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Posted: 10/26/2010 3:07:08 PM EDT
Ice cubes in a good glass of wine!




What about you guys?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:09:00 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:09:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Ice cubes in a good glass of wine!




What about you guys?


Was it really a good glass?

Classy is sitting on your porch with boxed wine on the railing in your nighty, pulling long pulls from some virginia slims.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:09:52 PM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.


OMG those aren't BPA free!!!!




 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:10:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Fags, the only wine worth a damn is served room temperature.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:10:41 PM EDT
[#5]
A suit and non-dress shoes, (chuck taylors, etc etc).
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:10:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.

OMG those aren't BPA free!!!!






 


But it is really green recycling the water inside like that.  Water is a very limited resource these days.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:11:48 PM EDT
[#7]
I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:12:29 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


Fags, the only wine worth a damn is served room temperature.


I like to chill my Night Train,  brings out the bouquet.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:06 PM EDT
[#10]





Quoted:



I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.




How does making it cold water it down?





ETA- Nothing screams "classy" like a pregnant woman smoking.





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.


Really? Didn't know that....
(pulls out the Grey Goose)

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:37 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.


I do the same thing!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:14:42 PM EDT
[#13]
I always keep my Tennessee whiskey in the freezer before im going to drink it.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:18:47 PM EDT
[#14]
T-shirt in a newspaper engagement pic.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:20:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Nothing says classy like a cleavage tattoo of a rose with bling style writing that says "Touch of class" underneath.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:21:46 PM EDT
[#16]
I have another:

A wedding ceremony for Anarcho-Marxists.  Ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:22:38 PM EDT
[#17]
When my in-laws talk about their bodily functions at the dinner table.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:23:04 PM EDT
[#18]
We talking about Ripple right?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:23:50 PM EDT
[#19]
nothing says classy like two dicks in your ass at the same time. It also says talented...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:25:29 PM EDT
[#20]



You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:09 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Fags, the only wine worth a damn is served room temperature.


I like to chill my Night Train,  brings out the bouquet.

 


Night Train? You're the MAN. I know you have a three wolves shirt and a mullet.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:28 PM EDT
[#22]
I got these as a gift, they work really well without watering down the drink or changing the flavour. Plus they give a whole new take for "on the rocks".







http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/ba37/



ETA:  Normally I drink my whiskey at room temps, but some are better cooler.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:29:23 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


A suit and non-dress shoes, (chuck taylors, etc etc).


Chuck Taylors or jump boots go great with a suit



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:31:31 PM EDT
[#25]
I went to a dinner party at my mother's house last year and a couple of her rube friends put sugar in their wine.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:31:44 PM EDT
[#26]
I kind of like the little plastic ice cubes with the lights in them?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:33:22 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:34:03 PM EDT
[#28]
working in a pawn shop saw a customers tramp stamp that read: Wet & Gushy
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:34:26 PM EDT
[#29]





Quoted:
Quoted:


I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.




How does making it cold water it down?
ETA- Nothing screams "classy" like a pregnant woman smoking.


 



Well it causes the alcohol to be less flavorful, probably due to less interaction with your taste buds from colder molecules or some type of neural precedence, cold>>>taste?



DK beat me by seconds...





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:34:36 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:35:05 PM EDT
[#31]
Re the OP:

TapouT/Affliction/EdHardy shirts

Instant douchebag self-identifier.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:36:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Parking a new $40k+ lifted Truck in front of your trailer.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:36:35 PM EDT
[#33]
A Dale Earnhardt memorial in the living room.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:37:24 PM EDT
[#34]
Did you drink the wine at a gay friends house or was jmzd4 present?

 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:38:44 PM EDT
[#35]
Get a plastic kids' cup from Country Kitchen (or any restaurant that sells refillable plastic cups)
Fill halfway with ice
Fill to the halfway point with red wine, type irrelevant
Fill to the brim with lemon/lime soda of choice (Squirt and 50/50 are traditional in my house)
???
Profit

My favorite alcoholic beverage of all time.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:39:04 PM EDT
[#36]
drinking out of mason jars.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:42:23 PM EDT
[#37]
Ah, box of wine, how I love the.



You know...I like to snuggle on the couch and nurse off it like an infant under a blanket.



I highly recommend it.



Not really. But my vodka does reside in the freezer though.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:44:06 PM EDT
[#38]
I'm not really classy, so I couldn't tell you.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:45:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Ice cubes in wine???  The horror.................
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:46:34 PM EDT
[#40]
I'm getting the impression that thinkgeek.com is the ARCOM Superstore...











 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:46:56 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
drinking out of mason jars.


What?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:47:49 PM EDT
[#42]
You really need a stained wifebeater t-shirt and 3 days without a bath for "classy."



Iced wine is just mildly odd.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:48:01 PM EDT
[#43]
ice cubes in wine??

hell I just put the wine box in the fridge
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:48:33 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.



I consider myself a wine snob.

I think ice cubes in wine takes a distant backseat to that Dutch abomination "ChocoVine", a blend of red wine and fine dutch chocolate.




Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:48:36 PM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:


drinking strychnine out of mason jars.


and dancing redneck with live rattlesnakes, in Podunk West Virginia.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:49:36 PM EDT
[#46]
a rain lamp

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:50:10 PM EDT
[#47]
Having your coon-dog serve as the best man at your weddin'.

No shit, someone actually did this; my hometown newspaper noted it in the wedding announcements.  Dog's name was Cain, by the way.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:51:14 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg


You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.



Somebody thinks they're Daddy Warbucks
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:52:10 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Having your coon-dog serve as the best man at your weddin'.

No shit, someone actually did this; my hometown newspaper noted it in the wedding announcements.  Dog's name was Cain, by the way.

Easy I like dogs better than most people. Hell of alot more honest.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:52:44 PM EDT
[#50]
Coke in a good bourbon.
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