IDL-
Oh to be 61 again. 73, marsh |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:37:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Commitment and your word" Does it mean anything. You have to answer that yourself. I'm very unhappily married and will soon be getting a divorce. But until then I will keep it in my pants. Don't listen to these spoilsports, EmeraldJ!! Next time you pass through there, nail that waitress and nail her good!! It's always fun getting some "strange." And every time you pass that way you'll have some nice pussy waiting for you. Besides, when you're travelling your wife is probably doing the same thing at home, so go for it!! You'll thank me later. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:42:00 PM EDT
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My temptation was this little redheaded Irish WAN tech ... had to spend a week with her in Orange county ... I don't think I've yet recovered frm the strain of 'Just Saying No'
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:47:01 PM EDT
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If she is yours for the taking then chances are she has/is everyone elses for the taking also. Unless you want every disease every trucker/biker who has passed her way I suggest you consult someone other than the one eyed bed snake
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:51:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Don't listen to these spoilsports, EmeraldJ!! Next time you pass through there, nail that waitress and nail her good!! It's always fun getting some "strange." And every time you pass that way you'll have some nice pussy waiting for you. Besides, when you're travelling your wife is probably doing the same thing at home, so go for it!! You'll thank me later. [}:D] YOU [0:)] Nothin' like having one on each shoulder |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:52:57 PM EDT
[#16]
Let it go ,im sure that will turn out to be more problems than its worth. on the other hand i was told by a old sgt that if u let one go like that you will always be one behind. its your life its up to you ,i'd have to be one behind in that situtation.
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Posted: 5/17/2002 10:29:25 PM EDT
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You have made a life-long commitment to this woman you are now married to. This commitment is based upon trust. Once that is broken, good luck getting it back. If you truly love your wife, and are truly commited to your relationship, then I think you know what to do.
If not, then I suggest you end your current relationship before you become somebody you despise. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 10:35:46 PM EDT
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When faced with this decision, I always remind myself of the last pecker that was sliding around with the 'easy' girl; and that stops me dead in my tracks. YUK!
Think about the chemical residue from whoever was there last... YUK AGAIN! If you gotta get some "stanky on the hangdown", GO HOME. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 10:45:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: When faced with this decision, I always remind myself of the last pecker that was sliding around with the 'easy' girl; and that stops me dead in my tracks. YUK! Think about the chemical residue from whoever was there last... YUK AGAIN! If you gotta get some "stanky on the hangdown", GO HOME. Must of read my mind |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 10:51:28 PM EDT
[#20]
Hehehehe...a wife is like an umbrella...sooner or later...one takes a cab. Freud.
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Posted: 5/17/2002 11:14:13 PM EDT
[#21]
Your's for the taking or leaving quess that was your call,bet it's not the same now. These things happen very quickly and must be acted on or not just as quickly. Well pleasent dreams.
Bob [;)] |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 5:06:12 AM EDT
[#22]
Drop ten and beat it...
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Posted: 5/18/2002 5:17:59 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: I'm a happily married professional who travels alot and I met this 20 something waitress the other day...black hair, perfect body and she is mine for the taking. I keep trying to stop thinking about her but its difficult. Just needed to get this out before it causes problems. How do you know she is [b][i]yours for the taking[/i][/b]? What city/state does she live in? what type of restaurant? |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 5:46:48 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Quoted: Besides the hottest babes are not always the greatest lays. ummmmmmmmmmm, yes they are. [devil] |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 5:55:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: Unless you want every disease every trucker/biker who has passed her way I resent everything you implied herein...... While stereotypes may be based in fact, morons believe in stereotypes..... |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 6:14:08 AM EDT
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I had a similar opportunity when I was travelling for work, and have never regretted passing on it. No matter who you go to bed with, you always wake up with yourself.
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Posted: 5/18/2002 6:29:50 AM EDT
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Wow, just the fact that you put any thought into it shows that there is something lacking. If you want to go screw up your life divorce the wife first. I'm disapointed that anyone would encourage a married man to do something like this. You sound like a bunch of liberals!
Scott |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 6:33:45 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: Wow, just the fact that you put any thought into it shows that there is something lacking. If you want to go screw up your life divorce the wife first. I'm disapointed that anyone would encourage a married man to do something like this. You sound like a bunch of liberals! Scott I Concur. |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 6:56:39 AM EDT
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Everything has consequences...try not letting the little head tell the big head what to do. Ive got a bro who just left his wife and kids...a nasty divorce is now in progress...the money is flowing out of his life into the lawyers pockets. Some young female decided to flatter him and dig into his wallet lot- real young predators out there these days...he is just about broke making a 100k a year..She of course is not loyal to him...and has been screwing some real greasy lowlifes (but she is so hot).. I envision him broke lonely alone and diseased in a few years down the road...he will have alienated himself from his wife & his children are beginning to despise his weakness...and his disloyalty...and what he has done to their mom..and there will be no going back...
But she wasso hot...poor bastard...she will end up old fat an ugly while his wife though 50 works out eats sensibly and is still a fox...what a moron....but he will find that out...unfortunatly for him..it will be too late. |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 6:58:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Unless you want every disease every trucker/biker who has passed her way I resent everything you implied herein...... While stereotypes may be based in fact, morons believe in stereotypes..... Yeah this one is different.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Posted: 5/18/2002 6:59:15 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Wow, just the fact that you put any thought into it shows that there is something lacking. If you want to go screw up your life divorce the wife first. I'm disapointed that anyone would encourage a married man to do something like this. You sound like a bunch of liberals! Scott dittos While I have also had the op. it was flattering, and embarrassing at the same time. I love my wife and kids, and while many would not consider her a 10, she is a 15 in my life. Grow up and think with your big head instead of your little one. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 8:14:05 AM EDT
[#32]
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I need to spend more time at home. I was out fishing on the pier last night thinking about everything good in my life. I've got alot to be thankful for and my family depends on me to make responsible decisions. I'll not be stopping at that restaurant anymore.
