For my friend's bachelor party....

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Posted: 10/5/2010 6:42:03 PM EDT

I have contacted an ex girlfriend of his. Apparently, she is willing to be the stripper for the group of guys.

Should I contract her services? I think it might be awkward.

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:43:36 PM EDT

[#1]

So in on this one.

If my ex were a stripper, nothing would bring me greater satisfaction than making her painfully aware that she is missing out.

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:44:39 PM EDT

[#2]

Awkward. Plenty of strippers out there.

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:45:30 PM EDT

[#3]

Dude no. This is supposed to be your friend, and you are going to drop a naked dancing drama bomb on his lap? WTF man!?!?!

Order him some strippers of a different ethnicity than his if you want to make it awkward.

Make the ex strip for you personally. HIT THAT SHIT!

(but don't tell your buddy)

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:45:31 PM EDT

[#4]

That won't cause problems with the new wife.

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:47:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Fuck the drama and just get sloppy drunk.

Friggin bachelor parties and their "make you think" head games

.

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:47:23 PM EDT

[#6]

He'll, what could go wrong???

Posted: 10/5/2010 6:48:30 PM EDT

[#7]

I guess my invite got lost in the mail?

Posted: 10/25/2010 8:54:40 PM EDT

[#8]

She now says she will do it for free as long as we can arrange for her to get a baby sitter for the weekend.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:07:36 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

She now says she will do it for free as long as we can arrange for her to get a baby sitter for the weekend.

Ewwww. Worn out pie.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:10:10 PM EDT

[#10]

You sound like a great friend. Just don't forget to secretly video everything and send it to his wife on their wedding night.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:16:50 PM EDT

[#11]

What is her name?

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:16:59 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
She now says she will do it for free as long as we can arrange for her to get a baby sitter for the weekend.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:30:22 PM EDT

[#13]

I sort of set up a bachelor party for a friend a few years ago when he was getting married and I was his best man.

There were no ex-girlfriend strippers, but we did have a lot of shooting, tannerite, flares and propane tanks.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:35:46 PM EDT

[#14]

Well I dont think he would be to happy with seeing an ex strip.

Btw.. Post pics if you know what's good for you.

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Posted: 10/25/2010 9:38:39 PM EDT

[#15]

You're going to get a girl to show him stuff he's already seen, and moved on from?

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:42:36 PM EDT

[#16]

I would pass on seeing my ex strip for me

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:44:07 PM EDT

[#17]

This thread is desperately in need of some pics before any logical discussion can commence. Get to it.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:47:58 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

This thread is desperately in need of some pics before any logical discussion can commence. Get to it.

Once again, the first fifteenth post nails it.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:48:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
This thread is desperately in need of some pics before any logical discussion can commence. Get to it.

wtf took us so long to get to the important part??

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:48:53 PM EDT

[#20]

that is one of the most fucked up, lamest ideas I've heard in a while.. great friend you are

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:49:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
You're going to get a girl to show him stuff he's already seen, and moved on from?

Right.

Gonna go with everyone else and say its a bad idea...I know seeing my ex would completely ruin my night instantly.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:49:48 PM EDT

[#22]

OMFG...you HAVE to post that shit on youtube.

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:54:42 PM EDT

[#23]

I wish I had pics of my bro's bachelor party in 1994.

It was epic. One of the guys runs a stripper business, so he brought his three best girls. Killer bods! Picture 20 guys taking shots of tequila and licking lime and salt off their nipples and landing strip.

Two hour later picture 20 drunk dudes in pussy animal mode, shirts off, with limes in their hair and their faces covered in salt. Fucking primal.

Then we had a party afterward. I'll tell you, the girls that came to the party were nervous as hell. You could see it in their eyes. They were thinking...

Posted: 10/25/2010 9:56:07 PM EDT

[#24]

Why would he want someone he's already not only seen naked but fucked six ways from Sunday to be the stripper at his bachelor party?

If you still want to hire her at least have the decency to hire another stripper too.

Posted: 10/25/2010 10:04:25 PM EDT

[#25]

This is hands down the dumbest idea I have ever heard!

Pay some strippers. Don't be cheap or witty.

Posted: 10/25/2010 10:10:05 PM EDT

[#26]

I see the hidden equation! You are a genius!

