I worked with a guy who would call in sick almost every Monday during football season.



He was a great worker, really good in his position so they let his absences slide for a long time. He otherwise would show up to work every day except during football season.



After while, Management finally decided to sit him down and ask him WTF the deal was during football season.
"We can't overlook that you call in sick almost every Monday during football season, are you drinking on Sunday to the point where you can't make it in on Monday?"



He replied "no."



Management then asked, "Can you explain why you miss Mondays during football season?"



He explained it this way



"My Brother-in-law is a drunk and he drinks a lot during the games, he usually ends up beating my sister after he drinks. I went over one Monday to console her and one thing led to another and I ended up fucking her."



"It's like that for most of the season except for the bye weeks, he drink, beats her and I go over and fuck her on Monday."



Management was stunned and asked how he could fuck his own sister.



"Hey, I said I was sick."
Bad dum tish!



Try the veal, I'll be here all week.