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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:10:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Post worthless without pics of steak.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:10:59 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. Not our fault your sammitch maker can't take instructions and screws up your order. 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:13:52 AM EDT
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My muffaletta says your dinner sucks.
This is now a sandwich picture thread. 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:15:41 AM EDT
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pics of missus is needed for judgment
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:17:21 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices)
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:17:32 AM EDT
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Steaks are prepared by men over fire. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:17:43 AM EDT
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sammich is for lunch, she makes steak, ribs, whatever I want for dinner!
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:18:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: pics of missus is needed for judgment Pics of her standing next to the computer screen with the original post. I want proof that she has read what the OP wrote, and that she hasn't eliminated the OP... 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:18:19 AM EDT
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anyone else have epenis envy?
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:18:49 AM EDT
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You know the rules.........pics of wife or BS.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:19:16 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices) Now THAT is calling someone out! 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:20:00 AM EDT
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Post worthless without pics of steak and your wife Fixed it for you
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:22:22 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm steak sammich!
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:26:59 AM EDT
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I was under the impression you were a chick.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:27:18 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. That has got to be the dumbest statement made on ARFCOM today. No way in hell you have a wife..... 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:44:35 AM EDT
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Sure......
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:47:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:47:32 AM EDT
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Quoted: Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices) It's true. I'm not good looking. Or even rich. But I do have big cock. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:48:38 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:49:53 AM EDT
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Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices) It's true. I'm not good looking. Or even rich. But I do have big cock.
OMG FIVER!!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:55:06 AM EDT
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Put that steak in the middle of a fresh roll with some cheese and see how you feel. Steak on the go mother f'er.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:57:58 AM EDT
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Steaks are prepared by men over fire. 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:59:22 AM EDT
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oh snap
One could argue that all a real man wants is pie.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:03:28 AM EDT
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oh snap
One could argue that all a real man wants is pie. well yeah
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:04:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:16:09 AM EDT
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I'm gonna take a wild quess that his wife is out of town.
No one in their right mind would take the chance posting like that if the little woman might see it. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:16:59 AM EDT
[#27]
Cake..... 
PIE is my choice...
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:33:43 AM EDT
[#28]
who the fuck cooks steak in the kitchen 
by the way, if she really cared about you she would have served a vegatable with your meal |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:41:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:45:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. I eat sammiches before the steak. It's like the shirt before the shirt. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:02:12 AM EDT
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Steaks are prepared by men over fire. +1 |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:08:14 AM EDT
[#32]
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. Well well well. Rather have a sandwich and pie, than a steak and none 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:09:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: who the fuck cooks steak in the kitchen Alton Brown? |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:11:47 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. +1 you sir said what everyone else is thinking but afraid to post. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:13:24 AM EDT
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dude my girlfriend can't even make a proper sandwich (at least not that I know of) but I'm certainly not complaining. I do all the cooking and I'm fine with that, so is she (i'm a good cook). She's plenty good at making me happy in ways that don't involve food.. if I want a woman to make me a sandwich in a kitchen I'll go to the deli, if I want a woman to satisfy me in the bedroom, I'll go to my girlfriend.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:16:37 AM EDT
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Quoted: dude my girlfriend can't even make a proper sandwich (at least not that I know of) but I'm certainly not complaining. I do all the cooking and I'm fine with that, so is she (i'm a good cook). She's plenty good at making me happy in ways that don't involve food.. if I want a woman to make me a sandwich in a kitchen I'll go to the deli, if I want a woman to satisfy me in the bedroom, I'll go to my girlfriend. Perfect setup for a strap-on joke right here. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:20:52 AM EDT
[#37]
If a steak is wanted, it should be cooked outside by the "person" who has the balls in the relationship.
Substitute "sammich" for "snack" including pie. We aren't always talking about some fucking meat in between a few slices of bread. Unass your mancard for 2 weeks, you bitch.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:22:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: If a steak is wanted, it should be cooked outside by the "person" who has the balls in the relationship. Substitute "sammich" for "snack" including pie. We aren't always talking about some fucking meat in between a few slices of bread. Unass your mancard for 2 weeks, you bitch. Much better than your normal kumbaya bullshit. I approve. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:24:29 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Quoted: Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. Not our fault your sammitch maker can't take instructions and screws up your order. Greatest post yet! |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:24:58 AM EDT
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Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. I think all the sammich humor on ARFCOM started from a widely publicized quote from Dr Laura Schlesinger’s book, 'The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands'. The quote was something like "Men are only interested in two things: If he’s not horny, make him a sandwich.” It was a point she was making to complaning wives about how easy it is to keep us happy. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:25:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: Would you trust a woman to cook meat on a grill?Why do all you pussies want a sandwich? When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me. You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:29:26 AM EDT
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dude my girlfriend can't even make a proper sandwich (at least not that I know of) but I'm certainly not complaining. I do all the cooking and I'm fine with that, so is she (i'm a good cook). She's plenty good at making me happy in ways that don't involve food.. if I want a woman to make me a sandwich in a kitchen I'll go to the deli, if I want a woman to satisfy me in the bedroom, I'll go to my girlfriend. The sammiches she makes me are fine, maybe she loves me more... |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:33:07 AM EDT
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If a steak is wanted, it should be cooked outside by the "person" who has the balls in the relationship. Substitute "sammich" for "snack" including pie. We aren't always talking about some fucking meat in between a few slices of bread. Unass your mancard for 2 weeks, you bitch. Much better than your normal kumbaya bullshit. I approve. lol |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:35:26 AM EDT
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My wife is a terrible cook. How could toast have bones?
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:37:51 AM EDT
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My wife is a terrible cook. How could toast have bones? 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:39:10 AM EDT
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Hell, I never understood why people would want to drink liquor with a meal...but maybe that's just me.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:40:01 AM EDT
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My wife is a terrible cook. How could toast have bones? She is just supposed to make you the sammich. You don't have to eat it. That is what the dog is for.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:43:01 AM EDT
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Hell, I never understood why people would want to drink liquor with a meal...but maybe that's just me. It's just you. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:44:42 AM EDT
[#49]
Fuck your steak.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:55:27 AM EDT
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Hell, I never understood why people would want to drink liquor with a meal...but maybe that's just me. It's just you. Nope, me too. A beer on the other hand... |
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