1. Invite Grooms stripper ex to party
2. Get Groom Drunk
3. Allow drunk other dudes to video her fucking groom like whore
4. Get the revenge fuck from bride after wedding called off
5. Find new patsy friend that you don't like but whom can find women outside of your level
6. Repeat.

Posted: 10/25/2010 10:18:14 PM EDT

[#27]

OP must be trying to sabotage the guy's marriage, when his wife inevitably finds out the ex was there.

Posted: 10/25/2010 10:20:20 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
You're going to get a girl to show him stuff he's already seen, and moved on from?

Just what I was thinking.

Posted: 10/25/2010 11:17:37 PM EDT

[#29]

In on one? Oh, and don't fo!

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Posted: 10/25/2010 11:51:44 PM EDT

[#30]

That is the greatest idea I've heard in along time!

However I got a fucked up since of humor.

Get her and one other to do the stripping.

Look at it this way. She is an ex for a reason.

He will have no regrets going into his marriage.

Just my .02

Posted: 10/26/2010 12:04:40 AM EDT

[#31]

trolling are we?????

no wife in there right mind would find this ok, yes funny as hell for everyone there, but not cool at all for the soon to be husband, likewise if the wify found out she would fing be pissed. im thinking she would let strippers possibly slide but having an ex as a stripper

cant really seeing her letting that one go.

Posted: 10/26/2010 12:44:24 AM EDT

[#32]

don't do it. if wife ever finds out wshe will be convinced he fucked her or wsomething since he didn't share that info with her.

It's just a bad idea.

Posted: 10/26/2010 12:50:03 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

don't do it. if wife ever finds out wshe will be convinced he fucked her or wsomething since he didn't share that info with her.

It's just a bad idea.

Yeah, fuck it. We'll go the "traditional" route.

Would have been funny though.
well, maybe not.

Posted: 10/26/2010 12:55:04 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

This is hands down the dumbest idea I have ever heard!

Pay some strippers. Don't be cheap or witty.

That is the key. More than 1. Tier 1 quality preferably.

Posted: 10/26/2010 1:01:54 AM EDT

[#35]

sounds like a great idea

, just make sure there's a prenup

Posted: 10/26/2010 3:43:18 AM EDT

[#36]

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: 10/26/2010 3:47:50 AM EDT

[#37]

in on 1

Posted: 10/26/2010 3:50:53 AM EDT

[#38]

oh, c'mon! you've got to do it!

Posted: 10/26/2010 4:13:46 AM EDT

[#39]

Tell her to come audition for you , bang her out and then tell her you are looking for somone with more talent.

Posted: 10/26/2010 6:27:47 AM EDT

[#40]

I almost accidentally hired my brothers college fuck-buddy to strip for his bachelor party. The was the best looking one at the bar, and I was going to approach her and then my brother got there. She sees him and goes "Is that you? It's been years...."

after the reunion was over I asked if he would like her at his party and he simply said "That would be a very, VERY bad idea."

Posted: 10/26/2010 6:33:40 AM EDT

[#41]

Get the ex girlfriend as the stripper and instead of a big white elephant being in the room it'll be a Drama Lhama instead of the big White Elephant.

Posted: 10/26/2010 6:34:21 AM EDT

[#42]

No way, that would ruin her for him of ever needing some (Side action) if the marriage started to go bad. He could never straight face go there again knowing his boys were all over her!....

Posted: 10/26/2010 6:41:47 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is hands down the dumbest idea I have ever heard!

Pay some strippers. Don't be cheap or witty.

That is the key. More than 1. Tier 1 quality preferably.

Exactly, and strippers who require you to pay for their baby sitter at NOT Tier 1

Posted: 10/26/2010 7:43:43 AM EDT

[#44]

FAIL.

Posted: 10/26/2010 7:48:13 AM EDT

[#45]

You would go from friend to outcasted douche if you were my friend and pulled that shit.

Posted: 10/26/2010 7:49:59 AM EDT

[#46]

Don't do it. If his fiancee finds out I bet she would be furious.

Posted: 10/26/2010 7:52:02 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
OP must be trying to sabotage the guy's marriage, when his wife inevitably finds out the ex was there.

The ex willing to do it for free probabaly has the same ideas... something along the lines of "Oooh, look what me and your hubby did the night before you got married!!!".

But yeah, you should do it...