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Happened to go to Golden Corral the other day...
...Now I'm not saying these people don't have the right to eat all they can in public, but shouldn't there be a "make the rest of us sick" section, just like with smokers. I mean, people bitch all the time because of second hand smoke right?...
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Yeah , yeah , OK, we realized the jealousy you feel at seeing the advanced practitioners of your newly found hobby (you don't need to make excuses to us -- like 'not that many options'-- you're in the company of friends, here).
Don't worry, though. By watching your mentors there and copying what they do, you too will soon begin to approach their journeyman-level craft in the all-you-can-eat experience.
I can offer you a tip or two, myself.
First of all, don't forget what you're there for. This is consumption junction.
Just as Linda Lovelace learned to suppress her gag reflex, you can learn to get past the revulsion you feel from this overload of sensory stimulation from your neighbors.
Do you think they smell each other? Or judge those guts as anything but a lofty goal to reach?
Remember, keep your eye on the plate. Letting your fellow gourmands distract you will only delay your reaching food-induced Satori.
By blocking out aural, olfactory, and peripheral viusual stimuli, you will soon 'be in the zone' and be only aware of the food that IS.
Just remember to wear shorts no higher than mid-thigh, so that when you cream yourself from reaching what (I'm told) are ecstatic levels of eating pleasure, you won't embarrass yourself.
And you've no doubt already learned to work the line backwards, to get around the establishment's strategy of putting the really good stuff at the far end so that you will fill your plate up with empty bulk like salads, etc.
Once you've got your first deserts, head to the vaious entrees, moving back to the fools' starting spot.
Oh, and while we don't mind letting you commiserate with us, please give us the answer to what we've all been wondering:
[size=6][red] HOW's ROSIE???? [/red][/size=6]