If I could be a Hollywood Star I'd be?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If I could be a Hollywood Star I'd be?

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:30:51 PM EDT

Here is your chance to daydream. PICK ONE of each:

Male -
female -

(Yeah I know most of you are guys but get in touch with your softer side.) I'd be;

Male - Bruce Willis - cause I'm bald and I thought he was the coolest in Moonlighting - then he went on to marry a hot bitch and do kick ass movies!

Female - Sigourney Weaver - Get to parade around in my underwear, hang out with space Marines, Get to show my penchant for comedy and don't mind touching myself in the shower :P

Have at it - Remember ONE (1) of each!

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:38:50 PM EDT

[#1]

An insult to humanity!

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:40:06 PM EDT

[#2]

LOL! True, very true.

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:42:30 PM EDT

[#3]

I'd be Alec Baldwin. Then, I could leave the country and make all of you guys happy.z

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:42:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Male- Mel Gibson, that way all the chicks would dig me.

Female- Liz Hurly, So I'd be the sexiest woman ever created. You'd never be able to get me out of in front of the mirror.

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:48:09 PM EDT

[#5]

Male: John Travolta (ever seen Kelly Preston (his wife)?[left]Female: Salma hayek, so I could engage in some SERIOUS "self abuse."[/left]

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:50:15 PM EDT

[#6]

This thread is beggin for a lock [;)]

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:53:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Male - Billy Barty

Female - JoBeth Williams

Posted: 4/29/2002 9:58:55 PM EDT

[#8]

Male- Tom Cruise (I wouldn't fuck it up with Nicole Kidman)

Female- Jennifer Connelly (I'd be feeling my big titties all day long)

Posted: 4/29/2002 10:02:55 PM EDT

[#9]

Male: Cruise - I like the Gulfstream IV.
Female: Any really hot Lesbian actress.

Posted: 4/29/2002 10:31:54 PM EDT

[#10]

Male Tom Byron
Female: who cares

Posted: 4/29/2002 11:32:41 PM EDT

[#11]

Randy West

Posted: 4/30/2002 12:27:00 AM EDT

[#12]

Giving a pro-2nd Amendment speech at the Oscars

Oh yeah, turning down all the suck-ass liberals for the movies I produce on the side.

Posted: 4/30/2002 12:41:15 AM EDT

[#13]

Male: Jet Li-owning a weapon is one thing, actually being one would be something else entirely

Female: Gillian Anderson-and say goobye to me for a LONG while! [}:D]

Posted: 4/30/2002 12:41:25 AM EDT

[#14]

male: whoever is going out with Nicole Kidman
female: Nicole Kidman

[:D]

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If I could be a Hollywood Star I'd be?

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