So I'm trying to eke out a menial existence as a security guard...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So I'm trying to eke out a menial existence as a security guard...

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:42:06 PM EDT

...at the local mall when my boss calls, tells me to put down the pron, and go check out a suspicious vehicle in the corner of the lot. So I grab a golf cart & head all the way out to the far end of the property to find the car.

I set up and watch for a few minutes as the suspects just keep driving around in circles as if they own the fucking property. They were obviously lost so I rolled up on them & asked if they were OK.

The dude immediately got pissed & started babbling about permits and freedom from "the man".

He got so irate I had to grab my radio & call my jerkoff of a boss to come deal with him.

Since I was already tooling around in the only golf cart we own my boss had to get his fat ass on the spare vehicle (a Segway) to come out and deal with the guy.

All ended well, I went back to reading my pron and the perps decided it was in their best interest to unass the AO before shit got real.

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:43:06 PM EDT

[#1]

IBTL

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:45:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Private property, how does it work?

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:46:30 PM EDT

[#3]

Go! Mall Ninja, Go!

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:48:52 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
IBTL

This

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:56:35 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:

IBTL

This

Just passing through...

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:57:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Read your Conduct Code, OP. Red button to the right underneath the site sponsor buttons...

In Before System Message Says Something Hilarious....

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:58:07 PM EDT

[#7]

ban

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:58:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Private property, how does it work?

Depends if you're teaching your 15 1/2 year old daughter how to parallel park or not.

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:58:59 PM EDT

[#9]

IBTL

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:00:12 PM EDT

[#10]

JBMC

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:00:37 PM EDT

[#11]

Don't worry, the guy is just mad because he is emasculated in his career (nurse) and his wife wear the pants in his house, so he has to act out in front of his daughter when his wife isn't around to try and prove himself as a man.

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:03:31 PM EDT

[#12]

$24 well spent...

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:04:18 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm seriously confused, I don't see a COC violation. Am I missing subtext?

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:04:46 PM EDT

[#14]

Wasn't there a movie of this?

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:05:53 PM EDT

[#15]

What the hell, in

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:06:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I'm seriously confused, I don't see a COC violation. Am I missing subtext?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1161588

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:06:28 PM EDT

[#17]

in on 1 and IBTL.

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:07:46 PM EDT

[#18]

Not locked yet??

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:09:58 PM EDT

[#19]

Oh what the hell Mel, i'm IBTL too.

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:09:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm seriously confused, I don't see a COC violation. Am I missing subtext?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1161588

That guy is in the Navy in CA.

My guy is all the way in NY (& I think he was in the Coast Guard).

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:13:23 PM EDT

[#21]

ROFLcopter!

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:18:50 PM EDT

[#22]

Locked for what ? Eta nvm

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:20:12 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
ROFLcopter!

Posted: 3/13/2011 8:33:19 PM EDT

[#24]

Something hilarious

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