ROTFLMAOTIPMP!!
HOLY SH!T that is TOO FUNNY!!
"This time, it's about 11:00pm and he decides his carport is not complete. It's missing
something – something other than a car. JD8 is putting together a pool table. It's positioned directly in the center of his carport - where else do you put a pool table, right?
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"It turns out that it was winter time and the grass was dried-up(dormant) – JD8 threw a lit cigarette out his back door and you can imagine the rest."
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Again, like many of JD8’s antics, this one has to do with his never-ending love for home-improvement. The premise is simple, the flower bed by the mailbox is missing something.... hmmmmmmmm, a fish tank of course! No fish, just some green water."
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"It turns out that JD8 had left a Hibachi grill on top of his wooden picnic table.
Unfortunately, the picnic table was sitting on top of his wooden deck. To make a long story short, the table and a big part of the deck went up in flames."
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[:D]