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Posted: 4/28/2002 6:11:46 PM EDT
You know your a troll when...
1. You heard about www.ar15.com from the D.U. 2. You get pissed off when fellow members offer logical arguments contradictory to your claim. 3. You are unable to quote facts to support your claim. 4. You complain about others violating forum conduct code yet you violate the rules in every post. 5. You whine....all the f'ing time!!! 6. Your only available quotes are from Art Bell 7. You don't even own a AR15...........but you have seen pictures. 8. You are between the ages of 20-25 years old. 9. You have over 400 post in the first month you are here. !0. You don't belong to the NRA but are a card carrying member of the ACLU. [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] Sgtar15 |
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I think this "B-O-G" character posts over on AK-47.net as "LAGC". He seems to be a little more mellow over there, but still likes to piss-off folks.
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BOG is LAGC? Holy shit. God LAGC is a NUT. LOL
(LAGC is on AW.N, also) |
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Quoted: BOG is LAGC? Holy shit. God LAGC is a NUT. LOL (LAGC is on AW.N, also) View Quote Now now...I wasn't pointing at anyone in particular[;)]. DonR, No an M16 does count. Everyone knows you are a troll in moderators clothing[;)]. Sgtar15 |
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And then there are guys that have tired of hiding a deep abiding inner belief that the whites should rule the Earth.
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Quoted: And then there are guys that have tired of hiding a deep abiding inner belief that the whites should rule the Earth. View Quote |
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Quoted: You know your a troll when... 9. You have over 400 post in the first month you are here. View Quote up until this point, it was up in the air regarding whom you were thinking of. but after this one, i just knew. he is a complete troll! |
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Quoted: You know your a troll when... 8. You are between the ages of 20-25 years old. View Quote Hey! This has nothing to do with it! I guess in about 9 months, I'll no longer be a troll... |
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Well, I don think I'm a troll, I do like the company here in general, I do feel a need to point out when people are wrong and am greatful to Goatboy for providing a place for people to speak their mind. I am over 35. I don't belong to the ACLU and I don't ever whine.
I don't however own an AR-15 or varient. I start to think about getting one every week or so, but then I hear another horror story of them failing at a critical moment and the expensive mags, and they hate Wolf ammo and so on and so on. I then end up looking at my SAR-1 or 3 that I shoot weekly and havn't cleaned in months and my $9 hi caps that can be beat to death forever and still function flawlessly and my $70/ thousand cheap russian ammo and know it will always go bang at the plate shoot or whatever else I am shooting at and I talk myself out of it. Two rifles, two to 4 MOA, total investment $600 or so, I can live with it and still not consider myself a troll. |
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Quoted: I don't however own an AR-15 or varient. I start to think about getting one every week or so, but then I hear another horror story of them failing at a critical moment and the expensive mags, and they hate Wolf ammo and so on and so on. I then end up looking at my SAR-1 or 3 that I shoot weekly and havn't cleaned in months and my $9 hi caps that can be beat to death forever and still function flawlessly and my $70/ thousand cheap russian ammo and know it will always go bang at the plate shoot or whatever else I am shooting at and I talk myself out of it. Two rifles, two to 4 MOA, total investment $600 or so, I can live with it and still not consider myself a troll. View Quote It took me two years to get my AR, and now I already have two. BTW, I sold my AK's to buy them. Fun gun to shoot, but I prefer my match barrel and match trigger. |
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Quoted: You know your a troll when... 1. You heard about www.ar15.com from the D.U. 2. You get pissed off when fellow members offer logical arguments contradictory to your claim. 3. You are unable to quote facts to support your claim. 4. You complain about others violating forum conduct code yet you violate the rules in every post. 5. You whine....all the f'ing time!!! 6. Your only available quotes are from Art Bell 7. You don't even own a AR15.com..........but you have seen pictures. 8. You are between the ages of 20-25 years old. 9. You have over 400 post in the first month you are here. !0. You don't belong to the NRA but are a card carrying member of the ACLU. [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] Sgtar15 View Quote |
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Quoted: WTF is D.U. ? View Quote |
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Yeah, does M16 count?
(sgtar15, are you by any chance planning to follow me from thread to thread, nipping at my heels with unsupported accusations and off-topic ramblings?) |
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Quoted: 8. You are between the ages of 20-25 years old. View Quote Hey now....don't take it out on us young guys just because you're an old fart! [:)] |
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HEY.......let em` whine....we got plenty o` cheese to go around!..........[:K]..[argue]
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A Day In the Life of a Troll 07:00 Wakes up 07:01 Realizes that he’s just started another day as a miserable, low-life troll 07:02 Goes back to sleep 08:00 Crawls out from under rock 08:15 Scrapes off major accumulations of filth and gets dressed 08:30 Finally figures out how to tie his shoes 09:00 Eats a big bowl of fun n’ fruity Trolli-O’s 09:15 Stares blankly at computer screen 10:00 Posts first pointless message of the day 11:00 Posts seventeen annoying responses to his own message 11:15 Grins feebly at the torrent of flames unleashed by his trolling 12:00 Finds something behind the sofa for lunch 12:30 Logs onto www.stupidtrollbastards.com for some companionship 12:35 Gets banned from www.stupidtrollbastards.com 13:00 Tries to annoy someone else 14:00 Realizes he’s pissed off a lot of people and hides under rock again 15:55 Can't stand own odor any longer; emerges 16:00 Shuffles out to mailbox to check for new restraining orders 16:30 Re-posts the same old crap he posted at 10:00 17:30 Gnaws on a big hunk of government cheese for dinner 18:00 Stares blankly at rebuttals posted to his trolling 19:00 Uses tactics learned in third grade to counter-flame the troll-busters 20:00 Falls asleep 23:00 Awakens in puddle of his own filth 23:15 Posts some more crap 23:30 Crawls back under rock |
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Gotta step in here, for the sake of public edjumacation.
