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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:45:27 PM EDT
[#1]
Not Canadian bacon! But its so tasty!
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:47:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted: Not Canadian bacon! But its so tasty! But it's for the children, eh? |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:49:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Actually eating a lot of meat (ie. protein)isn't bad for you. Eat a lot of meat with a lot of carbs will kill you.
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:49:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Bacon??? Bacon??? Oh God... the humanity...
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:51:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Do it for the piggies!
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:51:36 PM EDT
[#6]
I better read that other Catholic thread cause I think it struck a chord in Jarhead_22's existance [:D]
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:52:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Actually eating a lot of meat (ie. protein)isn't bad for you. Eat a lot of meat with a lot of carbs will kill you. Bacon isn't meat, partner. 98 or 99 percent of the calories from bacon are from fat. |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:53:26 PM EDT
[#8]
A timely topic. I'm leaving in about 10 minutes to go get a bacon chilli cheeseburger. Hmmm bacon.
If bacon is outlawed, then only outlaws will have bacon. Of course, they'll be fat and happy outlaws.[:)]z |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:55:44 PM EDT
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The banning of bacon would greatly limit the number of toppings on a baked potato. Breakfast would be forever altered.
BLT's would just be LT's. The Bacon Cheeseburger would become just a simple Cheeseburger. Bacon bits would just be bits. We need bacon, it is an essential part of everyday life. |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:00:10 PM EDT
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Looks like We should stockpile som pre-ban while we can.
Especially since we can still get it in those high capacity packages. And we all know that it will eventually lead to them being designated as Heart-Destructive Devices and require a special heart screening test before you can purchase them along with a tax stamp. After the ban we'll be limited to extra-lean bacon in 10 strip packs with warning labels and registration numbers. It won't just be the BATF anymore....it'll be the BPATF - the Bureau of Pork, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:01:02 PM EDT
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I know what we can do with it if it gets banned. Send all the bacon up on C130's and drop them over Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iraq and all the other 'pork loving' countries....
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:01:41 PM EDT
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You can't ban bacon! The Bacon industry would fail! The pork belly futures market would dry up! The economy would collapse, and the world would be thrown into a neverending depression causing famine and pestilence that would ravage humanity! For the sake of the human race, dont ban bacon!
Besides, the stuff is sooo tasty![;)] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:02:30 PM EDT
[#13]
The liberal bovine lobbiests will not like this.
Dont you think such an action would racially discriminate against cows? |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:03:29 PM EDT
[#14]
I forgot to ask:
Is that semi-auto or pump-action bacon??? |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:10:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: I forgot to ask: Is that semi-auto or pump-action bacon??? Hey Boom, if you're pumping your bacon, none of the rest of us want to know about it. [:D] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:12:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: I forgot to ask: Is that semi-auto or pump-action bacon??? Full-Auto.. Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Con. [;)] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:24:16 PM EDT
[#17]
Hey, this thread isnt Kosher!
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:27:02 PM EDT
[#18]
MMMMMmmmmmm...bacon grease.
Homer |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:37:22 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: Quoted: I forgot to ask: Is that semi-auto or pump-action bacon??? Hey Boom, if you're pumping your bacon, none of the rest of us want to know about it. [:D] LOL The sheep lobbiests would feel ignored.[:D] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:46:49 PM EDT
[#20]
Theres something not kosher about this thread .
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:49:31 PM EDT
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This thread makes me wonder, if all the fat in Rosie O'Doughnut was rendered, would anything else be left?
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:55:50 PM EDT
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"The right of the people to keep and bear bacon shall not be infringed."
See, says it right there! [;D] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 1:59:38 PM EDT
[#23]
In the immortal words of Emeril Lagasse "Pork Fat Rules!"
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Posted: 4/19/2002 2:02:07 PM EDT
[#24]
Elvis used to eat it out of a bowl like popcorn.
Hey, if its good enough for the King........ |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 2:09:12 PM EDT
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You guys have missed the big one. NO MORE [b]PORK RINDS[/b]!!!![shock]
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Posted: 4/19/2002 2:32:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Why bother, if bacon is banned Goatboy will just let him back in.
Oh wait, what were we talking about again? |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 2:39:20 PM EDT
[#27]
"Seared strips of swine flesh"........[(:|)]
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Posted: 4/19/2002 5:10:59 PM EDT
[#28]
If bacon is banned, we can blame it on Israel. [:D]
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:19:25 PM EDT
[#29]
In my best dog voice:
[size=6][red][b]IT'S BACON!!![/size=6][/red][/b] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:30:36 PM EDT
[#30]
The Justice Department will have to launch an investigation into Big Bacon.
