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Posted: 1/28/2011 11:28:03 PM EDT

This old Texan tells his story about giving 5 sticks of dynamite to a fuggin' dumbass, that is going to fix his septic tank...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzabmVIU6EQ&feature=player_embedded#
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 11:42:30 PM EDT
[#1]

too good
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 12:06:59 AM EDT
[#2]
Holy SHIT
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 12:15:13 AM EDT
[#3]


Wonder if anyone else has any funny dynamite stories?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 12:23:11 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:


Wonder if anyone else has any funny dynamite stories?


I imagine probably more shit stories....
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 12:44:19 AM EDT
[#5]






That's some funny shit!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 1:18:49 AM EDT
[#6]
Young kids and dynamite. What could go wrong?

Why are the old dudes wearing their hats at the table?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 4:48:06 AM EDT
[#7]
"he heard that shit"
too funny!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 4:48:55 AM EDT
[#8]
funny as hell. added to fav's.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:16:16 PM EDT
[#9]

Reloaded for the Sunday night crew
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:29:29 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:29:52 PM EDT
[#11]
LMAO! A true classic!


If this is a poop thread, I hope it isn't locked.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:31:43 PM EDT
[#12]
awesome.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:46:36 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm dying here.!  that was awesome.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:46:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 8:00:12 PM EDT
[#15]
I needed a good laugh! Thanks for the story
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 8:07:42 PM EDT
[#16]
Finally, an actual cool story©!

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 8:30:37 PM EDT
[#17]
Great story!
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 8:36:46 PM EDT
[#18]
All the small towns seem to have a few of these old guys. They are treasures.

I worked for one such guy for a while when I got out of high school. He told a story about him and his friends getting drunk and bashing mailboxes with a bat. Still a pretty common practice, by the way.

The funny part was when his friend saw that the were overtaking an old fellow leading a mule down the road. He told the driver to ease over to the shoulder and he would slap the mule on the ass when they went by.

The driver did as he was told and the drunk leaned out the window. He slapped the mule on the ass as planned, but there was a sharp crack heard in the car, and when they looked, the guys arm had broken mid forearm and it was like he had another elbow.

Not all jokes are funny.

The old man I was working for would slam on the brakes without warning and pull a .22 out from behind the seat of the company truck to shoot squirrels from the road.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 8:46:49 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:




too good






 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 8:49:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
All the small towns seem to have a few of these old guys. They are treasures.

I worked for one such guy for a while when I got out of high school. He told a story about him and his friends getting drunk and bashing mailboxes with a bat. Still a pretty common practice, by the way.

The funny part was when his friend saw that the were overtaking an old fellow leading a mule down the road. He told the driver to ease over to the shoulder and he would slap the mule on the ass when they went by.

The driver did as he was told and the drunk leaned out the window. He slapped the mule on the ass as planned, but there was a sharp crack heard in the car, and when they looked, the guys arm had broken mid forearm and it was like he had another elbow.

Not all jokes are funny.

The old man I was working for would slam on the brakes without warning and pull a .22 out from behind the seat of the company truck to shoot squirrels from the road.


I like the old guy.

You git what you got coming, when you are out fuggin' up.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 9:26:07 PM EDT
[#21]
That was lots of fun to watch.  Thanks!
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 8:13:46 AM EDT
[#22]
LOL!
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