I happen to be one of those unfortunate coaches that gets TP'ed every year. The first time, I really didn't mind it. The second and 3rd, 4th, my wife got pretty pissed off, because they woke us up-she was on call and had to get up in the middle of the night. My wife had had enough--and so had I.
This year, the kids on the team had a deal for me. They offered that if I hosted the BBQ for the team, they would not TP my house. I thought that was a decent deal, and agreed. Well, the B#tCh$ that are seniors decided to go back on their word. I woke up even before they got started and told them to go home. They all took off running. Except, the little a$$holes just sat down at the end of the block in their cars waiting for me to go back to bed. My wife and I had had enough, we called the parents and the police. The girls kept driving by my house waiting for us to go to bed, until the police pulled them over. I really wanted to blow through a loaded stripper clip in my 03 A3 at them, but my wife and common sense said no.
What really pissed me off was the breaking of the agreement we had. Not going home after I caught them, and the parents telling us they knew what their daughters were doing and thought it was ok and funny. Graduation is Sunday! Yippie!