My wife ran into a motel ninja

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My wife ran into a motel ninja

Posted: 4/30/2002 4:54:01 PM EDT

My wife works with local hotels and motels for promotional products. One night she met the night manager for a chain motel, and he told her that he was "Jerry McGuire's bodyguard". Tom and Nicole offered him a move to Australia to guard them, but he declined and ended up working the night shift.

True story.

Now if only he would flip out and cut off my wife's head. I'd be so impressed I'd crap in my pants.

Posted: 4/30/2002 4:58:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Dude, this guy obviously never saw the Bodyguard. If I were offered a move to Australia to protect that fine POA, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Just thinking about getting next to Nicole is enough to make me happy.

Posted: 4/30/2002 5:12:30 PM EDT

[#2]

What is the fasination that some people on this board have for "mall ninjas" ? I don't get the joke. And every post that mentions "mall ninjas" always mentions "crapping" you pants. I don't get it.

Posted: 4/30/2002 5:17:56 PM EDT

[#3]

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What is the fasination that some people on this board have for "mall ninjas" ? I don't get the joke. And every post that mentions "mall ninjas" always mentions "crapping" you pants. I don't get it.

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Dude...you better hope that none of them hear you. They'll probably flip out and kill your whole town! Ninjas are so sweet!

Posted: 4/30/2002 5:21:45 PM EDT

[#4]

PGM do a search for the original mall ninja thread. You may not crap your pants but I'll warn you up front. Don't be drinking thing that you don't want shooting out of your nose when you read it. ¤¤¤¤¤

edited to say that it was posted by Gecko45 and we all had a turn at him.

Posted: 4/30/2002 5:31:07 PM EDT

[#5]

The site to answer all your Mall Ninja questions, is, of course mine-[url]www.MallNinja.com[/url]. Check the archives section for the first two threads already hosted, and anything else you care to-it will answer all your Mall Ninja questions.

I need to write a monologue on how Ninjas seem to be coming back into style for the first time since the '80's...

Juggernaut

Posted: 4/30/2002 5:59:32 PM EDT

[#6]

I miss ole gecko....

Scott

Posted: 4/30/2002 6:10:25 PM EDT

[#7]

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I miss ole gecko....

Scott

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Yeah, well, you're not alone, pal...[:D]

Posted: 4/30/2002 9:38:10 PM EDT

[#8]

I just had to post these here:
[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/motel6ninja.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/motel6ninja2.jpg[/img]

Posted: 4/30/2002 10:13:56 PM EDT

[#9]

OMG!...That is so funny I want to crap my pants!

medcop

Posted: 4/30/2002 10:19:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Jeevis!! That picture was so sweet!! I laughed with my whole body, including my pee-pee!!!

Posted: 4/30/2002 10:37:31 PM EDT

[#11]

She didn't tell me she was married. Sorry...

Posted: 5/1/2002 12:21:00 AM EDT

[#12]

[url]www.realultimatepower.net[/url]

-Troy

Posted: 5/1/2002 2:34:20 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I just had to post these here:
[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/motel6ninja.jpg[/img]

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This pic is just begging for some PhotoShop attention!!

Posted: 5/1/2002 3:32:01 AM EDT

[#14]

Any guy that uses hair gel is a non-heterosexual. You can see the rise in those camo pants as the mall ninja discovers another fresh young butt...

Posted: 5/1/2002 3:33:00 AM EDT

[#15]

Hey, anyone else notice that only *one* of those beds were slept in?

....gay.......

Posted: 5/1/2002 4:02:55 AM EDT

[#16]

Javak states: [b]Now if only he would flip out and cut off my wife's head. I'd be so impressed I'd crap in my pants.[/b]

Personally these types of post are just dumb IMHO, but statements like this really make me think "[b]You are one sick individual[/b]".

1-800-GET-HELP

Mike

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