The metaphor "troll" as it refers to internet forums has nothing to do with the mythological bridge-dwelling beastie. Never has. It refers to fishing, as in the [i]verb[/i] [b]to troll[/b]. In this context, to drag an incindiary comment though a forum and see who bites on it. Damn it. Irregardless, loosers will always tow the line, and call people "trolls." I wait with baited breath for this to happen, as it offers a chance to stipulate discussion. Some wine at me for doing this, but I could care less. There is no statue of limitations for stoopidity. |
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Quoted: (sgtar15, are you by any chance planning to follow me from thread to thread, nipping at my heels with unsupported accusations and off-topic ramblings?) View Quote Again, I was pointing at anyone in particular. But if the shoe fits...... Sgtar15 PS Kentstate4, I fixed it...thanks. |
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Quoted: (sgtar15, are you by any chance planning to follow me from thread to thread, nipping at my heels with unsupported accusations and off-topic ramblings?) View Quote Let's see... [b]sgtar15[/b] starts a thread about trolls. [b]BOG[/b] jumps in, says nothing about trolls, and then without provocation, accuses [b]sgtar15[/b] of following [b]BOG[/b] from thread to thread with "off-topic ramblings". [%|] You know your a troll when... 11) You are [b]Blaze-Of-Glory[/b] |
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Quoted: Yeah, does M16 count? View Quote B-O-G, if you own an M-16, and prove it, I will run naked through the BRC and let everyone point and laugh hysterically. [BD] |
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Quoted: Hey Mike, does that go for me too??? [:D] View Quote You can run naked if you want to, but we ain't holding hands while we run. |
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Quoted: And then there are guys that have tired of hiding a deep abiding inner belief that the whites should rule the Earth. View Quote what do you mean SHOULD? [:)] |
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Quoted: Irregardless, loosers will always tow the line, View Quote "Irregardless" is NOT a word. [url]http://www.grammartips.homestead.com/tenerrors.html[/url] [url]http://www.agcom.purdue.edu/AgCom/library/ontarget/archive/ot8_00.html#grammar[/url] |
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Quoted: Quoted: Irregardless, loosers will always tow the line, View Quote "Irregardless" is NOT a word. View Quote Um, Brou, almost every word/phrase in that paragraph was incorrect owing to improper use/grammar/spelling. I think he was trying to make a point [i]a la[/i] Rush Limbaugh--demonstrating absurdity by being absurd. Either that or he just went [b]BERSERK![/b] |
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Quoted: "Irregardless" is NOT a word. View Quote Owwww... but it [i]sounds[/i] so [b]good[/b]! But the rest is ok, right?[:P] |
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Quoted: My hand's not what I was figuring on!!! [:I] View Quote Now I really want to go to the BRC, just to see that show!! Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, does M16 count? View Quote B-O-G, if you own an M-16, and prove it, I will run naked through the BRC and let everyone point and laugh hysterically. [BD] View Quote That is almost worth everyone chiping in and buying BOG a M16. On the second thought, Thebeekeeper was probably going to run naked through the BRC anyway. [:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: "Irregardless" is NOT a word. View Quote Owwww... but it [i]sounds[/i] so [b]good[/b]! But the rest is ok, right?[:P] View Quote Um, no, actually there's no such word as "loosers"- it's "losers", and the phrase is "toe" the line: as in, put your toes on this line. We're not referring to pulling a water skier... Since you asked... [:P] Normally I don't criticize grammar or spelling, only style and substance when I'm in the mood! Or, if someone demonstrates clear ninja tendencies, and may totally flip out and, like, chop someone's head off, then wail on a guitar. Then, all must be alerted so they don't piss him off and possible "lose" their head. [:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "Irregardless" is NOT a word. View Quote Owwww... but it [i]sounds[/i] so [b]good[/b]! But the rest is ok, right?[:P] View Quote Um, no, actually there's no such word as "loosers"- it's "losers", and the phrase is "toe" the line: as in, put your toes on this line. We're not referring to pulling a water skier... Since you asked... [:P] View Quote I see that both sarcasm and absurdity are truly dead. [:(] |
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Quoted: I see that both sarcasm and absurdity are truly dead. [:(] View Quote You vill not smile. You vill not laugh. You vill show no outward signs of frivolity. Ve haf vays of dealing viff your kind. [dracula] |
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Oops! Humor detector sensitivity setting was set way too low!
My bad... Edited to add that while sarcasm and absurdity may be dead, irony lives on! |
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Sounds like the BRC is turning into some kind of hippie love fest. If I see naked men running and frolicking about at the BRC... I'll... I'll... I'll just cry.
Someone hold me. |
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Quoted: Someone hold me. View Quote I'm sure antiUSSA can [i]squeeze[/i] you in! |
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You don't even own a AR15........... View Quote |
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Quoted: What if you USED to own an AR, but finances forced you to sell it? I know selling an AR is border-line criminal, but would that make me a troll? Jeez, I hope not...... View Quote I sold my AR-15's 2 months ago for the money. But I have a ~81% complete receiver, does that count or does it have to be 100%? [:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Irregardless, loosers will always tow the line, View Quote "Irregardless" is NOT a word. View Quote According to Merriam Webster it is a word... and is classified as an Adverb...[:)] Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s Function: adverb Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless Date: circa 1912 nonstandard : REGARDLESS usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. |
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Quoted: You don't even own a AR15........... View Quote View Quote Don't you have any kids? If they are old enough to work, they might fetch a fair price. DO NOT sell AR's, it's not "border-line." [;)] |
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