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Posted: 10/21/2010 5:04:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:05:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Party at aimless' place!

And since I'm the first post, I really am going to rock out with my cock out.

Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:07:06 PM EDT
[#2]
I'll crack some skulls if anyone gets out of line.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:07:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:14:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Party at aimless' place!

There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  

Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.


What if I promise to shave first?
ETA what drawer is the razor in?
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:15:02 PM EDT
[#5]
TOGA!!!!!!!        
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:15:25 PM EDT
[#6]

don't forget to check the fluids in the company yugo
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:16:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Party at aimless' place!

There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  

Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.


I'll shave. Barely any evidence left everywhere.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:18:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Pool Party!
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:18:24 PM EDT
[#9]
Hmmmm.

Foing, eh?

Just remember not to accept any poolside invites from hot young ladies for a menage a trois in their room when you get to your hotel.

(Do penguins hang out poolside?).

Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:20:21 PM EDT
[#10]
See ya when ya get back.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:21:44 PM EDT
[#11]
I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!

- Clint
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:21:49 PM EDT
[#12]
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so I just wanted to warn you that"ll be out of town this weekend so I won't be able to run interference for you guys with all the mean staff members that are always locking people, so play it cool, you know?  


if you're good I'll bring you back something

Hookers and blow?

Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:22:40 PM EDT
[#13]
Elections must be our "time of the month".    Speaking in a very General way.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:23:52 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:24:18 PM EDT
[#15]
enjoy your time away
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:24:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:26:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Party at aimless' place!

There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  

Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.


Woah woak, wait, what?
There's free beer?
And a car?
And a hot tub?!

I'm in. I call dibs on all guns, optics and ammo after your heart attack from all the back hair in the hot tub.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:29:11 PM EDT
[#18]



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I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!



- Clint


Okay, you're next to Arock and Rebelgrey on the "remember to not send a Christmas party invite" list.  


I'm suprised BSH didn't make the cut...




 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:31:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:32:01 PM EDT
[#20]
I can be there in 6 hours to watch your place while you are gone and your uh, guns.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:35:16 PM EDT
[#21]
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Did you let your parole officer know?

(Remember, 1000 yards away from schools, daycare centers and Chuck E Cheeses)


I thought it was 100? Don't forget your pager, either.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:38:00 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
so I just wanted to warn you that"ll be out of town this weekend so I won't be able to run interference for you guys with all the mean staff members that are always locking people, so play it cool, you know?  


if you're good I'll bring you back something



Last time it was a set of used chopsticks.  
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:40:57 PM EDT
[#23]
Where was the spare house key hidden again??? I forgot.


I've got tools so I should be able to get your car running again.

I haven't seen 82ND-ABN lately so we should be ok for now.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:41:01 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


so I just wanted to warn you that"ll be out of town this weekend so I won't be able to run interference for you guys with all the mean staff members that are always locking people, so play it cool, you know?  






if you're good I'll bring you back something


Have a safe trip i will send you my wish list!



 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:43:27 PM EDT
[#25]
Please leave your toothbrush behind, i dont feel like bringing mine...
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:48:54 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Please leave your toothbrush behind, i dont feel like bringing mine...


Don't forget the toothpaste and deodorant!  I want to at least smell good when I walk home with a hangover.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 5:50:44 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
so I just wanted to warn you that"ll be out of town this weekend so I won't be able to run interference for you guys with all the mean staff members that are always locking people, so play it cool, you know?  


if you're good I'll bring you back something



Like Herpes?
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:00:09 PM EDT
[#28]





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Party at aimless' place!



There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  






Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.






Woah woak, wait, what?


There's free beer?


And a car?


And a hot tub?!





I'm in. I call dibs on all guns, optics and ammo after your heart attack from all the back hair in the hot tub.









 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:04:34 PM EDT
[#29]



I, for one, am declaring martial law.

I'm in charge now.

Bow down before me.

Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:05:42 PM EDT
[#30]



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Pool Party!






 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:07:45 PM EDT
[#31]







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I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!
- Clint




Okay, you're next to Arock and Rebelgrey on the "remember to not send a Christmas party invite" list.  




I'm suprised BSH didn't make the cut...




 











 
 
 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:10:41 PM EDT
[#32]
I'll bring the mashed potatoes
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:19:54 PM EDT
[#33]
I'll need another list/map of neighbors you do not want me to talk to, and another of those you do wish me to talk to.  Mark it them clearly with large print this time.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:20:27 PM EDT
[#34]
Just leave the key under the front mat and we will do our best to keep damages under $50,000 but just in case leave your contact number and the number for your insurance agent.

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Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:22:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Really? I thought I'd been pretty mellow since I stopped giving a fuck.
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:24:19 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Party at aimless' place!

There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  

Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.





Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:27:31 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!



- Clint


You forgot the mayo, mustard and pickles.

 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:28:44 PM EDT
[#38]



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I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!



- Clint


You forgot the mayo, mustard and pickles.  


Can't forget the herring or sardines dog.

 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:29:44 PM EDT
[#39]



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I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!



- Clint


You forgot the mayo, mustard and pickles.  


Can't forget the herring or sardines dog.  


you just one upped me mofo. Gotta put turds in it now!

 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:30:41 PM EDT
[#40]



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Quoted:




Quoted:

Party at aimless' place!


There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  



Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.




http://www.subarupedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gay-friendly-cars1.jpg







Not sure why...  but the first time I had read his post, I thought that had said Suburban station wagon...  thought about it for a minute and told myself that I'd never heard of that before .  Thanks for clarifying



 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:38:35 PM EDT
[#41]



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I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!



- Clint


You forgot the mayo, mustard and pickles.  


Can't forget the herring or sardines dog.  


you just one upped me mofo. Gotta put turds in it now!  


There are things which smell worse than poop bro.

 
Link Posted: 10/21/2010 6:43:49 PM EDT
[#42]



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I hope nobody puts your peanut butter in your microwave and turns it on for 10 minutes and leaves the party,,, I hear it really stinks up a house!



- Clint


You forgot the mayo, mustard and pickles.  


Can't forget the herring or sardines dog.  


you just one upped me mofo. Gotta put turds in it now!  


There are things which smell worse than poop bro.  
POOP THREAD





 
Link Posted: 10/22/2010 6:38:15 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


so I just wanted to warn you that"ll be out of town this weekend so I won't be able to run interference for you guys with all the mean staff members that are always locking people, so play it cool, you know?  






if you're good I'll bring you back something


as long as it's not a baby brother or sister.......fool me once.....

 
Link Posted: 10/22/2010 6:45:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Are going to pick up Gunkid from prison?
Link Posted: 10/22/2010 6:51:57 PM EDT
[#45]
You're not the boss of me!




ETA:
Link Posted: 10/22/2010 7:00:02 PM EDT
[#46]
What part of NYS does Aimless reside anyway?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:12:52 PM EDT
[#47]
Did anyone clean up the mess at Aimless's house???
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:13:51 PM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:15:01 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Party at aimless' place!

There's 14 beers, a bottle of vodka, maybe 7 bottles of wine somewhere and no pay movie channels. I guess you guys could go pick up hot chicks in my 7 year old Subaru station wagon if you can get it started.  

Stay out of the hot tub though, you fucking hairy pigs.
Hey..we ain't all hairy!

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:15:56 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
What part of NYS does Aimless reside anyway?
Now THATs a secret!

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