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Posted: 5/8/2002 8:20:27 AM EDT

I left Olympia on I-5 heading toward Seattle, when I decided to stop at a rest stop.
The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway rest stops, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:

"Not bad."

And the stranger said:

"And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really
beginning to think this was too weird! So I said:

"Well, just like you I am driving north?"

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say:

"Look, I'll call you right back, there is some
idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you.

Bye!"

Posted: 5/8/2002 8:26:15 AM EDT

[#1]

Damn! That was funny!

LMAO!!

Posted: 5/8/2002 8:46:58 AM EDT

[#2]

That's incredibly funny, 1GUNRUNNER!!

...but the hot coffee coming through my nose hurt quite a bit. [shock]

Posted: 5/8/2002 8:49:31 AM EDT

[#3]

Thats funny - you made my day

Posted: 5/8/2002 8:51:22 AM EDT

[#4]

Soooooo . . . what did you say after that? Did you just flush yourself, out of embarrassment? Even my wife cracked up over that. Hilarious!! [:D]

Posted: 5/8/2002 9:02:52 AM EDT

[#5]

Hey number one Gun Runner,

That's FUNNY!!

Got a good laugh from the guys at the station house! There a tough crowd too.

Posted: 5/8/2002 10:36:23 AM EDT

[#6]

I think what makes it funniest is that the punchline is so believable.I mean, where DON'T people use cell phones these days? [D:]

Posted: 5/8/2002 10:48:25 AM EDT

[#7]

Two funny threads in a row! I'm drying tears guys! Funny as hell!

Posted: 5/8/2002 3:37:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway rest stops,

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Thyure, thailor! We believe you!

"And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really
beginning to think this was too weird! So I said:

"Well, just like you I am driving north?"

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Clearly, you were lying, since you were either taking a leak or a dump.

I betcha whoever he was calling was really appreciative of being talked to while he was easing a monster dump out his ass. [puke]

Posted: 5/8/2002 4:05:39 PM EDT

[#9]

"who does number 2 work for"

You a funny guy.

Posted: 5/8/2002 4:08:53 PM EDT

[#10]

You [b]sick little monkey[/b]!

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Posted: 5/8/2002 4:09:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

I betcha whoever he was calling was really appreciative of being talked to while he was easing a monster dump out his ass. [puke]

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Sweet Lord, am I glad that I don't eat while I'm on the computer...
(besides, Janet Reno was just on TV too....ughh)

Posted: 5/8/2002 4:10:24 PM EDT

[#12]

LMAO [:D]
Thanks!

Posted: 5/8/2002 4:13:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Thats a good one. HAHAHA [:D]

Posted: 5/8/2002 4:37:09 PM EDT

[#14]

That was you, man?

I got that email forwarded to me last week, and LMAO. Never dreamed it was one of our own. Great story- I am still recovering from 1GUNRUNNER's post.

Posted: 5/8/2002 8:03:02 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
That was you, man?

I got that email forwarded to me last week, and LMAO. Never dreamed it was one of our own. Great story- I am still recovering from 1GUNRUNNER's post.

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No it was some canadian's I had to Americanize it.

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