I'd thought I share my idea with you...
A few days ago, the local 10 O'clock news was trying to pawn off kittens from the Humane Society to its viewers. Sadly they are overrun with homeless kittens. They posted a phone number where you could call. I doubted that people would call.

Coincidently, a friend of mine wants a kitten. She has convinced me to tag along to the Humane Society to help pick one out. Being the Humane Society closes at 5:00pm, a found this inconvenient and rather bothersome.

Seen below is my solution. Patrons can come at any hour of the day at purchase a lovely kitten from my machine. Now since the kittens can now be displayed in high traffic areas, I believe that less kittens are going to be homeless.

This is only the prototype. I was thinking about adding a "super-fun happy slide" for some entertainment value as the kittens falls down to the vending tray. Better yet, I was going to install a dunk tank for the kitten to fall into. That way they come out nice and clean, an added bonus for the money.



-anonymous inventor
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All ya'need now is Kaiser rolls and condiments.

Not much selection there , no calicos , no tabbies , no presians .... and reselling the same kittie is a fraud I think .

A Modest Proposal:

Set up the machine at shooting ranges for varminters.  To be ideal, you need to be able to put the money in HERE, and see the cute little darling way down THERE!

The Humane Society doesn't have to gas the excess critters, no spaying, or neutering, so THEY save.

Varminters would have a chance to test rifles and loads on real moving targets.

And when we run low on cute little kittens, use the by-products of the guy with the prairie-dog vacuum cleaner I read about a year or two back.

and a microwave oven...

Fluffy Lives!

I din't think its legal unless you put expiration dates on the kittens...