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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:21:57 AM EDT

Skateboard Mogul Tony Hawk Leaves Wife for Best Friend's Wife, Report Says:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/15/skateboard-mogul-tony-hawk-leaves-wife-best-friends-wife/?test=faces

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:24:30 AM EDT

[#1]

If you read the article you'd see that he left his THIRD wife.

Not really all that unexpected or shocking.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:25:53 AM EDT

[#2]

He got an extra 500 bonus points for chaining.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:26:53 AM EDT

[#3]

Who, and why should I care?

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:26:55 AM EDT

[#4]

Never knew he had that many wives.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:27:12 AM EDT

[#5]

He's a skateboard mogul. Not a priest.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:28:12 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
He got an extra 500 bonus points for chaining.

nice.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:28:43 AM EDT

[#7]

Call out thread?!?!

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:29:55 AM EDT

[#8]

ran off with the nanny he was fucking, then dumped the nanny for his publicist then dumped her for his buddy's wife, I guess he's lucky it's the 21 st century, anytime before say the 1960s someone would have put a few 45 slugs in him by now. Course any woman taking up with a whoremeister like that new the score going in

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:30:42 AM EDT

[#9]

Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:30:52 AM EDT

[#10]

Why does anyone care about things like this anymore?

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:32:59 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

He's good at skateboarding.

So people pay him money to put his name on things.

Yes, really.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:38:18 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

He's good at skateboarding.

So people pay him money to put his name on things.

Yes, really.

Wait, let's put this in a perspective more here can understand:

He's the Chris Costa of the skateboarding world.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:38:23 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Why does anyone care about things like this anymore?

Moral superiority.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:42:22 AM EDT

[#14]

Dude, he's like a 40 year old professional fucking skateboarder who makes millions per year from endorsement deals, what about the combination of words "professional skateboarder" and "million dollar endorsement deals" makes you think he ever was a good role model to begin with?

Or do you think it's everyone with a known name's job is to "set a good example"? Is it his job to show your kids how to live morally or your own?

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:43:48 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Wait, let's put this in a perspective more here can understand:
He's the Chris Costa of the skateboarding world.

That would be true if Chris Costa was the "top of his game" from the time he was 14 into his 40s.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:45:29 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why does anyone care about things like this anymore?

Moral superiority.

If he engages in business or competitive sports, the fact that neither his word nor his friendship is worth a tinker's damn is pretty significant. It would be even better if his complete lack of integrity were somehow visible so that the store detectives would know to ignore everybody else and concentrate on him whe he's in a Walmart.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:45:29 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

He's good at skateboarding.

So people pay him money to put his name on things.

Yes, really.

It's no different than anything else. Guns, guitars, skateboards. All the same.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:46:28 AM EDT

[#18]

So Mr. 43-going-on-13 can't hold his marriages together? Hmmm...

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:47:50 AM EDT

[#19]

Fuck TH. Mother fucker's a big 0bummer supporter scooted around
on his skate board in the White House while on a tour to see his
hero.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:50:41 AM EDT

[#20]

Hawk and Goodman had been friends since childhood. Sources said Goodman stood as a groomsman at every one of Hawk's three weddings.

Something tells me his "friend" will not be a groomsman in the next wedding

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:51:20 AM EDT

[#21]

HOSOI always out styled Hawk anyway!

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:56:27 AM EDT

[#22]

I used to skate and snowboard with Cardiel, Roach and Sluggo. Hell, I used to get free gear from Animal Chin.

Wait, what was this about?

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:58:51 AM EDT

[#23]

You have to be s pretty big douchebag to put the moves on s friend's wife.

On the hand, his friend had to have really bad taste in women to pick one who'd run off with a friend

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Posted: 3/15/2011 9:00:57 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I used to skate and snowboard with Cardiel, Roach and Sluggo. Hell, I used to get free gear from Animal Chin.

Wait, what was this about?

Is your name on a Skateboard line?

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:02:58 AM EDT

[#25]

Turn in your frock, Mr. Mogul, you're not a very good example.

You should aspire to be a better husband, like Newt Gingrich.