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:34:33 PM EDT
[#31]
Homer Simpson Sleepwalking: "Unexplained Bacon"
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:35:57 PM EDT
[#32]
You'll get my bacon when you pry it from my cold dead BLT.
[b]Ban Canned Spam!!![/b] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:40:19 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: I forgot to ask: Is that semi-auto or pump-action bacon??? Hey Boom, if you're pumping your bacon, none of the rest of us want to know about it. [:D] That was a really good one, Jarhead. Thanks for the laugh. |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:43:40 PM EDT
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I'm planning on going over to RedGoat's, and "rollin' my own" just to piss off the self-righteous Muslims and Jews. I guess I can do it on a Sunday to piss off the devout Christians, and eat a hamburger on the way home to piss off the Hindus. Hmmm... Any other suggestions?
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Posted: 4/19/2002 6:46:46 PM EDT
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Me wonders what TheRedGoat will have to say about this.
As to the original question? [size=6][red]NO!!![/red][/size=6] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 7:05:08 PM EDT
[#36]
When I say devout, I should have said self-righteous. I respect anyone who believes strongly in their faith, but not when it turns into telling other people how to run their lives due to their religious beliefs. I'm talking Pharisees, here, not humble servants of the Lord/Vishnu/Allah/Bob.
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Posted: 4/19/2002 7:14:42 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Not Canadian bacon! But its so tasty! Come on, we all know that Canadian bacon is just a HAM disc! It's a given you guys make great Hockey players, but your bacon sucks! Real, yummy, heart clogging bacon is in long, greasy, fat coated strips!!!! [:D] |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 9:23:00 PM EDT
[#38]
That's not bacon!
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/coyote3%2Fcan%5Fbacon%2Ejpg[/img] This is bacon! [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/coyote3%2Fbacon%2Ejpg[/img] coyote3 |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 9:26:05 PM EDT
[#39]
I agree. We need to ban the works and theories of Bacon.
He's a dead white guy, a scientist from the western tradition, and used too much logic. Today's youth would never comprehend it. |
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Posted: 4/19/2002 9:49:29 PM EDT
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If you eat the milk with the meat, such as cheese on a hamburger, YOU ARE A SYMPATHIZER OF PALESTINIAN TERRORISM.
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Posted: 4/19/2002 10:05:55 PM EDT
[#41]
I agree with Cypher214 on this one. But don't worry if bacon gets banned we'll still have those illegal bacon shipments from Mexico and Columbia. I hear that Kalifornistan might be the first to outright ban bacon!!!!!
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Posted: 4/20/2002 11:39:07 AM EDT
[#42]
If bacon was banned who would you people have sex with?
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Posted: 4/20/2002 11:44:42 AM EDT
[#43]
Can we at least still play "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"?
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Posted: 4/20/2002 11:51:56 AM EDT
[#44]
Give me bacon or give me death!!
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Posted: 4/20/2002 11:52:06 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: I hear that Kalifornistan might be the first to outright ban bacon!!!!! Nah, Crapifornia is just gonna' tax it. Remember, it's for your own good. |
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Posted: 4/20/2002 12:08:39 PM EDT
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If the piggie is born before the ban goes into effect, but is not slaughtered until a post ban date, is the bacon legal or the piggie a ham bone only piggie?
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Posted: 4/20/2002 1:01:16 PM EDT
[#47]
If bacon is outlawed, only outlaws will have bacon.
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Posted: 4/20/2002 2:14:40 PM EDT
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Damn it, I'm confused already. Now do I have this right?....
Pre-ban bacon can have a smoke arrestor, and can be sold in packages with more than 10 slices. Post-ban bacon can only be bought in packages with 10 slices or fewer, otherwise it must be plainly marked "FOR EXECUTIVE BRANCH USE ONLY". You cannot use a bayonet to slice it. Bacon that has two or more conspicuous features, or bacon that resembles certain types of bacon used by the military will require a Class III license. Finally, bacon of any kind may be purchased only after passing a Brady cholesterol check. |
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Posted: 4/20/2002 2:52:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: If you eat the milk with the meat, such as cheese on a hamburger, YOU ARE A SYMPATHIZER OF PALESTINIAN TERRORISM. How does one "Eat" milk? From what I remember, you are supposed to drink the stuff. Just funnin' 'ya Imbrog.. heehee[:)] |
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