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Posted: 1/29/2011 8:04:21 PM EDT

No joke.

When I walked in from the garage and felt this magnetic/gravitational attraction pulling me back in that direction

I fought it off in a matfter of 3 or 4 seconds, i rolled out of it. And now i have made it upstairs and I am in bed with my wife.

She is closest to the door. Should I tell hel?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:05:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Get out
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:05:26 PM EDT
[#2]
They're here.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:05:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Dibs on guns.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:06:32 PM EDT
[#4]
HIDE THE DOG!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:06:38 PM EDT
[#5]
How long has it been since you took your truck out of the garage for a drive?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:07:26 PM EDT
[#6]
I get pulled to the side sometimes too. Then the room starts spinning. It must be ghosts because its definitely not the whiskey.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:09:02 PM EDT
[#7]
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:09:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:10:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month? (obscure Calvin and Hobbes reference).
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:10:42 PM EDT
[#10]
Pics of wife?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:17:01 PM EDT
[#11]
You have a sinus infection coming on.  It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.





Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:22:58 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

No joke.

When I walked in from the garage and felt this magnetic/gravitational attraction pulling me back in that direction

I fought it off in a matfter of 3 or 4 seconds, i rolled out of it. And now i have made it upstairs and I am in bed with my wife.

She is closest to the door. Should I tell hel?


I had that happen to me once when I pass a topless bar; there were a couple of gals out front in bikinis  waving signs and I passed by...
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:24:03 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Pics of wife?


He is right you know....

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:25:34 PM EDT
[#14]
No blading?  I call shenangans.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:40:58 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
You have a sinus infection coming on.  It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.




This, not fun either if everything starts spinning and doesnt stop.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:42:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Did you smoke Salvia before this?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:43:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


So your sister's a big girl, is she?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:44:50 PM EDT
[#18]
Your equilibrium could of been out of whack.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:49:35 PM EDT
[#19]
This happens to me often around the weekends
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:50:44 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:

My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.




So your sister's a big girl, is she?


haha



 
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:52:28 PM EDT
[#21]
i was busy at work rushing through my tasks and I was interupted by a kind old lady..I didn't really think too much before i looked up and it was an eerie resemblance to my grandmother.. who's been dead for 11 years. Same type of mannerisms, hairstyle, amble to her walk..
nay sayers will say, "oh its a coincidence. all old people walk like that,dress like that.."
but i'm not so sure.
I just thought it was kind of strange. I had to thank the Big Guy for keeping the loving memory of my relatives, in my subconscious.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:53:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
You have a sinus infection coming on.  It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.




I'll go with this explanation too.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:58:08 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


Pics of wife?


Dude you are consistent with the pic requests...and I for one appreciate that.







 
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:07:18 PM EDT
[#24]

Is turbonium magnetic?


Quoted:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


That one's easy.  Google "succubus".


Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:55:57 PM EDT
[#25]




Quoted:



My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.







Was that BIL 1, or BIL 2???

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:55:59 PM EDT
[#26]
I have had vertigo before and this was not like that.

I had to lean forward against the force. My head wasn't spinning, I just
Was having a hard time going forward. I don't believe in this stuff.

It pulled me back against the door. Or it felt that way.

I'm never going out there again. Except to get my guns.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:58:19 PM EDT
[#27]


ND!  







Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:59:06 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
No blading?  I call shenangans.


You spelled shenanigans wrong...
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:01:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Played around with a Ouija board lately?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:03:03 PM EDT
[#30]


That happens to me alot once in a while.



Then again, I have an unobtainium inbalance on both sides.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:04:07 PM EDT
[#31]
Will this story get you pie?  If so, then wake her.  If not, just expound upon it for our entertainment.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:09:53 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:

Is turbonium magnetic?


Quoted:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


That one's easy.  Google "succubus".




Succubus = Sleep paralysis...

Been there, done that.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:12:44 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
I have had vertigo before and this was not like that.


It's not always "vertigo-like".

Walking forward is very much related to balance.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:22:40 PM EDT
[#34]
It takes its orders from the talking walnut, and you are about to be severely beaten.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:14:17 PM EDT
[#35]
I'd be popping pmags.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:17:03 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


It takes its orders from the talking walnut, and you are about to be severely beaten.


You're not gonna shit right for a week!



 
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:23:27 PM EDT
[#37]
Whatever wierdness you are harboring is going to wait until you are asleep, and give you a colonic inspection.
Do yourself a favor, pump half a pint of KY in your ass before you fall a sleep, you will be glad you  followed my advice in the morning.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:27:00 PM EDT
[#38]
I have the same experience when driving. It's all I can do to stay out of the ditch and keep the shiny side up.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:28:13 PM EDT
[#39]
Sounds like an inner ear thing, OP.  Have any balance trouble lately?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:22:16 AM EDT
[#40]
My neighbor had this happen in June, he described it exactly as you have.  There's no way he would lie to me about something like that.
I'd ask him about it but he died just a couple days later, nobody is sure how it happened.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:23:51 AM EDT
[#41]


Turn the car's engine off before closing the garage door from now on.


Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:09:21 AM EDT
[#42]
after you die i will bed your woman

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:09:40 AM EDT
[#43]
The aliens were sucking you up to the ship. Check for anal probe, or it could be the new SF branch of the Army pulling you in for an anal probe
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:15:39 AM EDT
[#44]
In just in case OP disappears.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:18:50 AM EDT
[#45]
I get that SAME feeling every time I pass my local gun store......
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:21:28 AM EDT
[#46]
LSD is a hell of a drug........
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:24:15 AM EDT
[#47]
Change your meds dosage.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:30:23 AM EDT
[#48]
Let your mother in law out of the garage.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:31:44 AM EDT
[#49]
Hel already knows!
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:32:13 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
You have a sinus infection coming on.  It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.




Bullshit...I call brain tumor.

dibs on everything.
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