... Power




(someone gimme a program please)

Sometimes I guess I just don't research much before posting.

[url]http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/holy-grail/ra/03-08.ra[/url]

Is that Wagner I hear?

Damn!!!  It is [b]WOMENS[/b] with an "S"!!

Sgtar15

PS Just a pet peeve[;)]

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... Just ask Imbroglio or use your spellchecker!






Man, I get a lot of time here when I'm sick!

Fine...If that is zo then I accurately corrected [i]all[/i] of your zpelling miztakez in the above mezzage.

Zgtar15...zee how ztupid it lookz??

Arthur:  "A duck!"

Smart Villager: "Exactly!  So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore . . . A WITCH!!!!

All:  A witch!  A witch!

The Larch.

Twit fanciers, How to hide, and to always look on the bright side of life.

[b]sgtar15[/b]. Sometimes dude, you are as rough as a cob.

... Surely you jest?






if not...


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I jest...but i still don't like it.[:)]

Sgtar15

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings (singing):  Spam!  Lovely spam!  Lovely spam!

Waitress:  ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings:  Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings:  Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings:  Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!  (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings!  You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings (singing):  Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...(but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately):  Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

I'm being repressed!!!

"Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a
system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the
masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well you can't expect to wield
supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"  

-- "Bloody peasant!"

Don't know where this came from - I have it in my sigs lines file.

I'm not dead yet!

it's only just a flesh wound.

NEE! {bring me a shrubbery}

That is probably the dumbest sketch the Python crew ever did and yet it made me laugh like crazy.

Still, I think Benny Hill is at least 5 times funnier than Month Python.  Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to show it on their channel and as far as I can tell it is not coming back to Comedy Central (I think thats where I used to watch it).