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Posted: 5/28/2002 8:19:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Where is the restaurant?
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Posted: 5/28/2002 8:46:26 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Where is the restaurant? *LOL* You'd make a great friend. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 8:53:17 AM EDT
[#35]
If you're willing to cheat on your wife, then you're ready to divorce her, right? So go ahead - get that divorce so you'll be free & clear to nail the hottie. Besides, if the hottie tosses you off for the next meat hook, the wife'll be there, ready to take you back, right? No problem. It's all good.
Forget the neah-sayers. Go for it. Enjoy. Have a blast. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 8:54:04 AM EDT
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Don't do it man! Just get a good mental picture of her face and take it home with you. That's what copy (CTRL+C) and paste (CTRL+V) are for.
Remember: It's OK to close your eyes during S*x, so use your imagination. If you violate the trust/covenent of your marriage, it will be forever tainted. Keep it sacred. -White Horse |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:13:22 AM EDT
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Ditto on brouhaha and Jarhead_22. Remember, you have to look at yourself in the mirror every day.
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:24:37 AM EDT
[#38]
What chimpansie said But wait I'mm not married ALL YOUR SWEET YOUNG WATRESSES ARE MINE!!!! PS The Girls Call Me BIGFFOOT!
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:31:15 AM EDT
[#39]
What is the name of the restaurant?
What is her name? |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:32:07 AM EDT
[#40]
Love is a conscious decision that you make every single day. It is a commitment and a choice. True love is something you place as a priority before everything else in life - including those endorphine-driven fits of hormonal ego currently being fueled by little miss homewrecker. If you are in a good marriage with a good woman, you have nothing to gain by satisfying your physical urges. Buy a MAXIM and beat off... but don't mistake this little ego trip with the waitress for anything more than the highschoolesque itchy crotch.
Like Chris Rock said, "Is new pussy gonna' make you breakfast?" |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:33:57 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I need to spend more time at home. I was out fishing on the pier last night thinking about everything good in my life. I've got alot to be thankful for and my family depends on me to make responsible decisions. I'll not be stopping at that restaurant anymore. Great Choice!!! I made the other one and am still regretting it 12 years later... |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:51:06 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Don't listen to these spoilsports, EmeraldJ!! Next time you pass through there, nail that waitress and nail her good!! It's always fun getting some "strange." And every time you pass that way you'll have some nice pussy waiting for you. Besides, when you're travelling your wife is probably doing the same thing at home, so go for it!! You'll thank me later. Previously I thought you were just annoying... now I see that you are actually a bona fide [size=4][b]T-O-O-L!!![/b][/size=4] |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 9:55:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: What chimpansie said [b]LOL!!![/b] |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:11:16 AM EDT
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Here's the problem, okay?
Our society has developed one set of expectations, and our natural tendencies as men are quite different. The human race would not exist at all if monogamy were the winning strategy. As we know all too well from watching the inner city minorities and third world countries, promiscuity is by far the more successful strategy, even if it does end up dumbing down the species and leads to the spread of social diseases. I guess human survival really doesn't require a super high IQ and that intelligence is just an accidental quality. Venereal diseases are Darwinian, and way overhyped by the media and government in order to control us. So while I don't advocate married men running around behind their wives backs, you might consider that your desires are NORMAL. You are going to cause yourself mental damage whether you act on them or don't act on them. Maybe you should take a lesson from the Europeans, where infidelity is pretty much par for the course and even expected. It's not your fault--the most desirable men have higher average testosterone levels and are more masculine and thus have the side effect of wanting (and attracting) more women. Find a mistress who will be discreet and not blackmail you six ways from Sunday. Better yet, have an open marriage. Yeah, I know, you'll have a jolly time trying to convince your wife of this... haha. Women have unrealistic expectations, what can I say? Maybe you can assure your wife that you will still be a good provider, in fact, a better provider, if she lets you bang some other chick once in awhile and not have it weigh on your conscience even though you're only doing what comes naturally. You'll use a condom, of course. Good luck. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:37:50 AM EDT
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It is more simple than you might think. Outside comments aside, I always remember one thing:
You are really what you are when you believe nobody else can see. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:45:23 AM EDT
[#46]
Ahh, the woes of eating out...
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:47:20 AM EDT
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Someone said once on this board...."Never pass a female opportunity.." Who's dat? Steyaug and Miss Mag I believe.
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Posted: 5/28/2002 11:03:22 AM EDT
[#48]
HEY.... it's OK to read the menu.
Just DON'T eat anything!! |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 11:04:12 AM EDT
[#49]
just think what she would feel like. I can tell ya it sucks being on the other side in a relationship where someone cheats. it sucks and it leads to really bad things like being accused of assault with a deadly weapon on the other guy [}:D] and all sorts of bad stuff.
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Posted: 5/28/2002 12:57:32 PM EDT
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I feel your pain. I meet at least one 20ish year old babe a month who makes it plain I could come on over and "see" her. Two especially come to mind lately. It sucks to get old and be married, but at least we were buying prebans for 400 bucks in the good old days! Don't hang your meat in the wrong smokehouse.
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