Oh wait.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:03:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Who actually believes:

A. Tony Hawk acts as a moral example to anyone who gives a shit about having morals?

B. That's bad enough of example of current "celebrity" immorality that it warrants attention?

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:04:36 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
ran off with the nanny he was fucking, then dumped the nanny for his publicist then dumped her for his buddy's wife, I guess he's lucky it's the 21 st century, anytime before say the 1960s someone would have put a few 45 slugs in him by now. Course any woman taking up with a whoremeister like that new the score going in

That would be a great SN.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:04:47 AM EDT

[#28]

If you're looking for evidence of general cultural collapse, this would not be a good candidate!

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:05:23 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
You have to be s pretty big douchebag to put the moves on s friend's wife.

On the hand, his friend had to have really bad taste in women to pick one who'd run off with a friend

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true dat

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:06:21 AM EDT

[#30]

Who really gives a shit ?

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:06:34 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I used to skate and snowboard with Cardiel, Roach and Sluggo. Hell, I used to get free gear from Animal Chin.

Wait, what was this about?

Search for Animal Chin is the reason I started skating...you remember, back when the nose and the tail of a board looked dramatically different from each other?

Yeah, I'm that old.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:06:52 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
You have to be s pretty big douchebag to put the moves on s friend's wife.

On the hand, his friend had to have really bad taste in women to pick one who'd run off with a friend

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This. I've had the moves put on me by my best friend's wife. I was attracted to her, but I ran the other way. I'm funny like that...

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:09:55 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I used to skate and snowboard with Cardiel, Roach and Sluggo. Hell, I used to get free gear from Animal Chin.

Wait, what was this about?

Search for Animal Chin is the reason I started skating...you remember, back when the nose and the tail of a board looked dramatically different from each other?

Yeah, I'm that old.

Shit I did my first heel flip on a Powell deck. Fucker must have weighed 30 pounds.

Imagine my excitement when the new bi-directional decks started appearing.

It was like heaven opened up.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:10:52 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I used to skate and snowboard with Cardiel, Roach and Sluggo. Hell, I used to get free gear from Animal Chin.

Wait, what was this about?

Is your name on a Skateboard line?

If it was, I sure as fuck wouldn't be doing IT for a living. I would be marrying my best friends wife.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:11:22 AM EDT

[#35]

She has eyes like a hammerhead shark.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:14:28 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

If he engages in business or competitive sports, the fact that neither his word nor his friendship is worth a tinker's damn is pretty significant. It would be even better if his complete lack of integrity were somehow visible so that the store detectives would know to ignore everybody else and concentrate on him whe he's in a Walmart.

this

If a man will do this to the woman he is married to, he will screw you over in a heartbeat.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:16:18 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

Ever seen Jackass? IIRC they sneak up behind him and buzz out a section of his hair with clippers.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:17:35 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Why does anyone care about things like this anymore?

Moral superiority.

If he engages in business or competitive sports, the fact that neither his word nor his friendship is worth a tinker's damn is pretty significant. It would be even better if his complete lack of integrity were somehow visible so that the store detectives would know to ignore everybody else and concentrate on him whe he's in a Walmart.

I will certainly concede that but that's not what this thread is about.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:18:34 AM EDT

[#39]

classy

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:24:50 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

A guy who is really good at skateboarding and quite rich because of it.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:26:44 AM EDT

[#41]

if the wife he left is any indication the furture wife myst be fucking ugly

he has very poor taste apparently

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:28:50 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
ran off with the nanny he was fucking, then dumped the nanny for his publicist then dumped her for his buddy's wife, I guess he's lucky it's the 21 st century, anytime before say the 1960s someone would have put a few 45 slugs in him by now. Course any woman taking up with a whoremeister like that new the score going in

Tiki Barber, anyone?

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:31:47 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Never heard of him and what the hell is a skateboard mogul?

He's the Wayne Gretzki of skateboarding.
The Mario Lemieux of skateboarding is Rodney Mullen.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:33:41 AM EDT

[#44]

So Tony Hawk, a celebrity is fucked up? Shocking!

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:38:36 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
ran off with the nanny he was fucking, then dumped the nanny for his publicist then dumped her for his buddy's wife, I guess he's lucky it's the 21 st century, anytime before say the 1960s someone would have put a few 45 slugs in him by now. Course any woman taking up with a whoremeister like that new the score going in

this.