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I have had people try to cold sell me into MLMs just standing at barnes and noble looking through the magazines
One of my worst (recently) was an old friend from HS.
I appreciated the phone call. I am old now and remember our good times with fondness, so I thought it was a cool call.
Then he gets soapy... And tells me how much he admired me back then. Well, I was an idiot back then, but, hey, I can take a compliment...
Then he tells me that he appreciated my work ethic back then. Yeah, I always worked and saved... But that is when a little bell started ringing in the back of my head...
I said, "Hey, I appreciate all the compliments, but are you trying to sell me something..."
Hoping that we could get back on track of talking about sports, and stupid stuff we did, and how all the real dicks turned out to be grown-up douchebags...
Well, he says... The reason he called was that he has a job "opportunity" for me...
Well... Having grown up in Utah, I know the code-word difference between "offer" and "opportunity"
Sadly, I have many, many more stories just like that one...
Stay away. Stay far away. If you need vitamins... Go get good ones from the vitamin store, or the exact same thing for cheaper from Wal-Mart. If you need legal advice make buddies with a lawyer. If you need a "super food" (that was a line from someone trying to sell me a snakeoil drink) plant a garden. I said to the bum that any tomato or raspberry fresh from my garden could kick his gay imported berries ass.