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Posted: 3/14/2011 4:40:27 PM EDT
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell.  That is all.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:43:05 PM EDT
[#1]
1st in and I agree
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:44:04 PM EDT
[#2]
They're not Glocks.  
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:44:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Boat anchors.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:45:54 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


They're not Glocks.  

I've got a Hybrid.


It's a Clockt 1917 in .50GI made from Translucent Porcelain. It costs more than Bill Gates makes taking a shit.







 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:45:55 PM EDT
[#5]
America's Samurai Sword.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:46:31 PM EDT
[#6]
Unless they get dirty.



Then they wont do a damn thing.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:48:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.


I have never thought of it that way but it is a good point
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:51:07 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.


This is why god made the palm of the hand more fatty below the thumb. 1 reason only, to punch a 1911 back into battery when fouled up from killing commies. No other reason.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:51:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:53:19 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell.  That is all.

And if you shoot them in the thumb, they're still spinning when they get there!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:57:26 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Unless they get dirty.



Then they wont do a damn thing.




This is why god made the palm of the hand more fatty below the thumb. 1 reason only, to punch a 1911 back into battery when fouled up from killing commies. No other reason.
LOL. Then god made the M&P 9 which got rid of that scenario completely.





 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:58:55 PM EDT
[#12]
That is, if they don't jam first.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:01:19 PM EDT
[#13]



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That is, if they don't jam first.


As is the case with all guns, the good ones don't.  



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:01:56 PM EDT
[#14]
In Hell before they hit the ground

 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:04:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:
They're not Glocks.  
I've got a Hybrid.

It's a Clockt 1917 in .50GI made from Translucent Porcelain. It costs more than Bill Gates makes taking a shit.



 


lol

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:07:53 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell.  That is all.


And if you shoot them in the thumb, they're still spinning when they get there!







 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:11:02 PM EDT
[#17]
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:20:58 PM EDT
[#18]
"I once saw a man shot at point blank range 37 times in the head and 14 times in the chest with a 9mm and he was still able to finish the Ironman competition (he only placed 4th, though) and then wrestle a grizzly bear into submission.

On the other hand, I once saw a man shot from 75 yards with a .45ACP. The round grazed his left pinky which blew his right arm and leg completely off his body and caused his brain to explode. Then his goldfish died."

quoted from somewhere else - I'm not a plagiarist

Brian

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:24:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:24:43 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:30:03 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.


I like that.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:30:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.


Bull. I have 5 1911's. Only one has had to be tuned up.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:32:01 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.


I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.



If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.


Pfft....tell it to my Remington Rand.  65 years old and STILL rockin' the hoose!!!!



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:32:22 PM EDT
[#24]














 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:32:36 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.


I have never thought of it that way but it is a good point


Neither have I but it's an accurate description.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:33:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:34:40 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.





   

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:35:37 PM EDT
[#28]


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:37:07 PM EDT
[#29]
IBCGFB (in before  crybaby glock fan boys)

Whooops...too late.

Pull out your tampon and learn to shoot a REAL MANS' gun.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:39:34 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:


Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.


This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you can tell that this poster has no experience with a 1911.



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:39:44 PM EDT
[#31]
Wow.. 1911's must shoot a different .45 acp than I'm accustomed too? I wonder if my Glock 21 will send guys to hell?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:40:09 PM EDT
[#32]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.


I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.



If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an professional amateurgunsmith and even then they will fail.


FIFY

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:41:07 PM EDT
[#33]





Quoted:



IBCGFB (in before  crybaby glock fan boys)





Whooops...too late.





Pull out your tampon and learn to shoot a REAL MANS' gun.



Any turd can go buy a Glawk, and most do. The few that move on to develop better taste eventually get into 1911s.





It's like appreciating art. Lots of people don't understand and are outright hostile towards it until they take the initiative to learn about it. Until that happens, there is just no helping them.





 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:41:34 PM EDT
[#34]
There's a petite young woman from Los Angeles walking around today with four .45 caliber holes in her chest, fired from a USGI M1911, that would disagree.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:42:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Oh. Ok.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:43:28 PM EDT
[#36]
Im not the smartest guy in the world but there has to be a reason this design has been coppied sooo much. That said, Glock quality control is outstanding. Personally i wouldn't want to be shot with either one...
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:44:19 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

Quoted:
IBCGFB (in before  crybaby glock fan boys)

Whooops...too late.

Pull out your tampon and learn to shoot a REAL MANS' gun.

Any turd can go buy a Glawk, and most do. The few that move on to develop better taste eventually get into 1911s.

It's like appreciating art. Lots of people don't understand and are outright hostile towards it until they take the initiative to learn about it. Until that happens, there is just no helping them.
 


I was into 1911s years before I went to Glock side.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:45:24 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


America's Samurai Sword.






 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:45:24 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.


It fits. I like it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:45:53 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell.  That is all.


The best thing is they can be replaced with a Sig P220
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:47:52 PM EDT
[#41]
The great thing about 1911s?


That there are 19 of them??










Oops, wrong joke.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:48:01 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.




awesome!!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:48:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.


It fits. I like it.


Yep, archaic and proudly displayed in pictures by geeks on the internet.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:49:58 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
America's Samurai Sword.


I'm a Glock0holic, but that is the greatest fucking statement in the history of arfcom.



Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:50:25 PM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.


I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.



If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.


My 1911 works without a hitch. How about them Gen 4 Glocks?



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:51:21 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Wow.. 1911's must shoot a different .45 acp than I'm accustomed too? I wonder if my Glock 21 will send guys to hell?


No.

In the realm of dispatched souls; only one with a soul can designate the destination of another.
––Book of the prophet John Moses Browning; chapter  87 verse 21
—––––––––––––––––––-

Taken for sig line.
I'm gonna take a couple of those and run with it for a while.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:52:07 PM EDT
[#47]
Since I took the time to learn how to properly clean and maintain my 1911's, I haven't had one damn issue with their functionality.  No "custom" jobs in my cabinet.

Why is it I've only seen pictures of KB's on Glocks or other plastic stuff.  While such pictures may exist for 1911's, I've never seen them.  I'll be waiting................
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:52:30 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.

My 1911 works without a hitch. How about them Gen 4 Glocks?
 


How about the Gen 3? Never had a problem with mine.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:53:04 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell.  That is all.




The best thing is they can be replaced with a Sig P220


Or get both, or several of each like I did.  



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:55:55 PM EDT
[#50]
I have had over 20 1911s in my life.   I have never had a malfunction of any kind. all of them  have been colts but one

any decent  1911 will work.  guys that claim other wise used to have  llamas, had some moron fucking with a good one. or just have no experience with them and just talks shit.

and any machine should be oiled regardless of  if its plastic or steel.  there is no reason not to oil any weapon

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