Sorry for the scan, thought this had potential:

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"I did have sexual relations with this woman"

The Bone Injector meets the Bone Inspector?

I'd just call this pic "scary".

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Bill Klinton just can't seem to get over Monica.

You know, with that hair, Michael looks a bit like Monica, don't you think?

Latest acquisition by San Diego zoo: a mating pair of liberalus assholus.

GWB: Laura! Bring me my hunting rifle, ive got a pair of demoncrats to hunt!

[b]Billie Jean Klinton - Michael Jackson

He was more like a beauty queen from the political scene.
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the White House
He said I am the one will dance on the floor in the Oval Office.

He told me her name was Billie Jean Klinton, as he caused a scene, a politition's dream.
Then every Democratic head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the White House

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young intern's hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love, because as long as the loving is oral its not really loving at all.
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth dont go out soliciting intern's hearts.

Billie Jean Klinton is not my lover
he's just a Democratic scoundral who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Like the whore...
Who they call;
All Gore.

(hee, hee, hee)

For forty days and forty nights
The law was not on Monicas side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans,
I'm so glad I got my Billie back.
'Cause we danced on the floor in the White House.
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice before you light that cigar
(Do think twice)

..............[/b]

Bill and Hillary, 15th anniversary, Washington, D.C.

Yes, I'm palming you a cigar, just smile and nod baby.

(somehow this reminds me of the Kinks..."L.O.L.A... Lola!")

WASHINGTON LEGALIZES GAY MARRIAGE

"Oops!  Sorry, Michael!  Look at the spot I got on your jacket!  I should have warned you that I was about to ...I know some good cleaners that can get that right out!  Wait, never mind!  They didn't do such a good job last time!"

OR

"I would like to introduce my new intern to everyone..."

"Mr. President, the $100 payoff is in your left hand................"

Hey babe, do you like pizza?

What do Michael Jackson and WalMart have in common???


ANSWER: They both have little boy's underwear half off




Why was Clinton so slow to act in the Elian Gonzalez case???

ANSWER: Because last time he decided where to put a Cuban, he got impeaced

Just something to spice up the evening