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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:10:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:11:18 AM EDT
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How many movies do you watch each day? Asking because I see a movie thread each day from you.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:11:43 AM EDT
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I didn't get a "harumph" outta that guy!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:11:55 AM EDT
[#3]
A few. Mostly AMC
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:12:38 AM EDT
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Because, unlike some other Robin Hood, I can speak with an English accent
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:13:36 AM EDT
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A few. Mostly AMC Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:13:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:14:33 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: A few. Mostly AMC Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape. Watch late at night sir. Or that's what BR is for
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:18:45 AM EDT
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"Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:31:29 AM EDT
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The Sheriff is a ni...BONG!
The Ol' Crew Chief |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:42:43 AM EDT
[#10]
"Candy-gram for Mongo"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:46:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:48:31 AM EDT
[#12]
May the Schwartz be with you!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:49:14 AM EDT
[#13]
My daughter was born to the movie "Space Balls". It was on the TV in the delivery room
"Do I have any openings that this man might fit?" |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:50:36 AM EDT
[#14]
I knew it- I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, Assholes!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:52:45 AM EDT
[#15]
"THE JIG IS UP!".............."AND GONE!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:56:39 AM EDT
[#16]
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:57:21 AM EDT
[#17]
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How many movies do you watch each day? Asking because I see a movie thread each day from you. I was going to ask how many threads he starts per day... |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:58:05 AM EDT
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I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again SIR!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:58:14 AM EDT
[#19]
That's funny ... she doesn't look Druish.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:02:03 AM EDT
[#20]
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:03:17 AM EDT
[#21]
Man drink like that and he don't eat, he gonna die. When?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:05:56 AM EDT
[#22]
She's gone from suck to blow!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:06:18 AM EDT
[#23]
"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure- are we black?" "We are." "Then we're awake, but we're very confused." |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:06:53 AM EDT
[#24]
"What do you like to do?"
"Play chess ... screw." "Let's play chess!" |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:07:38 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
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A few. Mostly AMC Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape. Watch late at night sir. Or that's what BR is for Watching them on AMC is pointless. AMC censors the shit out of them. "We'll take the <blank> and the <blank>, but we won't take the Irish!" |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:07:50 AM EDT
[#26]
They said you was hung?!
..and they was right! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:11:44 AM EDT
[#27]
You must be Igor...
No, its pronounced Eyegor... Well, they said it was Igor... Well, they were wrong, weren't they? What hump? |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:16:23 AM EDT
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What??? No love for "Young Frankenstein"? No, it's pronounced Frank-en-steen. ETA: Sorta beat on that one. Vould you like to roll in ze hay vith me? ETA x2: One of the least popular of his movies is Dracula: Dead and Loving It. But it's immortalized in my family. My parents own appartment buildings and do all the maintenance themselves. One time, a tennant clogged the hell out of a sink drain by trying to shove who knows what down there. It was so bad that the pipe had to be cut down in the basement and two snakes used - one from above and one from below - in order to get the clog out. My mom was in the basement and my dad was upstairs. She had a bucket under the pipe, but I suppose they misjudged the amount of pressure on a 20-foot column of water (about 10 psi). When the clog broke free, it rushed out with vigor, nailing the handle of the lower snake like a spray plate and drenching my mom and everything around her with putrid drain muck. She screamed and my dad rushes downstairs to make sure she's OK. She's standing there, furious, snake in hand, and covered in nasty brown goop. She's so mad at him she can't even think of how to begin. There's an awkward silence and then my dad goes... *shrug* You have to know where to stand at a snaking. 
The phrase "hilarity ensued" is entirely understating the aftermath. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:20:03 AM EDT
[#29]
It's just the sound of a man and a horse being hung.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:20:31 AM EDT
[#30]
The rest of you will run with Mucus!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:28:35 AM EDT
[#31]
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:34:57 AM EDT
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Quoted: What??? No love for "Young Frankenstein"? IT IS PRONOUNCED FRAN-KEN-STEEEEEEN |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:46:08 AM EDT
[#33]
"I am their Sovereign, The love me.....PULL!
Knight jumps Queen....Pawn Jumps Queen...GANGBANG! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:49:31 AM EDT
[#34]
" What Knockers!"
"Oh, thank you very much." |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:53:45 AM EDT
[#35]
"Why, Your Majesty! You look like the piss boy!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 9:31:59 AM EDT
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"I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 9:35:48 AM EDT
[#37]
Never mind that shit...here comes Mongo!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 10:22:23 AM EDT
[#38]
Can I have some more beans boss?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 10:49:28 AM EDT
[#39]
Frau Blucher!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 10:53:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2011 10:57:06 AM EDT
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What??? No love for "Young Frankenstein"? He vould have an enormous schwanstucker! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:02:13 AM EDT
[#42]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:03:22 AM EDT
[#43]
"Fuck the poor!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:07:40 AM EDT
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What, no love for Men in Tights?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:10:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: What, no love for Men in Tights? 4th response. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:14:58 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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What, no love for Men in Tights? 4th response. A_C knows. He from Jaw-juh.  *slices pants open*
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:15:58 AM EDT
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What??? No love for "Young Frankenstein"? "Nice knockers." "Roll, roll, roll in the hay. Roll, roll." What can I say, I have a crush on Teri Garr. 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:17:48 AM EDT
[#48]
"PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:19:15 AM EDT
[#49]
how about a roll in the hay????
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:19:27 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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What??? No love for "Young Frankenstein"? He vould have an enormous schwanstucker! that goes without saying |
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