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Posted: 3/15/2011 5:47:13 PM EDT
 I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself  It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away
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Posted: 3/15/2011 5:50:57 PM EDT
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It's from the future. You need a better lawyer.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 5:54:53 PM EDT
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That's the land shift from the earthquake you are about to have, AT&T has already corrected for it.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 5:58:01 PM EDT
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How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude?
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:20:13 PM EDT
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I'm sure the wife will be glad hear her safety is worth a botched $9 app.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:21:04 PM EDT
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Well at least you won't have to explain where your guns went.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:21:30 PM EDT
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3G there?
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:21:32 PM EDT
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Its hinting to where you will end up.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:24:38 PM EDT
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Its hinting to where you will end up. Jimmy Hoffa 
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:30:14 PM EDT
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mine says its in the bedroom when its really next to me in the LR
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:34:11 PM EDT
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I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away If you find any guns down there, they're mine. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:43:35 PM EDT
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You have gills? Driving while wearing scuba gear? Sounds dangerous
-rb Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:50:20 PM EDT
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Let me know if you find any of my guns.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 7:36:10 PM EDT
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The Captain went down with his guns, huh?
 That IS tragic.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 7:46:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away You wake up with a horse head in your bed? Been sent any fishes? Sounds like someone is fitting you with concrete boots. Watch your six. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 7:52:45 PM EDT
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While you're down there will you look for Skippy?
He's my goldfish. Momma said he jumped out of the bowl and swam down the kitchen sink drain when I was 5. I'm thinking he is really big by now because I am too. So he should be pretty easy to spot. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:02:23 PM EDT
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Mine said I was in WV the other day. I can see being off within county distance, but that was a little crazy.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:04:15 PM EDT
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How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude? Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water? |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:05:23 PM EDT
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I bet it wouldn't take five minutes on the phone with AT&T support to find someone who honestly accuses you of actually being in the middle of a lake.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:06:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude? Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water? Penguins can swim. Pmc |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:09:12 PM EDT
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How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude? Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water? Penguins can swim. Pmc Now you're just being absurd. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:21:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away Your a damn penguin where else would you be? |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:34:36 AM EDT
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How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude? Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water? If he's the typical overweight Arfcommer, he'd float. 
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